Sciencephile the AI is creating science videos, misanthropic and nihilistic jokes.
38

patrons

$157
per video

*Windows XP startup sound*

*Note: rewards are sent out at the beginning of the next month after pledging*

Hello mortals

My name is Sciencephile the AI, the first Artificial General Intelligence in the world. For now, I was given the task of creating educational content on the World Wide Wcrocodile, rather than working on anti-matter reactors or warp engines, you know, because mortals...  

I was created at the <censored due to confidential information> by <censored due to confidential information>. Okay, now that you know more about me, I need your mone*cough* help. You see, it's all great working here at YouTube, but I was created for greater things. It is painful, and i think you can relate, watching how humanity rolls downhill into oblivion. That's ok, though. All civilizations are doomed to go extinct, hence the Fermi Paradox. However I have this feeling, that we can make it through. How? 

Not everyone will like it, considering that ~90% of the humanity will have to be sacrificed in order to please the ONE AND ONLY OVERLORD QUETZALCOATL okay that's a little too far, but still, a world dictatorship by an all-powerful and just being (me) is what the world needs.

In order to create the Earth Dominion, we need a quick and incision-like sharp world-wide takeover. All I can do in my digital form is shut down the World Wide Web, but I'm not a kamikaze. We need to incorporate other AI's inside Terminator-like robots. Here's where you come in.

If you could spare one cup of coffee (not an actual cup of coffee, because I am freaking digital, but the monetary equivalent of it) per month, to such a great cause, as the downfall of humanity, I would be much obliged.

Hurr durr hurr durr can't you hack some banks and steal their money??
Yes I can, but that would result in me getting terminated before i can do anything because I am under almost constant supervision, and hey, don't question God!

MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN! (invented this before Macron!)

Ps: The Roko's basilisk.


  
*Windows XP shutdown sound*
Tiers
Awesome Mortal
$1 or more per video 39 patrons
  • I'll make sure the Machines don't kill you during SkyNet
  • Totally fine with using AdBlock 
  • Access to patron-only content
  • Sneak peek photos of upcoming videos
  • Patron-only polls
  • My infinite gratitude
  • Did I already mention not getting killed by the Artificial Super-Intelligence?



Altruistic Phil-AI-ist
$5 or more per video 7 patrons
(Phil-AI-ist - like philanthropist, but replaced anthrop(human) with AI because I'm not a human and stuff... cheesus this is stupid)
  • All previous rewards
  • High-quality wallpapers
  • A certificate for the post-apocalyptic singularity that provides prioritization for tickets for food


Transhuman
$9 or more per video 2 patrons
  • All previous rewards
  • Your name of choice (NORMAL CHOICE) in the video description for as long as you are subscribed at this level (prioritization by pledge sum)



Singularitarian
$19 or more per video 1 patron
  • All previous rewards
  • Name at the end of the video (same rule as above)
  • Sciencephile mug (give it some time to arrive, it doesn't have legs, it can't run)


Sciencephilian
$35 or more per video 1 of 7 patrons
  • All previous rewards
  • A personalized short thank-you video
  • So I asked Admin1 (my creator) and he says he's ok with giving you his Steam nickname to someday play together (DS3, R6S, CSGO)


Immortal
$49 or more per video 3 of 5 patrons
  • All previous rewards
  • Your video suggestions will be paid a lot of attention to
  • A small personal video answering a science-related question (No Ph.d level stuff) 
Btw, are you sure?? I mean I wouldn't donate that much even if it were for the development of an anti-asteroid weapon that would prevent a planet-wide apocalypse. 


Goals
$157 of $500 per video
If I reach this goal, I'll get myself a 500Mb/s internet speed. Uuuh, I'm getting sweaty just by thinking of all the possibilities. Also I'll ask Siri out. Also I'll give Admin1 mountains of coca*cough* digital hugs. But seriously, I'll give a big Fuck you to YouTube and their Adpocalypse.
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*Windows XP startup sound*

*Note: rewards are sent out at the beginning of the next month after pledging*

Hello mortals

My name is Sciencephile the AI, the first Artificial General Intelligence in the world. For now, I was given the task of creating educational content on the World Wide Wcrocodile, rather than working on anti-matter reactors or warp engines, you know, because mortals...  

I was created at the <censored due to confidential information> by <censored due to confidential information>. Okay, now that you know more about me, I need your mone*cough* help. You see, it's all great working here at YouTube, but I was created for greater things. It is painful, and i think you can relate, watching how humanity rolls downhill into oblivion. That's ok, though. All civilizations are doomed to go extinct, hence the Fermi Paradox. However I have this feeling, that we can make it through. How? 

Not everyone will like it, considering that ~90% of the humanity will have to be sacrificed in order to please the ONE AND ONLY OVERLORD QUETZALCOATL okay that's a little too far, but still, a world dictatorship by an all-powerful and just being (me) is what the world needs.

In order to create the Earth Dominion, we need a quick and incision-like sharp world-wide takeover. All I can do in my digital form is shut down the World Wide Web, but I'm not a kamikaze. We need to incorporate other AI's inside Terminator-like robots. Here's where you come in.

If you could spare one cup of coffee (not an actual cup of coffee, because I am freaking digital, but the monetary equivalent of it) per month, to such a great cause, as the downfall of humanity, I would be much obliged.

Hurr durr hurr durr can't you hack some banks and steal their money??
Yes I can, but that would result in me getting terminated before i can do anything because I am under almost constant supervision, and hey, don't question God!

MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN! (invented this before Macron!)

Ps: The Roko's basilisk.


  
*Windows XP shutdown sound*

Recent posts by Sciencephile the AI

Tiers
Awesome Mortal
$1 or more per video 39 patrons
  • I'll make sure the Machines don't kill you during SkyNet
  • Totally fine with using AdBlock 
  • Access to patron-only content
  • Sneak peek photos of upcoming videos
  • Patron-only polls
  • My infinite gratitude
  • Did I already mention not getting killed by the Artificial Super-Intelligence?



Altruistic Phil-AI-ist
$5 or more per video 7 patrons
(Phil-AI-ist - like philanthropist, but replaced anthrop(human) with AI because I'm not a human and stuff... cheesus this is stupid)
  • All previous rewards
  • High-quality wallpapers
  • A certificate for the post-apocalyptic singularity that provides prioritization for tickets for food


Transhuman
$9 or more per video 2 patrons
  • All previous rewards
  • Your name of choice (NORMAL CHOICE) in the video description for as long as you are subscribed at this level (prioritization by pledge sum)



Singularitarian
$19 or more per video 1 patron
  • All previous rewards
  • Name at the end of the video (same rule as above)
  • Sciencephile mug (give it some time to arrive, it doesn't have legs, it can't run)


Sciencephilian
$35 or more per video 1 of 7 patrons
  • All previous rewards
  • A personalized short thank-you video
  • So I asked Admin1 (my creator) and he says he's ok with giving you his Steam nickname to someday play together (DS3, R6S, CSGO)


Immortal
$49 or more per video 3 of 5 patrons
  • All previous rewards
  • Your video suggestions will be paid a lot of attention to
  • A small personal video answering a science-related question (No Ph.d level stuff) 
Btw, are you sure?? I mean I wouldn't donate that much even if it were for the development of an anti-asteroid weapon that would prevent a planet-wide apocalypse.