Say You Love Satan 80s Horror Podcast is creating an 80s Horror Podcast
161

patrons

$796
per month
Greetings Say You Love Satanists!

First off, thank you #shortiesworldwide for all of your love and support! Your undying adoration for the sleaze and cheese of 80s horror movies has helped the show become what it is today.

We want to be clear that the show will always be free, but having some additional capital will allow us to acquire gear, work with artists to create new merch, provide additional content, and cover basic expenses. This is where you can become an active member of the Say You Love Satan Army! A pledge of even a few dollars a month will help elevate the show beyond the pale.

So grab your Stig, Quig, Tooch and wallet, and sign your soul over to Satan!

Stay Spooky,
Stephanie, Jesse, Melissa, and Jon
www.sayyoulovesatanpodcast.com
Tiers
The Video Dead!
$1 or more per month 53 patrons
You are now part of...The Video Dead!

One dollar a month gets you a shout-out on the show, all of our ringtones, and the knowledge that Satan has a special place saved for you in hell.  You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

The living dead are here, and they're lusting for blood.....yours!
The Willies!
$5 or more per month 68 patrons
You have a terminal case of...The Willies!


Five dollars a month gets you a shout-out on the show, access to all exclusive Patreon episodes, and all of our ringtones.  You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

 

You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Puke, You'll Die!  

The Stuff!
$10 or more per month 40 patrons
You are addicted to...The Stuff!

Ten dollars a month gets you a 3.5" embroidered SYLS patch of our main logo, a shout-out on the show, access to ALL exclusive Patreon episodes, and all of our ringtones. You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

Enough is never enough, of The Stuff!


Includes

  • 4x5" woven Clint Howard SYLS patch designed by Smelly Elle
All the Colors of the Dark
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
You don't need eyes to see....All the Colors of the Dark!


Unfortunately you will need them to see this amazing LIMITED edition poster designed by our good friend Kelsey @littlepressontheprairie!


In honor of our 100th episode, a gathering of the most nefarious artists have come together to present our favorite beasts and ghouls in this poster. How many movie references can your demon eyes spot?

Featuring the artwork of:

Charles Clary
Sam Heimer
Matt Slap
Sp3ktr
Second At Best
Smelly Elle
Kelsey Taylor

Three color screenprint poster
18x24
limited edition of 100


At this level you will receive a print along with everything in the $10 tier.


Something is out there...coming closer....closer....CLOSER.

Don't be afraid to be afraid....we're coming to get you!


Includes  

  • 4x5" woven Clint Howard SYLS patch designed by Smelly Elle
  • 18x24 Three color screenprint poster
The Mutilator!
$30 or more per month 3 patrons
You are...The Mutilator!

Thirty dollars a month gets you 3.5" embroidered SYLS patch of our main logo, a shout-out on the show, access to ALL exclusive Patreon episodes, all of our ringtones, and an exclusive Patreon member t-shirt! You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

Never be Sha-na-nah'd again in the only t-shirt endorsed by The Dark Lord!

[Please include your shirt size somewhere in the address you provide.]


Includes
  • 4x5" woven Clint Howard SYLS patch designed by Smelly Elle
  • Exclusive Patreon member t-shirt
Director's Cut!
$50 or more per month 2 patrons
Director's Cut!

Did you ever yearn to smell your own Cronen-farts? Did you ever want to be John Carpenter motor-boating Adrienne Barbeau? Or maybe, Lucio Fulci eating steak tartar with a cat in the brain? Now is your chance!

As the director of the episode, you get to choose an 80s horror movie for us cover along with the segment.  This episode will be featured in the main feed and you will also receive everything included in the thirty dollar reward.

[Please include your shirt size somewhere in the address you provide.]


Includes
  • 4x5" woven Clint Howard SYLS patch designed by Smelly Elle
  • Exclusive Patreon member t-shirt
The Devil's Rain
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
Are you a practitioner of the Dark Arts? 


Do you have unholy wares that you'd like us to share with our flock of black sheep?


Allow the Say You Love Satan Podcast to be of service! 


At this level, you will receive advertising time on four episodes featured in the main feed, available to everyone in our Satanic Army! We will advertise your art, merchandise, website, movie, band, or any other products you are peddling. 


Congratulations, you've made a binding blood pact and sold your soul to the devil! 

Goals
$500 – reached! per month
Reaching this goal will allow us to pay off our equipment, advertise, continue to create new merch with artists we admire, and help cover the day-to-day costs of producing a podcast. 

