"The Thinking Atheist" provides weekly radio shows and professionally-produced videos relating to atheism, religion, science and freethought.

I'm an Oklahoma boy, former Christian broadcaster and current host of http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/

Interests include movies, tennis, producing infidel videos, sushi, spoiling my animals, "Better Call Saul," mashing on the piano, and REM sleep.

I want peace and harmony. I want fresh coffee. I want cheap gasoline. I want the pillow to be cool and the blankets to be warm.

I want Michael Bay to stop making crap movies. I want someone to teach me latte art. I want an autograph from Roger Federer, a tentacle-free seafood salad, Hugh Jackman's pecs and Stephen Hawking's brain, a Valium airdrop over the entire Middle East, a cure for baldness (just in case), and for most of the Republican presidential ticket to be waterboarded.

I want any Higher Power to be more interested in curing cancer, feeding starving children and alleviating global suffering than finding lost car keys, appearing on perishable foods, and helping a 7-figure athlete like Tim Tebow move a piece of stitched leather 100 yards.
I want to tax the stupid.

I want my dinner guest to look at me...not his cell phone. I want casinos to put the winners AND the losers on their flashing marquees. I want an Operation Entebbe-style rescue of every child trapped in a fundamentalist religious homeschool. I want Shania Twain's "From This Moment" to be banned from all wedding ceremonies.

I want your friends to know that you're able to properly use apostrophes.

And I want to be able to sleep through the night without being interrupted by 1) my bladder 2) the cat rubbing his damn whiskers on my nose or 3) an EF5 tornado.

I guess that's it...for now.