Sexplanations Road Tour

Sexplanations Road Tour

is creating Comprehensive Sex Education

77

patrons

$777

per month

Our Story

Over the past six years, we've created well over 300 Sexplanations videos on sexual health, enjoyment, and history. The YouTube channel has over 700,000 subscribers and that is in no small part thanks to the support of our audience. 

So, beginning in January of 2019 my partner and I drove around the country paying it forward by stopping in towns which might not have great access to sex education and setting up a stage to teach anyone who shows up about anatomy, pleasure, hygiene, and consent - anything our audiences want to know. With your support, we're encouraging an even wider audience to Stay Curious!

The more we raise, the longer this service project will continue. 

What We Need & What You Get

Your ongoing support through Patreon fuels the sperm mobile (RV), keeps me and my partner fed on the road, pays for his service as a driver/cook/plumber, and covers the occasional hot shower. Oh, and this is really cool! We've partnered with The Effing Foundation to make most or all of your support tax-deductible!

All my Road Tour patrons will get first say on where we go next and perks inspired by your generosity.

Other Ways You Can Help

If you can join me in keeping the Sexplanations Road Tour RV rolling, thanks! If not, there's plenty you can do to help.
  • Share information about the tour including our Patreon page on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram. 
  • Bookmark the tour website at https://curiousroadtour.com/ and let your community know when the RV is coming to your town. We're counting on you to spread the word!

FAQ

Didn't the tour already happen?
Yes, a form of it did happen. You can check out a video documenting it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-fePWVor9g
We still have this gorgeous sex educational RV though and a passion for teaching so the show goes on. 

Do you have new goals?
Our goals are the same: sex educate the planet especially communities that are under-served. The difference between the tour we just finished and this on-going project is volume. Instead of a faucet turned all the way on every day for five months, it's more of a drip or a quick flush -- we'll just do short bouts over time.  Like I said the RV is wrapped in sex education and we want to share its pretty face with the world. 

Is it better for me to support you on the SexEdRoadTour page or your main Patreon page for Sexplanations? 
Wow! It's really thoughtful of you to ask this. Either is beneficial. Both are. I guess, it depends on what you want to communicate with your support. Do you want to see us focus more on videos or in-person outreach?

When am I going to get my perk?
Currently the perks are written to reward the people who supported the original tour. Most of these perks have been fulfilled. There are a few left to do like totebags. In the next couple weeks I will be offering some new perks to reflect the on-going nature of this project and you'll be invited to give your input. 

Can you just turn this Patreon page off and focus on the other one?
I've thought about that and maybe that's where things will end up. Right now though the channel and the service project are two different entities to me and it helps me to keep them separate financially. If people aren't keen on supporting the road tour in the future, that's okay. I'm just not prepared at this time to turn off the service arm of Sexplanations or to carry it by myself. 

Do you still need help with the project?
Oh my gosh, yes, I will always need help. Sexplanations is not and has never been a one-woman show. I need help. That being said, please only give of your time and money what you want to. If you're keen on volunteering, that's awesome and I'm happy to hook you up with ways to get involved. If not though, don't you worry. 

What is The Effing Foundation?

The Effing Foundation <https://effing.org> is a not-for-profit 501(c)(3) organization with whom we have partnered to make this tour happen. It is their expressed mission to increase public knowledge of human sexuality and sex-positivity by promoting sexual literacy, health, and wellness worldwide.

So, is my pledge tax-deductible?
YES! Thanks to our partnership with The Effing Foundation (EIN 81-4822649), part or all of your patronage counts as a charitable contribution. The break-down depends on your perks, so check your Patreon receipt for the details.


