Scotch Test Dummies are creating Comedic scotch whisk(e)y reviews
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patrons

$157
per creation
Scott (the little guy) and Bart (the big guy) are the Scotch Test Dummies. Buddies for 22+ years we fell in love with Scotch and whisk(e)y. We have always entertained with good comedic banter and decided to make a whisk(e)y review show with a little chuckle on the side. We hope to entertain and educate (both you and us) in the least pretentious way possible. Heck we're just a couple Scotch Test Dummies.

Patron support will go toward new video equipment and future road shows along the Bourbon Trail and Scotland.  Funds also assist in the purchase of review bottles for the show. On occasion we receive a bottle from a fan or a distillery for review, but we never accept bottles with review restrictions. On occasion one of us won't like a particular bottle; we will tell you why. We also often compare one bottle to another in a versus or shootout episode.  The Dummies always retain full editorial control of our show.

 We have 450+ videos on YouTube releasing three a week on average. One Wednesday, one Saturday and almost always one LIVE show on Sunday. Come hang out for a while.  JOIN the Whisky Fabric, I swear it feels like you're in the room with us, we'll all have a good time and a chuckle as we make sure whisk(e)y stays fun.  "Scotch it you scotch gods.     Slainte...Dummies!"
Tiers
Scotch God Fan
$1 or more per creation 50 patrons
Our sincere thanks for helping us keep the whisk(e)y reviewing. Scott & Bart will thank you by name on one episode during the year. Provide your address after you sign up and you will receive our annual 'Patrons only' Christmas Card.  Also when your support total reaches $100 we will send you a unique "Whisky Hat"...Challenge Coin exclusive to Patreon Supporters.  More rewards as your total support grows. 
Scotch God Super Fan
$2 or more per creation 30 patrons
Our sincere thanks, Scott and/or Bart will YELL your first and last name at the end of one episode during the year (Loud & with Flare). Provide your address after you sign up and you will receive our annual 'Patrons only' Christmas Card. Also when your support total reaches $100 we will send you a unique "Whisky Hat"...Challenge Coin exclusive to Patreon Supporters.  More rewards as the total support grows.
Scotch God Mega Fan
$3 or more per creation 14 patrons
Our sincere thanks and the Dummies will place a PHOTO from you (Legally clothed and/not an advertisement) in one of our episodes during the year while saying nice and funny things about you.  Provide your address after you sign up and you will receive our annual 'Patrons only' Christmas Card. Also when your support total reaches $100 we will send you a unique "Whisky Hat"...Challenge Coin exclusive to Patreon Supporters.  More rewards as the total support grows.
Scotch God Rabid Mega Super Fan!
$20 or more per creation 1 patron
Ok this one is CRAZY and we (The Dummies) would not pledge this to ourselves but Bart's Mom said it should be an option and he would be dumb not to have options, even a crazy one...Bart listens to his Mom, when he isn't being dumb.  If you pledge $20 an episode you get the tri-fecta...we do all 3 on air rewards for you in one episode during that filming year...so feel free to indulge your inner crazy if you wish.  We appreciate any and all support that keeps the show running no matter how big or small.  Provide your address after you sign up and you will receive our annual 'Patrons only' Christmas Card. Also when your support total reaches $100 we will send you a unique "Whisky Hat"...Challenge Coin exclusive to Patreon Supporters.  More rewards as the total support grows.
Goals
$150 – reached! per creation
The Dummies are using funds for a better camcorder and two future road shows. 

Our first is a filming tour along the Bourbon Trail.  Plans are loose at the moment but when we go it will involve several LIVE Shows and physically connecting with fans who will join us on the journey.  The 2nd trip will be to Scotland...that one is still in the will happen phase...in dream state.

Your support will allow us to continue producing multiple shows a week and try new and different things along the way...we're just a couple dummies on a beautiful whisk(e)y quest.  Join us...and thanks for the help.
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Scott (the little guy) and Bart (the big guy) are the Scotch Test Dummies. Buddies for 22+ years we fell in love with Scotch and whisk(e)y. We have always entertained with good comedic banter and decided to make a whisk(e)y review show with a little chuckle on the side. We hope to entertain and educate (both you and us) in the least pretentious way possible. Heck we're just a couple Scotch Test Dummies.

Patron support will go toward new video equipment and future road shows along the Bourbon Trail and Scotland.  Funds also assist in the purchase of review bottles for the show. On occasion we receive a bottle from a fan or a distillery for review, but we never accept bottles with review restrictions. On occasion one of us won't like a particular bottle; we will tell you why. We also often compare one bottle to another in a versus or shootout episode.  The Dummies always retain full editorial control of our show.

 We have 450+ videos on YouTube releasing three a week on average. One Wednesday, one Saturday and almost always one LIVE show on Sunday. Come hang out for a while.  JOIN the Whisky Fabric, I swear it feels like you're in the room with us, we'll all have a good time and a chuckle as we make sure whisk(e)y stays fun.  "Scotch it you scotch gods.     Slainte...Dummies!"

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Tiers
Scotch God Fan
$1 or more per creation 50 patrons
Our sincere thanks for helping us keep the whisk(e)y reviewing. Scott & Bart will thank you by name on one episode during the year. Provide your address after you sign up and you will receive our annual 'Patrons only' Christmas Card.  Also when your support total reaches $100 we will send you a unique "Whisky Hat"...Challenge Coin exclusive to Patreon Supporters.  More rewards as your total support grows. 
Scotch God Super Fan
$2 or more per creation 30 patrons
Our sincere thanks, Scott and/or Bart will YELL your first and last name at the end of one episode during the year (Loud & with Flare). Provide your address after you sign up and you will receive our annual 'Patrons only' Christmas Card. Also when your support total reaches $100 we will send you a unique "Whisky Hat"...Challenge Coin exclusive to Patreon Supporters.  More rewards as the total support grows.
Scotch God Mega Fan
$3 or more per creation 14 patrons
Our sincere thanks and the Dummies will place a PHOTO from you (Legally clothed and/not an advertisement) in one of our episodes during the year while saying nice and funny things about you.  Provide your address after you sign up and you will receive our annual 'Patrons only' Christmas Card. Also when your support total reaches $100 we will send you a unique "Whisky Hat"...Challenge Coin exclusive to Patreon Supporters.  More rewards as the total support grows.
Scotch God Rabid Mega Super Fan!
$20 or more per creation 1 patron
Ok this one is CRAZY and we (The Dummies) would not pledge this to ourselves but Bart's Mom said it should be an option and he would be dumb not to have options, even a crazy one...Bart listens to his Mom, when he isn't being dumb.  If you pledge $20 an episode you get the tri-fecta...we do all 3 on air rewards for you in one episode during that filming year...so feel free to indulge your inner crazy if you wish.  We appreciate any and all support that keeps the show running no matter how big or small.  Provide your address after you sign up and you will receive our annual 'Patrons only' Christmas Card. Also when your support total reaches $100 we will send you a unique "Whisky Hat"...Challenge Coin exclusive to Patreon Supporters.  More rewards as the total support grows.