Say No To Fun is creating a funless world
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$1 can get you a lot of fun these days. Say no to it! Give us your $1 and we will make sure no fun has been had with it. Higher tiers are open to those suffering from more serious fun problems.
Tiers
Say no to $1 of fun.
$1 or more per month

Your life just feels better this month. You COULD have had fun with that $1, but you decided not to and it's made you a better person.

Say no to $5 of fun.
$5 or more per month

You feel safe from all that dangerous fun that could have been had with $5. Five times as much as the (already dangerous) $1 fun. The relief is palpable.

Say no to $10 of fun
$10 or more per month

The danger of fun is all around you, and $10 would have gotten you access to some of its most sinister depths. Now you are truly protected. Breathe freely, without fear at last.

Say no to $50 of fun.
$50 or more per month

As a well-off person, you are in the most serious danger of fun. You've made a sensible choice by saying 'no' to a whole $50 of it, as lower amounts may not have been effective in your case. You are finally overcome with a feeling of lightness.

$1 can get you a lot of fun these days. Say no to it! Give us your $1 and we will make sure no fun has been had with it. Higher tiers are open to those suffering from more serious fun problems.

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Tiers
Say no to $1 of fun.
$1 or more per month

Your life just feels better this month. You COULD have had fun with that $1, but you decided not to and it's made you a better person.

Say no to $5 of fun.
$5 or more per month

You feel safe from all that dangerous fun that could have been had with $5. Five times as much as the (already dangerous) $1 fun. The relief is palpable.

Say no to $10 of fun
$10 or more per month

The danger of fun is all around you, and $10 would have gotten you access to some of its most sinister depths. Now you are truly protected. Breathe freely, without fear at last.

Say no to $50 of fun.
$50 or more per month

As a well-off person, you are in the most serious danger of fun. You've made a sensible choice by saying 'no' to a whole $50 of it, as lower amounts may not have been effective in your case. You are finally overcome with a feeling of lightness.