Self-Helpless Podcast is creating Podcast Episodes and Other Rewards!
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This podcast is our ultimate passion project. We are three friends who found each other at a crucial point in our lives and since then, have kept one another grounded and supported. Our vision for Self-Helpless is to bring laughter, comfort, and hopefully some insight to anyone out there who needs a friend, some inspiration, or motivation to keep going. We started this podcast at a tiny kitchen table with two microphones to share and we are overjoyed to see how it’s blossomed and taken on a life of its own. The community we have all built together is something we are extremely proud of, we have the greatest listeners in the world! By becoming our patron, you are helping us reach our next big goal of going on a nationwide Self-Helpless Live Tour. These shows will consist of stand up, live episode recordings, and most importantly, audience participation (GET READY). We can’t wait to meet you all in person!

The foundation of our Patreon is the 2 bonus episodes we release each month where we dive into your advice questions in depth, share your knowledge and experience with other listeners, and give you much-deserved shout-outs. Plus, there’s even more over-sharing (yeah, we didn’t think it was possible either). We also read a review each episode from iTunes, Facebook, or email and send that person a free shirt!

With feedback from our Helpsters around the globe, we have established three tiers with different exclusive rewards: The Helpsters, Type A+, and This Is How We Live Now. Tier breakdowns are listed below and we are extremely grateful for any contribution, it does not go unnoticed! Feel free to reach out to us with questions, advice, recommendations, personal stories, and overall badassery to [email protected] for a chance to be featured on an upcoming Patreon episode. Please specify in the email whether we should use your first name, or keep you anonymous. 

Thank you for listening. 
Love,
D+K+T

Tier Breakdowns:

HELPSTERS
  • 2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
    • These episodes consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners. 

TYPE A+ 
  • SKYPE CALLS!
    • The girls will be offering three-on-one Skype calls in between their podcast recordings.
  • MONTHLY CALL-INS! 
    • The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice.
  • HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 
    • This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.
  • MONTHLY SIGNED MERCH! 
    • We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, and more.
  • 2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
    • These episodes consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners.

THIS IS HOW WE LIVE NOW
  • 4 TICKETS TO ANY/ALL OF OUR HEADLINING SHOWS FOR LIFE
    • This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! There is no limit on how frequently you can utilize this reward.
  • MONTHLY ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS! 
    • Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Dating and Dick with Delanie Fischer (Delanie dishes out relationship and career advice, and ships you a dick mug), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor creates a personal journal for you – filled with quotes, pictures, and love).
  • AN EXCLUSIVE HELPSTER SHIRT! 
    • This shirt will be shipped to you upon sign up and it will help us spot you at shows, as well as find each other! It will not be available for purchase anywhere.
  • SKYPE CALLS!
    • The girls will be offering three-on-one Skype calls in between their podcast recordings.
  • MONTHLY CALL-INS! 
    • The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice. 
  • HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 
    • This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.   
  • MONTHLY SIGNED MERCH! 
    • We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, and more.
  • 2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
    • These episodes consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners.
Tiers
Helpsters
$5 or more per month
This tier is for the Helpsters who want to hear the bonus episodes! Get ready to hear Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor answer your emails and share their secrets. 


2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH!

Two episodes per month that consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners, and of course the usual ridiculous amount of over-sharing. Review of the episode gets a free shirt! 

Type A+
$25 or more per month
This tier is for the Helpsters who want to hear the bonus episodes and interact with Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor! 


  • SKYPE CALLS!
    • The girls will be offering three-on-one Skype calls in between their podcast recordings.
  • MONTHLY CALL-INS! 
    • The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice.
  • HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 
    • This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.
  • MONTHLY SIGNED MERCH! 
    • We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, and more.
  • 2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
    • These episodes consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners.
THIS IS HOW WE LIVE NOW
$40 or more per month
This tier is for the ultimate Helpster and oh boy are we gonna hug you so hard and ugly cry when we meet you. We will be getting to know each other VERY well. 

  

  • 4 TICKETS TO ANY/ALL OF OUR HEADLINING SHOWS FOR LIFE
    • This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! There is no limit on how frequently you can utilize this reward.


  • MONTHLY ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS! 
    • Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Dating and Dick with Delanie Fischer (Delanie dishes out relationship and career advice, and ships you a dick mug), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor creates a personal journal for you – filled with quotes, pictures, and love).


  • AN EXCLUSIVE HELPSTER SHIRT! 
    • This shirt will be shipped to you upon sign up and it will help us spot you at shows, as well as find each other! It will not be available for purchase anywhere.


  • SKYPE CALLS!
    • The girls will be offering three-on-one Skype calls in between their podcast recordings.


  • MONTHLY CALL-INS! 
    • The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice. 


  • HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 
    • This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.   


  • MONTHLY SIGNED MERCH! 
    • We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, and more.


