Self-Helpless Podcast

Self-Helpless Podcast

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This podcast is our ultimate passion project. We are three friends who found each other at a crucial point in our lives and since then, have kept one another grounded and supported. Our vision for Self-Helpless is to bring laughter, comfort, and hopefully some insight to anyone out there who needs a friend, some inspiration, or motivation to keep going. We started this podcast at a tiny kitchen table with two microphones to share and we are overjoyed to see how it’s blossomed and taken on a life of its own. The community we have all built together is something we are extremely proud of, we have the greatest listeners in the world! By becoming our patron, you are helping us reach our next big goal of going on a nationwide Self-Helpless Live Tour. These shows will consist of stand up, live episode recordings, and most importantly, audience participation (GET READY). We can’t wait to meet you all in person!

The foundation of our Patreon is the 2 bonus episodes we release each month where we dive into your advice questions in depth, share your knowledge and experience with other listeners, and give you much-deserved shout-outs. Plus, there’s even more over-sharing (yeah, we didn’t think it was possible either). We also read a review from iTunes each episode and send that person a free shirt!

With feedback from our Helpsters around the globe, we have established three tiers with different exclusive rewards: The Helpsters, Type A+, and This Is How We Live Now. Tier breakdowns are listed below and we are extremely grateful for any contribution, it does not go unnoticed! Feel free to reach out to us with questions, advice, recommendations, personal stories, and overall badassery to [email protected] for a chance to be featured on an upcoming Patreon episode. Please specify in the email whether we should use your first name, or keep you anonymous. 

Thank you for listening. 
Love,
D+K+T

Tier Breakdowns:

HELPSTERS 
2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. 

TYPE A+ 
ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS!
Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Creative Consulting with Delanie Fischer (Delanie gives you feedback and advice on your creative endeavor), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor sends you a custom journal)! 

CALL- INS! 
The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice.

HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 
This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.

SIGNED MERCH! 
We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, books, and more.

2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. 

THIS IS HOW WE LIVE NOW 
4 TICKETS TO ANY/ALL OF OUR HEADLINING SHOWS FOR LIFE
This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! Utilize this reward for one show a weekend, up to 4 tickets, and as many different shows as you wish! Please contact [email protected] to book your tickets! Or, contact the girls directly via social media if you're requesting tickets less than a week in advance.

AN EXCLUSIVE HELPSTER SHIRT!
This shirt will be shipped to you upon sign up and it will help us spot you at shows, as well as find each other! It will not be available for purchase anywhere.

ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS! 
Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Creative Consulting with Delanie Fischer (Delanie gives you feedback and advice on your creative endeavor), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor sends you a custom journal).

CALL- INS! 
The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice. 

HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 
This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.   

SIGNED MERCH! 
We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, and more.

2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. 
Tiers
Helpsters
$5 or more per month

This tier is for the Helpsters who want the bonus episodes! 


2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH!

Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. Review of the episode gets a free shirt! 

Type A+
$25 or more per month

This tier is for the Helpsters who want the bonus episodes, the opportunity to influence Self-Helpless content, and some one-on-one interaction with Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor! 


ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS!

The & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Creative Consulting with Delanie Fischer (Delanie gives you feedback and advice on your creative endeavor), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor sends you a custom journal)! 


CALL-INS! 

The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice.


HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 

This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.


SIGNED MERCH! 

We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, and more.


2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 

Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. Review of the episode gets a free shirt! 

THIS IS HOW WE LIVE NOW
$40 or more per month

This tier is for the ultimate Helpster and oh boy are we gonna hug you so hard and ugly cry when we meet you. We will be getting to know each other VERY well. 

  

4 TICKETS TO ANY/ALL OF OUR HEADLINING SHOWS FOR LIFE

This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! There is no limit on how frequently you can utilize this reward. Please contact [email protected] to book your tickets! Or, contact the girls directly via social media if you're requesting tickets less than a week in advance. 


AN EXCLUSIVE HELPSTER SHIRT! 

This shirt will be shipped to you upon sign up and it will help us spot you at shows, as well as find each other! It will not be available for purchase anywhere.


ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS! 

Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Creative Consulting with Delanie Fischer (Delanie gives you feedback and advice on your creative endeavor), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor sends you a custom journal)! 


CALL-INS! 

The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice. 


HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 

This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.   


SIGNED MERCH! 

We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, and more.


2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 

Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. Review of the episode gets a free shirt! 

