SecretMortician

SecretMortician

is creating

2

patrons

$5

per month
Hi, I'm SecretMortician.

I write stuff and the contents of that stuff contain letters to form words that come together to create a semi-cohesive storyline to force you, the reader, to feel and read run-on sentences.

Creator of The Broken Adventure series, which includes 'Otherworldly' and 'Loot Mule'. Author of the 'Tales from the Morgue' and 'Innisfree'. Hobbyist artist of Alphabet Soup.

How do your donations help me? This is my full-time job, so every penny you contribute helps immensely towards the goal of living off my work. It will allow me to produce more content at quicker intervals, growing exponentially with each and every new subscriber.

Thank you. 
Tiers
The Depressed Jester
$1 or more per month

For those who want to support Alphabet Soup.


Benefits:

  • Early access to comics & drafts
  • A patron exclusive extra panel 
  • A Reddit flair, for all your bragging needs
The Broken Adventurer
$1 or more per month

For those who want to support The Broken Adventure series


Benefits:

  • Read 1 chapter ahead in the current series (Loot Mule). 
  •  Other benefits such as early access, exclusive content and a Reddit flair!   
The Named Adventurer
$2 or more per month

For those who want to support The Broken Adventure series


Benefits:

  • Gain early access to the next 2 chapters in the current series (Loot Mule). 
  • Other benefits such as early access, exclusive content and a Reddit flair! 
The Tragicomedy
$5 or more per month

For those who want to support all of my Projects


Benefits:

  • All previous benefits
  • Free copies of any e-books released 
  • Ability to name any single minor character or item in my works
The Unrealistic Expectations
$50 or more per month only 10 left

This is reserved for those who have too much money, too much time and an ivory coke snorting straw from the 70's. 


Benefits:

  • All previous benefits
  • Free copy of any paperback books released
Goals
$5 of $35 per month
This is currently my most expensive bill each month. If I am able to garner enough to support to pay this through Patreon donations on a regular basis -- then, in my eyes, I'll have "made it".
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Hi, I'm SecretMortician.

I write stuff and the contents of that stuff contain letters to form words that come together to create a semi-cohesive storyline to force you, the reader, to feel and read run-on sentences.

Creator of The Broken Adventure series, which includes 'Otherworldly' and 'Loot Mule'. Author of the 'Tales from the Morgue' and 'Innisfree'. Hobbyist artist of Alphabet Soup.

How do your donations help me? This is my full-time job, so every penny you contribute helps immensely towards the goal of living off my work. It will allow me to produce more content at quicker intervals, growing exponentially with each and every new subscriber.

Thank you. 

Recent posts by SecretMortician

Tiers
The Depressed Jester
$1 or more per month

For those who want to support Alphabet Soup.


Benefits:

  • Early access to comics & drafts
  • A patron exclusive extra panel 
  • A Reddit flair, for all your bragging needs
The Broken Adventurer
$1 or more per month

For those who want to support The Broken Adventure series


Benefits:

  • Read 1 chapter ahead in the current series (Loot Mule). 
  •  Other benefits such as early access, exclusive content and a Reddit flair!   
The Named Adventurer
$2 or more per month

For those who want to support The Broken Adventure series


Benefits:

  • Gain early access to the next 2 chapters in the current series (Loot Mule). 
  • Other benefits such as early access, exclusive content and a Reddit flair! 
The Tragicomedy
$5 or more per month

For those who want to support all of my Projects


Benefits:

  • All previous benefits
  • Free copies of any e-books released 
  • Ability to name any single minor character or item in my works
The Unrealistic Expectations
$50 or more per month only 10 left

This is reserved for those who have too much money, too much time and an ivory coke snorting straw from the 70's. 


Benefits:

  • All previous benefits
  • Free copy of any paperback books released