SAY NO TO SMOKE DETECTORS

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Welcome to HERO STATUS!

If you bleed RED, WHITE, and BLUE is the RIGHT proportions to convey the AMERICAN flag (not Netherlands, NOT FRANCE) this is the tier for you!

Patrons at this tier will get all lower tier benefits plus a customized thank you message and direct contact details of the creators so you can let us know when you find some TRUTH that needs to be shared. 
  • A nice big helping of TRUTH for patrons only!
  • A private word amongst HEROES!
  • A sticker to help SPREAD the MESSAGE!!!
Exclusive Merch
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  • Exclusive Sticker - SHOW YOUR PATRIOTISM BY SPREADING THE TRUTH ABOUT FREEDOM!!!
  • Exclusive Mini Print - SAY IT PROUD! NO TO SMOKE DETECTORS!!! 4" x 6" print

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About SAY NO TO SMOKE DETECTORS

We present, for your consideration, a catalogue of alternative FACTS, shining light on the state of FREEDOM in present day AMERICA!

The mainstream media cannot be trusted to give you the TRUTH about smoke detectors, stabbing yourself, and many more topics we plan to cover. Hell, I don't trust the 
MSM when they tell me what TIME it is! Mountain Time?! Sounds like hippy liberal BULLSHIT to me!

Anyways, please send us money because no advertiser or merch shop will work with a website that dares speak against the smoke detector industry. 
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