Hello Creeps and Peepers! Thank you SO much for visiting our Patreon page to see what we have to offer you!

By becoming a Patron, you can gain access to the entire Scared to Death catalog - ad-free!, additional monthly episodes," a 20% merch discount, hear your name shouted out at the end of an episode, contribute to monthly charitable donations, exclusive merch, and more!

So why do we even have a Patreon account?

Honestly? This is a big experiment!

We really enjoy making Scared to Death, posting the video version of the show to Youtube, and publishing the free weekly show to an RSS feed that sends it out to a variety of podcast apps. Because of all you Creeps and Peepers consistently listening to the show, our audience has grown to the point that we’re now one of the biggest horror podcasts in the world - yay! And, because of that, we’re able to have sponsors. Extra yay!

BUT - we realize that some of you would prefer not to have your horror stories interrupted by sponsor breaks. We totally get that.

However, since podcasting is now our primary source of income, and because we have six full-time employees including ourselves, several off-site employees, lots of expensive equipment, studio rent and other overhead that allows us to produce not just this show but multiple shows, we need ads to pay the bills. OR - you can subscribe to our Patreon and never listen to another ad and help us pay our bills that way. We certainly appreciate the Hell out of it!

Annnnnd - another reason we decided to create a Patreon is - we get a lot of emails asking for additional content, which is so great. How lucky are we!?! We LOVE creating content, so why not offer additional bonus episodes to our most die-hard fans willing to support the effort it takes to create them?

We’ve been lucky enough to be able to give 20% of our Timesuck Patreon funds to a new charity each month, and the impact we’ve been able to make on the lives of various people in need has been beyond fulfilling and it just makes our fucking SOULS feel good. Why not try and do even more of that? You can feel good about signing up to be a Robert or an Annabelle, knowing that 20% of all the funds Bad Magic Productions collects from Patreon will be donated to charity. It’s fun to see how much of a difference we can make when we all come together.

Actually, one more thing. We’ve always been transparent with our fans and and we’re not gonna lie - what creator doesn’t want the financial security that comes with an additional revenue stream!?! Whoever claims that money isn’t part of the incentive of Patreon is lying. Get the fuck OUT!!

So - if you have the means and you’d like more of what we do and want to support us here - THANK YOU! The more Patrons we can count on, the more excited we will be to continue providing you chills and goosebumps and smiles and scares.

With your support, we’d like to keep doing this for many years to come. Maybe, eventually, Dan will even love crystals? Who knows!

And if you don’t have the means? That’s okay, too! We’ve been there! And we love you just the same, Creeps and Peepers.

Our main hope is that you just keep watching and listening and enjoying the show, so we can all continue to be…. Scared to Death. :)