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This podcast is our ultimate passion project. We are three friends who found each other at a crucial point in our lives and since then, have kept one another grounded and supported. Our vision for Self-Helpless is to bring laughter, comfort, and hopefully some insight to anyone out there who needs a friend, some inspiration, or motivation to keep going. We started this podcast at a tiny kitchen table and we are overjoyed to see how it’s blossomed and taken on a life of its own. The community we have all built together is something we are extremely proud of, we have the greatest listeners in the world! By becoming our patron, you will help us reach our next big goal of going on a nationwide Self-Helpless Live Tour. These shows will consist of stand up, live episode recordings, and most importantly, audience participation (GET READY). We can’t wait to meet you all in person!

The foundation of our Patreon is the 2 bonus episodes we release each month where we dive into your advice questions in depth, share your knowledge and experience with other listeners, and give you much-deserved shout-outs. Plus, there’s even more over-sharing (yeah, we didn’t think it was possible either). We also read a review each episode from iTunes, Facebook, or email and send that person a free t-shirt!

With feedback from our Helpsters around the globe, we have established two tiers, The “Helpsters” and The “This Is How We Live Now” tier. Tier breakdowns are listed below and we are extremely grateful for any contribution, it does not go unnoticed.

Feel free to reach out to us with questions, advice, feedback, personal stories, and overall badassery to [email protected] for a chance to be featured on an upcoming Patreon episode. Please specify in the email whether we should use your first name, or keep you anonymous. 

Thank you for listening and making our dreams come true.

Love,

D+K+T


Tier Breakdowns:

HELPSTERS
  • 2 bonus episodes per month! These episodes consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners. 

THIS IS HOW WE LIVE NOW
  • 4 tickets to any/all of our headlining shows FOR LIFE! This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! There is no limit on how frequently you can utilize this reward.
  • An exclusive “Helpster” t-shirt! This shirt will be shipped to you upon sign up and it will help us spot you at shows, as well as find each other! It will not be available for purchase anywhere.
  • Helpsters' Choice! This tier will get to choose an episode topic for us each month! 
  • Spontaneous Skype Calls! The girls will be offering three-on-one Skype calls in between their podcast recordings! 
  • Monthly one-on-one rewards! Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Dating and Dick with Delanie Fischer (Delanie dishes out dating advice, punches up your online dating profile, and ships you a Dicks by Delanie mug), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor creates a personal journal for you – filled with quotes, pictures, and whatever else she feels like including that month).
  • Monthly signed merch! We will be shipping signed t-shirts, mugs, photos, and more.
  • 2 bonus episodes per month! These episodes consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners.
Tiers
Helpsters
$5 or more per month
This tier is for the heart of our show and we love you. 


2 bonus episodes per month!

Two episodes per month that consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners, and of course the usual ridiculous amount of over-sharing and secrets. Review of the episode gets a free shirt! 

THIS IS HOW WE LIVE NOW
$40 or more per month
This tier is for the ultimate Helpster and oh boy are we gonna hug you so hard and ugly cry when we meet you.  


4 tickets to any/all of our headlining shows FOR LIFE

This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! There is no limit on how frequently you can utilize this reward. 


An exclusive “Helpster” t-shirt! 

This shirt will be shipped to you upon sign up and it will help us spot you at shows, as well as find each other! It will not be available for purchase anywhere. 

 

Helpsters' Choice!

This tier will get to choose an episode topic for us each month! 


Spontaneous Skype Calls! 

The girls will be offering three-on-one Skype calls in between their podcast recordings!   


Monthly one-on-one rewards! 

Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Dating and Dick with Delanie Fischer (Delanie dishes out dating advice, punches up your online dating profile, and ships you a Dicks by Delanie mug), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor creates a personal journal for you – filled with quotes, pictures, and whatever else she feels like including that month).


Monthly signed merch! 

We will be shipping signed t-shirts, mugs, photos, and more! 


2 bonus episodes per month!  

Two episodes of Self-Helpless per month that consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners, and of course the usual ridiculous amount of over-sharing and secrets. Review of the episode gets a free shirt!  

