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Helpsters
$5
per month
This tier is for the Helpsters who want bonus episodes and the opportunity to influence content and topics discussed on Self-Helpless!

2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH!
The girls respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast.

HELPSTERS' CHOICE!
Choose an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month!

FEATURED QUOTABLE!
Submit your favorite quotes for a chance to get them featured on Self-Helpless with a special shout out from the girls!

Type A+
$25
per month
This tier is for the Helpsters who want bonus episodes, the opportunity to influence content and topics discussed on Self-Helpless, exclusive content and tips from the girls, plus tickets to shows!

All HELPSTERS rewards +

4 TICKETS TO ANY/ALL OF KELSEY'S & SELF-HELPLESS LIVE HEADLINING SHOWS!
This includes Kelsey's individual headlining shows and any Self-Helpless Live shows (restrictions may apply to certain comedy festivals). Utilize this reward for up to one show every weekend, as many as 4 tickets, and all the different cities as you wish! Please contact [email protected] to book your tickets (at least 7 days in advance)!

EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!
Receive exclusive pictures, videos, and tips from the girls! Including beauty/grooming advice, Feng Shui and minimalism tips, a peak at their daily routines, mindset tricks, and more! 


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About

This podcast is our ultimate passion project. Our vision for Self-Helpless is to bring laughter, comfort, and insight to anyone out there who needs a friend, some inspiration, or motivation to keep going. We started this podcast at a tiny kitchen table with two microphones to share and we are overjoyed to see how it’s blossomed and taken on a life of its own. The community we have all built together is something we are extremely proud of, we have the greatest listeners in the world! By becoming our patron, you are directly supporting us in keeping the show going while maintaining the quality of the content. Your generous donation covers our expenses for editing, scheduling, social media management, administrative tasks, research - all of the things that enable us to show up, be present, and serve you best while we record. 

With the advice and feedback from our listeners, we have structured our Patreon into two different tiers: The Helpsters and Type A+. Tier breakdowns are listed below and we are extremely grateful for any contribution, it does not go unnoticed!

For a chance to be featured on an upcoming Patreon episode, email your questions, advice, recommendations, personal stories, and overall badassery to [email protected] Please specify in the email whether we should use your first name, or keep you anonymous.

Thank you for listening!

Love,
D+K+T


Tier Breakdowns:

HELPSTERS 
2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
The girls respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. 

HELPSTERS' CHOICE!
Choose an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month!

FEATURED QUOTABLE!
Submit your favorite quotes for a chance to get them featured on Self-Helpless with a special shout out!


TYPE A+ 

All above rewards for HELPSTERS +

4 TICKETS TO ANY/ALL OF KELSEY'S & SELF-HELPLESS LIVE HEADLINING SHOWS!
This includes Kelsey's individual headlining shows and any Self-Helpless Live shows (restrictions may apply to certain comedy festivals). Utilize this reward for up to one show every weekend, as many as 4 tickets, and all the different cities as you wish! Please contact [email protected] to book your tickets (at least 7 days in advance)! 

EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!
Receive exclusive pictures, videos, and tips from the girls! Including beauty/grooming advice, Feng Shui and minimalism tips, a peak at their daily routines, mindset tricks, and more!

Goals
415 of 500 patrons
When we reach 500 patrons, we will do a live stream Q & A exclusively for our patrons, it's your turn to lead the discussion!
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