Ed Vartanian is creating Sex & Bacon
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patron
$1
per bi-weekly story.
NSFW. By day I do boring technical writing that pays my bills and supplies kibble for my roommate. By night I'm a bouncer at a local bar. In between I write about my horribly failed attempts at dating, relationships, and (gasp!) sex. I cuss, I drink, I smoke cigars. Read all about it.

Your support means I can pay the hosting fees, buy higher-grade kibble for my roommate, and afford that extra espresso shot in my coffee that will keep me slogging forward.
Tiers
Buck in the Tip Jar.
$1 or more per bi-weekly story.
You like this shit and you don't want me to starve. You've earned my eternal thanks. (Okay, that's bullshit. You gave me a buck,. My thanks is temporary, but sincere.)
Peek Behind the Curtain
$3 or more per bi-weekly story.
Wanna come backstage and see what's really going on? It'll cost you three bucks for every long-form story, published an average of once every two weeks. You get to see first-drafts (with my self-editing markups) of every post, learn more about the "real me" and what's really going on, with zero bullshit. 
Goals
$1 of $5 per bi-weekly story.
Happy Meal Money. I can now buy a (very cheap) extra value meal at a local fast foodery, accelerating the timetable of my first heart attack.
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NSFW. By day I do boring technical writing that pays my bills and supplies kibble for my roommate. By night I'm a bouncer at a local bar. In between I write about my horribly failed attempts at dating, relationships, and (gasp!) sex. I cuss, I drink, I smoke cigars. Read all about it.

Your support means I can pay the hosting fees, buy higher-grade kibble for my roommate, and afford that extra espresso shot in my coffee that will keep me slogging forward.

Recent posts by Ed Vartanian

Tiers
Buck in the Tip Jar.
$1 or more per bi-weekly story.
You like this shit and you don't want me to starve. You've earned my eternal thanks. (Okay, that's bullshit. You gave me a buck,. My thanks is temporary, but sincere.)
Peek Behind the Curtain
$3 or more per bi-weekly story.
Wanna come backstage and see what's really going on? It'll cost you three bucks for every long-form story, published an average of once every two weeks. You get to see first-drafts (with my self-editing markups) of every post, learn more about the "real me" and what's really going on, with zero bullshit.