Schaffer the Darklord

is creating music and other nonsense

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THE OPENER

$2
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An exclusive monthly track! These songs may end up on compilation albums months or years down the road, but for the foreseeable future, they will be available only to you! Plus, access to monthly live streaming concerts as long as the Covid-19 pandemic rages on!

THE HECKLER

$5
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Get the monthly exclusive track plus scans of its hand-written lyrics as well as live photosets and previews/outtakes from photoshoots available nowhere else!

*Includes all previous tier rewards.

THE BRINGER

$10
per month
Get a deeper look into my songwriting process with episodes of "Schaffer the Darklord Shows His Work," an exclusive behind-the-scenes video series documenting the recording session behind each month's track. Recommended!

*Includes all previous tier rewards.

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About Schaffer the Darklord

WHO AM I?

Schaffer the Darklord (or STD) is a New York City-based rapper and comedian with material best-suited for brainy and/or drug-addled audiences. With manic energy fueling a cartoonishly commanding stage presence, STD skewers such topics as hedonistic substance abuse, sexual compulsion, urban anxiety and obsessive cat-enthusiasts. Imagine a Frankenstein-esque monster assembled from equal parts Bill Hicks, Adam Yauch, Joey Ramone and Prince, stitched together inside the shell of a maniacal heavy metal ex-patriot. Since 2004, STD has released eight albums (2004's "Meet My Maker," 2007's "Mark of the Beast," 2009's "Manslaughterer," 2012's "Junk Drawer," 2013's "Sick Passenger,” 2015's "Sex Rhymes," 2017’s “Junk Drawer Vol. 2” and 2018’s “The Department of Darkness”) and toured the country with such artists as mc chris, MC Frontalot, Mega Ran and MC Lars. When he's not on the road, he produces and co-hosts The Epic Piecast on the Nerdy Show Podcast Network and co-produces the live wrestling/burlesque hybrid show RHP's TasselMania. STD continues to write, record and perform with great frequency and has no intention of stopping until his masochistic rock-n-roll lifestyle destroys him.

WHO ARE YOU?

You are an enthusiastic fan interested in exclusive content from Schaffer the Darklord. Your pledge will earn you access to monthly tracks available nowhere else. Plus, depending on your level of support, your monthly investment grants you additional goodies including hand-written lyrics, behind-the-scenes videos from the studio, cover songs, remixes, unreleased live performance footage, instrumentals/acapellas, members-only merchandise, access to live streaming concerts and so much more. 

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

My goal is to reward my most devoted followers with exclusive content while supplementing my income between tours and album releases. As a full-time performer, keeping myself afloat financially is key to maintaining focus on creating new material. This symbiotic relationship into which we will enter with your pledge will surely prove to be a mutually beneficial adventure. Take my hand. Let's go.
By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 169 exclusive posts
63
Audio releases
306
Images
3
Livestreams
7
Writings
60
Videos
By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 169 exclusive posts
63
Audio releases
306
Images
3
Livestreams
7
Writings
60
Videos

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