Goals
374 of 500 patrons
When we reach 500 patrons, we will do a live stream Q & A exclusively for our patrons, it's your turn to lead the discussion!
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This podcast is our ultimate passion project. We are three friends who found each other at a crucial point in our lives and since then, have kept one another grounded and supported. Our vision for Self-Helpless is to bring laughter, comfort, and hopefully some insight to anyone out there who needs a friend, some inspiration, or motivation to keep going. We started this podcast at a tiny kitchen table with two microphones to share and we are overjoyed to see how it’s blossomed and taken on a life of its own. The community we have all built together is something we are extremely proud of, we have the greatest listeners in the world! By becoming our patron, you are helping us reach our next big goal of going on a nationwide Self-Helpless Live Tour. These shows will consist of stand up, live episode recordings, and most importantly, audience participation (GET READY). We can’t wait to meet you all in person!

The foundation of our Patreon is the 2 bonus episodes we release each month where we dive into your advice questions in depth, share your knowledge and experience with other listeners, and give you much-deserved shout-outs. Plus, there’s even more over-sharing (yeah, we didn’t think it was possible either). We also read a review from iTunes each episode and send that person a free shirt!

With feedback from our Helpsters around the globe, we have established three tiers with different exclusive rewards: The Helpsters, Type A+, and This Is How We Live Now. Tier breakdowns are listed below and we are extremely grateful for any contribution, it does not go unnoticed! Feel free to reach out to us with questions, advice, recommendations, personal stories, and overall badassery to [email protected] for a chance to be featured on an upcoming Patreon episode. Please specify in the email whether we should use your first name, or keep you anonymous. 

Thank you for listening. 
Love,
D+K+T

Tier Breakdowns:

HELPSTERS 
2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. 

TYPE A+ 
ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS!
Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Creative Consulting with Delanie Fischer (Delanie gives you feedback and advice on your creative endeavor), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor sends you a custom journal)! 

CALL- INS! 
The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice.

HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 
This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.

SIGNED MERCH! 
We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, books, and more.

2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. 

THIS IS HOW WE LIVE NOW 
4 TICKETS TO ANY/ALL OF OUR HEADLINING SHOWS FOR LIFE
This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! Utilize this reward for one show a weekend, up to 4 tickets, and as many different shows as you wish! Please contact [email protected] to book your tickets! Or, contact the girls directly via social media if you're requesting tickets less than a week in advance.

AN EXCLUSIVE HELPSTER SHIRT!
This shirt will be shipped to you upon sign up and it will help us spot you at shows, as well as find each other! It will not be available for purchase anywhere.

ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS! 
Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Creative Consulting with Delanie Fischer (Delanie gives you feedback and advice on your creative endeavor), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor sends you a custom journal).

CALL- INS! 
The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice. 

HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 
This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.   

SIGNED MERCH! 
We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, and more.

2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. 

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Tiers
Helpsters
$5 or more per month

This tier is for the Helpsters who want the bonus episodes! 


2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH!

Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. Review of the episode gets a free shirt! 

Type A+
$25 or more per month

This tier is for the Helpsters who want the bonus episodes, the opportunity to influence Self-Helpless content, and some one-on-one interaction with Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor! 


ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS!

The & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Creative Consulting with Delanie Fischer (Delanie gives you feedback and advice on your creative endeavor), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor sends you a custom journal)! 


CALL-INS! 

The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice.


HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 

This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.


SIGNED MERCH! 

We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, and more.


2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 

Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. Review of the episode gets a free shirt! 

THIS IS HOW WE LIVE NOW
$40 or more per month

This tier is for the ultimate Helpster and oh boy are we gonna hug you so hard and ugly cry when we meet you. We will be getting to know each other VERY well. 

  

4 TICKETS TO ANY/ALL OF OUR HEADLINING SHOWS FOR LIFE

This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! There is no limit on how frequently you can utilize this reward. Please contact [email protected] to book your tickets! Or, contact the girls directly via social media if you're requesting tickets less than a week in advance. 


AN EXCLUSIVE HELPSTER SHIRT! 

This shirt will be shipped to you upon sign up and it will help us spot you at shows, as well as find each other! It will not be available for purchase anywhere.


ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS! 

Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Creative Consulting with Delanie Fischer (Delanie gives you feedback and advice on your creative endeavor), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor sends you a custom journal)! 


CALL-INS! 

The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice. 


HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 

This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.   


SIGNED MERCH! 

We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, and more.


2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 

Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor respond to your emails and discuss aspects of their personal lives that they do not share on the public podcast. Review of the episode gets a free shirt!