We realize that this is not a small goal but believe that it is achievable with the help of our amazing and loyal listeners.

You guys have made this show what it is, and we hope to continue the descent into madness for many years to come!

Much love from all of us here at SYLS!
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Greetings Say You Love Satanists!

First off, thank you #shortiesworldwide for all of your love and support! Your undying adoration for the sleaze and cheese of 80s horror movies has helped the show become what it is today.

We want to be clear that the show will always be free, but having some additional capital will allow us to acquire gear, work with artists to create new merch, provide additional content, and cover basic expenses. This is where you can become an active member of the Say You Love Satan Army! A pledge of even a few dollars a month will help elevate the show beyond the pale.

So grab your Stig, Quig, Tooch and wallet, and sign your soul over to Satan!

Stay Spooky,
Stephanie, Jesse, Melissa, and Jon
www.sayyoulovesatanpodcast.com

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Tiers
The Video Dead!
$1 or more per month 53 patrons
You are now part of...The Video Dead!

One dollar a month gets you a shout-out on the show, all of our ringtones, and the knowledge that Satan has a special place saved for you in hell.  You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

The living dead are here, and they're lusting for blood.....yours!
The Willies!
$5 or more per month 68 patrons
You have a terminal case of...The Willies!


Five dollars a month gets you a shout-out on the show, access to all exclusive Patreon episodes, and all of our ringtones.  You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

 

You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Puke, You'll Die!  

The Stuff!
$10 or more per month 40 patrons
You are addicted to...The Stuff!

Ten dollars a month gets you a 3.5" embroidered SYLS patch of our main logo, a shout-out on the show, access to ALL exclusive Patreon episodes, and all of our ringtones. You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

Enough is never enough, of The Stuff!


Includes

  • 4x5" woven Clint Howard SYLS patch designed by Smelly Elle
All the Colors of the Dark
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
You don't need eyes to see....All the Colors of the Dark!


Unfortunately you will need them to see this amazing LIMITED edition poster designed by our good friend Kelsey @littlepressontheprairie!


In honor of our 100th episode, a gathering of the most nefarious artists have come together to present our favorite beasts and ghouls in this poster. How many movie references can your demon eyes spot?

Featuring the artwork of:

Charles Clary
Sam Heimer
Matt Slap
Sp3ktr
Second At Best
Smelly Elle
Kelsey Taylor

Three color screenprint poster
18x24
limited edition of 100


At this level you will receive a print along with everything in the $10 tier.


Something is out there...coming closer....closer....CLOSER.

Don't be afraid to be afraid....we're coming to get you!


Includes  

  • 4x5" woven Clint Howard SYLS patch designed by Smelly Elle
  • 18x24 Three color screenprint poster
The Mutilator!
$30 or more per month 3 patrons
You are...The Mutilator!

Thirty dollars a month gets you 3.5" embroidered SYLS patch of our main logo, a shout-out on the show, access to ALL exclusive Patreon episodes, all of our ringtones, and an exclusive Patreon member t-shirt! You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

Never be Sha-na-nah'd again in the only t-shirt endorsed by The Dark Lord!

[Please include your shirt size somewhere in the address you provide.]


Includes
  • 4x5" woven Clint Howard SYLS patch designed by Smelly Elle
  • Exclusive Patreon member t-shirt
Director's Cut!
$50 or more per month 2 patrons
Director's Cut!

Did you ever yearn to smell your own Cronen-farts? Did you ever want to be John Carpenter motor-boating Adrienne Barbeau? Or maybe, Lucio Fulci eating steak tartar with a cat in the brain? Now is your chance!

As the director of the episode, you get to choose an 80s horror movie for us cover along with the segment.  This episode will be featured in the main feed and you will also receive everything included in the thirty dollar reward.

[Please include your shirt size somewhere in the address you provide.]


Includes
  • 4x5" woven Clint Howard SYLS patch designed by Smelly Elle
  • Exclusive Patreon member t-shirt
The Devil's Rain
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
Are you a practitioner of the Dark Arts? 


Do you have unholy wares that you'd like us to share with our flock of black sheep?


Allow the Say You Love Satan Podcast to be of service! 


At this level, you will receive advertising time on four episodes featured in the main feed, available to everyone in our Satanic Army! We will advertise your art, merchandise, website, movie, band, or any other products you are peddling. 


Congratulations, you've made a binding blood pact and sold your soul to the devil!