Tiers
Citizen of Doe-nation
$2 or more per month
Thank you for being a part of our community and contributing to the cause. You will receive a link to an e-ballot that will allow you to list two places you’d like the Sexplanations Road Tour to educate.  
Fluid Bonding
$4 or more per month
Think of this as a coffee or fresh-squeezed orange juice date (get it? fluids). For $4.00 a month you’re increasing access to comprehensive sex education and in addition to a ballot so you can vote on where we go, we’ll also give you access to decision making polls. Something comes up that we’d talk about over tea, you’re the ones we’ll go to reason things out.  
Eating Out
$8 or more per month
We’ve estimated that going out for breakfast is 8 bucks, lunch is 12, and dinner is around 17. While most of our meals will be made in the motorhome kitchen, some will be at local restaurants and eaten in your honor. You’ll get weekly videos of my food reviews, a ballot to vote on our tour stops, and access to decision making polls.  
Hot Shower
$14 or more per month
I’m told that even with an onboard shower and hot water heater, we’ll occasionally want to bathe at truck stops and the average cost for a shower there is $14. So for this amount each month, you can feel quasi-responsible for my cleanliness and comfort before going on stage and delivering comprehensive sex education to people who need it. After two months of pledging at this level you’ll receive our custom temporary tattoos. This perk also comes with a ballot, poll access, and weekly food videos. 
Road Head Master
$20 or more per month
As you may know, I affectionately call the Sexplanations Road Tour, "Road Head," because we’ll be on the road sharing sexual knowledge from our heads with communities... and it’s a sex pun. At this pledge level, you’re giving a lot and for that you deserve an official and signed Road Head Certificate, and the ballot, poll access, and mini food review videos.  
Loads (of Laundry)
$40 or more per month
Who doesn’t want to brag about supporting a Sexplanations Road Tour education endeavor across the country by telling their friends that they’re responsible for our loads? Of laundry. At this pledge level you secure our ability to wash and dry our clothes, bedding, and towels with scent-free products. We’ll send you a postcard from the road and make sure that you get all the aforementioned perks. 
I’m going to miss my dog so much
$60 or more per month
I got my dog from the humane society twelve years ago. She’d already had four owners who gave up but dammit I was and am determined to love her until old age. My dog’s name is Lena aka Lean, LaLa, Dog-face-dog, cute-face, and miss pants. I will visit her throughout the trip but she can’t come along because the ride makes her anxious. This pledge level is for her care while I’m away and affords me some serenity to give to this project everything I can. You will receive a photo collection of pup pictures, notes from the dog sitter on how she’s doing, and all previous perks. 
Sex Drive
$90 or more per month
Based on the average price of gas and the size of the motorhome’s tank (55 gallons/208 liters), it will cost approximately $157 to fill up. The Sex Drive perk is designed to help us with this cost and literally get us where we’re going. You will get all the aforementioned perks in addition to a 2 minute phone call each month you’re pledged at this level for me to say hi and thank you.  
Hello, Love
$200 or more per month
In addition to receiving all the aforementioned perks, those of you pledged at this level will find in your mailboxes a letter from me handwritten with love which you can expect will be full of gushing compliments and gratitude for your support in this project to sex educate underserved communities. 
Road Head Curator
$400 or more per month
Once you become a benefactor at this pledge level, I will collect a set of sexual souvenirs for you and keep collecting them as long as you maintain the pledge and we’re on the road. Then I’ll send you the big ol’ box of treasures. Imagine signed books, toys, greeting cards, sculptures, stickers and the like that I get from places all across the country with sex in mind. I don’t know what all is out there but based on my worldly travels thus far I don’t plan to disappoint. 

Our Story

Over the past six years, we've created well over 300 Sexplanations videos on sexual health, enjoyment, and history. The YouTube channel has over 700,000 subscribers and that is in no small part thanks to the support of our audience. 

So, beginning in January of 2019 my partner and I drove around the country paying it forward by stopping in towns which might not have great access to sex education and setting up a stage to teach anyone who shows up about anatomy, pleasure, hygiene, and consent - anything our audiences want to know. With your support, we're encouraging an even wider audience to Stay Curious!

The more we raise, the longer this service project will continue. 

What We Need & What You Get

Your ongoing support through Patreon fuels the sperm mobile (RV), keeps me and my partner fed on the road, pays for his service as a driver/cook/plumber, and covers the occasional hot shower. Oh, and this is really cool! We've partnered with The Effing Foundation to make most or all of your support tax-deductible!

All my Road Tour patrons will get first say on where we go next and perks inspired by your generosity.

Other Ways You Can Help

If you can join me in keeping the Sexplanations Road Tour RV rolling, thanks! If not, there's plenty you can do to help.
  • Share information about the tour including our Patreon page on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram. 
  • Bookmark the tour website at https://curiousroadtour.com/ and let your community know when the RV is coming to your town. We're counting on you to spread the word!

FAQ

Didn't the tour already happen?
Yes, a form of it did happen. You can check out a video documenting it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-fePWVor9g
We still have this gorgeous sex educational RV though and a passion for teaching so the show goes on. 

Do you have new goals?
Our goals are the same: sex educate the planet especially communities that are under-served. The difference between the tour we just finished and this on-going project is volume. Instead of a faucet turned all the way on every day for five months, it's more of a drip or a quick flush -- we'll just do short bouts over time.  Like I said the RV is wrapped in sex education and we want to share its pretty face with the world. 

Is it better for me to support you on the SexEdRoadTour page or your main Patreon page for Sexplanations? 
Wow! It's really thoughtful of you to ask this. Either is beneficial. Both are. I guess, it depends on what you want to communicate with your support. Do you want to see us focus more on videos or in-person outreach?

When am I going to get my perk?
Currently the perks are written to reward the people who supported the original tour. Most of these perks have been fulfilled. There are a few left to do like totebags. In the next couple weeks I will be offering some new perks to reflect the on-going nature of this project and you'll be invited to give your input. 