Goals
277 of 500 patrons
When we reach 500 patrons, we will do a live stream Q & A, it's your turn to lead the discussion!
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This podcast is our ultimate passion project. We are three friends who found each other at a crucial point in our lives and since then, have kept one another grounded and supported. Our vision for Self-Helpless is to bring laughter, comfort, and hopefully some insight to anyone out there who needs a friend, some inspiration, or motivation to keep going. We started this podcast at a tiny kitchen table and we are overjoyed to see how it’s blossomed and taken on a life of its own. The community we have all built together is something we are extremely proud of, we have the greatest listeners in the world! By becoming our patron, you will help us reach our next big goal of going on a nationwide Self-Helpless Live Tour. These shows will consist of stand up, live episode recordings, and most importantly, audience participation (GET READY). We can’t wait to meet you all in person!

The foundation of our Patreon is the 2 bonus episodes we release each month where we dive into your advice questions in depth, share your knowledge and experience with other listeners, and give you much-deserved shout-outs. Plus, there’s even more over-sharing (yeah, we didn’t think it was possible either). We also read a review each episode from iTunes, Facebook, or email and send that person a free t-shirt!

With feedback from our Helpsters around the globe, we have established two tiers, The “Helpsters” and The “This Is How We Live Now” tier. Tier breakdowns are listed below and we are extremely grateful for any contribution, it does not go unnoticed.

Feel free to reach out to us with questions, advice, feedback, personal stories, and overall badassery to [email protected] for a chance to be featured on an upcoming Patreon episode. Please specify in the email whether we should use your first name, or keep you anonymous. 

Thank you for listening and making our dreams come true.

Love,

D+K+T


Tier Breakdowns:

HELPSTERS
  • 2 bonus episodes per month! These episodes consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners. 

THIS IS HOW WE LIVE NOW
  • 4 tickets to any/all of our headlining shows FOR LIFE! This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! There is no limit on how frequently you can utilize this reward.
  • An exclusive “Helpster” t-shirt! This shirt will be shipped to you upon sign up and it will help us spot you at shows, as well as find each other! It will not be available for purchase anywhere.
  • Helpsters' Choice! This tier will get to choose an episode topic for us each month! 
  • Spontaneous Skype Calls! The girls will be offering three-on-one Skype calls in between their podcast recordings! 
  • Monthly one-on-one rewards! Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Dating and Dick with Delanie Fischer (Delanie dishes out dating advice, punches up your online dating profile, and ships you a Dicks by Delanie mug), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor creates a personal journal for you – filled with quotes, pictures, and whatever else she feels like including that month).
  • Monthly signed merch! We will be shipping signed t-shirts, mugs, photos, and more.
  • 2 bonus episodes per month! These episodes consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners.

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Tiers
Helpsters
$5 or more per month
This tier is for the heart of our show and we love you. 


2 bonus episodes per month!

Two episodes per month that consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners, and of course the usual ridiculous amount of over-sharing and secrets. Review of the episode gets a free shirt! 

THIS IS HOW WE LIVE NOW
$40 or more per month
This tier is for the ultimate Helpster and oh boy are we gonna hug you so hard and ugly cry when we meet you.  


4 tickets to any/all of our headlining shows FOR LIFE

This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! There is no limit on how frequently you can utilize this reward. 


An exclusive “Helpster” t-shirt! 

This shirt will be shipped to you upon sign up and it will help us spot you at shows, as well as find each other! It will not be available for purchase anywhere. 

 

Helpsters' Choice!

This tier will get to choose an episode topic for us each month! 


Spontaneous Skype Calls! 

The girls will be offering three-on-one Skype calls in between their podcast recordings!   


Monthly one-on-one rewards! 

Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Dating and Dick with Delanie Fischer (Delanie dishes out dating advice, punches up your online dating profile, and ships you a Dicks by Delanie mug), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor creates a personal journal for you – filled with quotes, pictures, and whatever else she feels like including that month).


Monthly signed merch! 

We will be shipping signed t-shirts, mugs, photos, and more! 


2 bonus episodes per month!  

Two episodes of Self-Helpless per month that consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners, and of course the usual ridiculous amount of over-sharing and secrets. Review of the episode gets a free shirt!