  • 2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
    • These episodes consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners.
Goals
301 of 500 patrons
When we reach 500 patrons, we will do a live stream Q & A exclusively for our patrons, it's your turn to lead the discussion!
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This podcast is our ultimate passion project. We are three friends who found each other at a crucial point in our lives and since then, have kept one another grounded and supported. Our vision for Self-Helpless is to bring laughter, comfort, and hopefully some insight to anyone out there who needs a friend, some inspiration, or motivation to keep going. We started this podcast at a tiny kitchen table with two microphones to share and we are overjoyed to see how it’s blossomed and taken on a life of its own. The community we have all built together is something we are extremely proud of, we have the greatest listeners in the world! By becoming our patron, you are helping us reach our next big goal of going on a nationwide Self-Helpless Live Tour. These shows will consist of stand up, live episode recordings, and most importantly, audience participation (GET READY). We can’t wait to meet you all in person!

The foundation of our Patreon is the 2 bonus episodes we release each month where we dive into your advice questions in depth, share your knowledge and experience with other listeners, and give you much-deserved shout-outs. Plus, there’s even more over-sharing (yeah, we didn’t think it was possible either). We also read a review each episode from iTunes, Facebook, or email and send that person a free shirt!

With feedback from our Helpsters around the globe, we have established three tiers with different exclusive rewards: The Helpsters, Type A+, and This Is How We Live Now. Tier breakdowns are listed below and we are extremely grateful for any contribution, it does not go unnoticed! Feel free to reach out to us with questions, advice, recommendations, personal stories, and overall badassery to [email protected] for a chance to be featured on an upcoming Patreon episode. Please specify in the email whether we should use your first name, or keep you anonymous. 

Thank you for listening. 
Love,
D+K+T

Tier Breakdowns:

HELPSTERS
  • 2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
    • These episodes consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners. 

TYPE A+ 
  • SKYPE CALLS!
    • The girls will be offering three-on-one Skype calls in between their podcast recordings.
  • MONTHLY CALL-INS! 
    • The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice.
  • HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 
    • This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.
  • MONTHLY SIGNED MERCH! 
    • We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, and more.
  • 2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
    • These episodes consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners.

THIS IS HOW WE LIVE NOW
  • 4 TICKETS TO ANY/ALL OF OUR HEADLINING SHOWS FOR LIFE
    • This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! There is no limit on how frequently you can utilize this reward.
  • MONTHLY ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS! 
    • Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Dating and Dick with Delanie Fischer (Delanie dishes out relationship and career advice, and ships you a dick mug), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor creates a personal journal for you – filled with quotes, pictures, and love).
  • AN EXCLUSIVE HELPSTER SHIRT! 
    • This shirt will be shipped to you upon sign up and it will help us spot you at shows, as well as find each other! It will not be available for purchase anywhere.
  • SKYPE CALLS!
    • The girls will be offering three-on-one Skype calls in between their podcast recordings.
  • MONTHLY CALL-INS! 
    • The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice. 
  • HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 
    • This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.   
  • MONTHLY SIGNED MERCH! 
    • We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, and more.
  • 2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
    • These episodes consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners.

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Tiers
Helpsters
$5 or more per month
This tier is for the Helpsters who want to hear the bonus episodes! Get ready to hear Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor answer your emails and share their secrets. 


2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH!

Two episodes per month that consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners, and of course the usual ridiculous amount of over-sharing. Review of the episode gets a free shirt! 

Type A+
$25 or more per month
This tier is for the Helpsters who want to hear the bonus episodes and interact with Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor! 


  • SKYPE CALLS!
    • The girls will be offering three-on-one Skype calls in between their podcast recordings.
  • MONTHLY CALL-INS! 
    • The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice.
  • HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 
    • This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.
  • MONTHLY SIGNED MERCH! 
    • We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, and more.
  • 2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
    • These episodes consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners.
THIS IS HOW WE LIVE NOW
$40 or more per month
This tier is for the ultimate Helpster and oh boy are we gonna hug you so hard and ugly cry when we meet you. We will be getting to know each other VERY well. 

  

  • 4 TICKETS TO ANY/ALL OF OUR HEADLINING SHOWS FOR LIFE
    • This includes our individual shows and our Self-Helpless Live Tour, any city, any time! There is no limit on how frequently you can utilize this reward.


  • MONTHLY ONE-ON-ONE REWARDS! 
    • Face & Space with Kelsey Cook (Kelsey gives you and the room of your choice a makeover), Dating and Dick with Delanie Fischer (Delanie dishes out relationship and career advice, and ships you a dick mug), and Jammin’ Journal with Taylor Tomlinson (Taylor creates a personal journal for you – filled with quotes, pictures, and love).


  • AN EXCLUSIVE HELPSTER SHIRT! 
    • This shirt will be shipped to you upon sign up and it will help us spot you at shows, as well as find each other! It will not be available for purchase anywhere.


  • SKYPE CALLS!
    • The girls will be offering three-on-one Skype calls in between their podcast recordings.


  • MONTHLY CALL-INS! 
    • The girls respond to your voicemails live on Self-Helpless. Share your feedback, recommendations, and ask for advice. 


  • HELPSTERS' CHOICE! 
    • This tier chooses an episode topic for Self-Helpless every month.   


  • MONTHLY SIGNED MERCH! 
    • We will be shipping signed shirts, mugs, photos, and more.


  • 2 BONUS EPISODES PER MONTH! 
    • These episodes consist of content inspired exclusively by our listeners.