Can you just turn this Patreon page off and focus on the other one?
I've thought about that and maybe that's where things will end up. Right now though the channel and the service project are two different entities to me and it helps me to keep them separate financially. If people aren't keen on supporting the road tour in the future, that's okay. I'm just not prepared at this time to turn off the service arm of Sexplanations or to carry it by myself. 

Do you still need help with the project?
Oh my gosh, yes, I will always need help. Sexplanations is not and has never been a one-woman show. I need help. That being said, please only give of your time and money what you want to. If you're keen on volunteering, that's awesome and I'm happy to hook you up with ways to get involved. If not though, don't you worry. 

What is The Effing Foundation?

The Effing Foundation <https://effing.org> is a not-for-profit 501(c)(3) organization with whom we have partnered to make this tour happen. It is their expressed mission to increase public knowledge of human sexuality and sex-positivity by promoting sexual literacy, health, and wellness worldwide.

So, is my pledge tax-deductible?
YES! Thanks to our partnership with The Effing Foundation (EIN 81-4822649), part or all of your patronage counts as a charitable contribution. The break-down depends on your perks, so check your Patreon receipt for the details.


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Tiers
Citizen of Doe-nation
$2 or more per month
Thank you for being a part of our community and contributing to the cause. You will receive a link to an e-ballot that will allow you to list two places you’d like the Sexplanations Road Tour to educate.  
Fluid Bonding
$4 or more per month
Think of this as a coffee or fresh-squeezed orange juice date (get it? fluids). For $4.00 a month you’re increasing access to comprehensive sex education and in addition to a ballot so you can vote on where we go, we’ll also give you access to decision making polls. Something comes up that we’d talk about over tea, you’re the ones we’ll go to reason things out.  
Eating Out
$8 or more per month
We’ve estimated that going out for breakfast is 8 bucks, lunch is 12, and dinner is around 17. While most of our meals will be made in the motorhome kitchen, some will be at local restaurants and eaten in your honor. You’ll get weekly videos of my food reviews, a ballot to vote on our tour stops, and access to decision making polls.  
Hot Shower
$14 or more per month
I’m told that even with an onboard shower and hot water heater, we’ll occasionally want to bathe at truck stops and the average cost for a shower there is $14. So for this amount each month, you can feel quasi-responsible for my cleanliness and comfort before going on stage and delivering comprehensive sex education to people who need it. After two months of pledging at this level you’ll receive our custom temporary tattoos. This perk also comes with a ballot, poll access, and weekly food videos. 
Road Head Master
$20 or more per month
As you may know, I affectionately call the Sexplanations Road Tour, "Road Head," because we’ll be on the road sharing sexual knowledge from our heads with communities... and it’s a sex pun. At this pledge level, you’re giving a lot and for that you deserve an official and signed Road Head Certificate, and the ballot, poll access, and mini food review videos.  
Loads (of Laundry)
$40 or more per month
Who doesn’t want to brag about supporting a Sexplanations Road Tour education endeavor across the country by telling their friends that they’re responsible for our loads? Of laundry. At this pledge level you secure our ability to wash and dry our clothes, bedding, and towels with scent-free products. We’ll send you a postcard from the road and make sure that you get all the aforementioned perks. 
I’m going to miss my dog so much
$60 or more per month
I got my dog from the humane society twelve years ago. She’d already had four owners who gave up but dammit I was and am determined to love her until old age. My dog’s name is Lena aka Lean, LaLa, Dog-face-dog, cute-face, and miss pants. I will visit her throughout the trip but she can’t come along because the ride makes her anxious. This pledge level is for her care while I’m away and affords me some serenity to give to this project everything I can. You will receive a photo collection of pup pictures, notes from the dog sitter on how she’s doing, and all previous perks. 
Sex Drive
$90 or more per month
Based on the average price of gas and the size of the motorhome’s tank (55 gallons/208 liters), it will cost approximately $157 to fill up. The Sex Drive perk is designed to help us with this cost and literally get us where we’re going. You will get all the aforementioned perks in addition to a 2 minute phone call each month you’re pledged at this level for me to say hi and thank you.  
Hello, Love
$200 or more per month
In addition to receiving all the aforementioned perks, those of you pledged at this level will find in your mailboxes a letter from me handwritten with love which you can expect will be full of gushing compliments and gratitude for your support in this project to sex educate underserved communities. 
Road Head Curator
$400 or more per month
Once you become a benefactor at this pledge level, I will collect a set of sexual souvenirs for you and keep collecting them as long as you maintain the pledge and we’re on the road. Then I’ll send you the big ol’ box of treasures. Imagine signed books, toys, greeting cards, sculptures, stickers and the like that I get from places all across the country with sex in mind. I don’t know what all is out there but based on my worldly travels thus far I don’t plan to disappoint.