The Sexperts Podcast is creating Improv Comedy Podcast
9

patrons

$16
per month
Who are we?
We, Matt Cole and Brian Garraty, are the producers of The Sexperts Podcast. We have been writing, performing, and producing improv and sketch comedy at the Push Comedy Theater in Norfolk, VA since 2014.

In early 2017 we decided to host and produce our own improvised podcast featuring some of the best local improvisers in Hampton Roads! Sexy!

What is The Sexperts Podcast?
The Sexperts Podcast is a 20-minute improvised comedy podcast hosted by Delilah Haydair (Brian Garraty) & Dr. John T. Allanese, C.P.M. (Matt Cole) featuring exotic guests and sexpertise on controversial sex topics!

We release a new sexpisode on SexpertsPodcast.com every Saturday night at midnight, and sometimes a bonus "Hump Day Sexpisode" on Wednesdays when we are feeling extra sexy. Sexy!

Why do we need your help?
Since we began in January 2017, we have been investing every bit of ourselves into this podcast to keep you laughing and to spotlight local comedy talent in the Hampton Roads, VA area. (Shout-out to the Push Comedy Theater!)

In addition to covering all the normal podcast costs ourselves (audio equipment, editing software, monthly hosting fees) we also currently manage all advertising, guest scheduling, sound editing, and so much more.

You have the unique opportunity to help The Sexperts grow bigger and last longer! Sexy!

How does Patreon work?
Patreon is a way for you to support art that you love by pledging a certain amount of dollars each month. Don't worry, you can always increase/lower/cancel your pledge at any time! 

The larger your contribution, the sexier the reward you will receive from us as our thanks. Look in the sidebar to find out which tier level meets your level of sexiness. Sexy!

Rewards vs. Goals?
Rewards are the things that you will receive from us so that we can thank you for being so sexy. Goals are the things that we want to accomplish with your help. Sexy!

I'm broke. Can I still listen to The Sexperts?
Hell yeah! We are making this podcast for fun and sex, and we will continue to produce free funny stuff for as long as it's fun and sexy! Check us out on iTunes, Google Play, or anywhere else you can find podcasts.

If you pledge $1 a month (about .25 cents per sexpisode), we will love you for a long time, and you will be a part of something super sexy! Sexy!

Matt Cole and Brian would like to thank everyone who generously gives to The Sexperts Podcast! Without you, it'd be way less sexy ;)


Until sext time,

Matt Cole & Brian Garraty
(Dr. John & Delilah Haydair)



Rewards
Official Sexpy!
$1 or more per month 5 patrons

  • Congrats! You are now part of the sexiest fan club in all the land. You are an official Sexpy!
  • You get a shout-out on the show!
Sugarpie, Honeybunch!
$2 or more per month 3 patrons
  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • Your shoutout will include a sexy nickname that only your lovers call you!
Say My Name!
$5 or more per month 2 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • Your name will be shouted out at the beginning of The Sexperts in orgasmic style!
Roleplay!
$10 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • Your name will be featured on The Sexperts as a character, place, or other fictionalized form!
  • You're gonna be famous!
Sexpert-Style Sonnet!
$20 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • You will receive a personalized song or poem written by Dr. John and Delilah!
Big Business Butt-plug!
$25 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • Your business will receive a 30-second plug on The Sexperts! 
Sex Tape!
$50 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • We will record a personalized video just for you, and:
  • We will send you a Sexperts Podcast t-shirt!
Come! Play With Us!
$75 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • You will be a guest on a sexpisode of The Sexperts!
You're the Sexpert Now, Dog!
$100 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • You will host a sexpisode of The Sexperts with Dr. John & Delilah!
  • You will become an official Sexpert and will receive proper certification in the mail!
Fidelio!
$500 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • The Sexperts come to your house and host a party and sexpisode recording! 
  • Only sexy guests with the sexy password are allowed in!
Get to know Dr. John a little better...
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • You will get to have an intimate one-on-one experience with Dr. John and:
  • Discuss your experience on The Sexperts!
Goals
$16 of $100 per month
We will begin to release 2 episodes every week. That's a lot of sexpertise! Sexy!
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Who are we?
We, Matt Cole and Brian Garraty, are the producers of The Sexperts Podcast. We have been writing, performing, and producing improv and sketch comedy at the Push Comedy Theater in Norfolk, VA since 2014.

In early 2017 we decided to host and produce our own improvised podcast featuring some of the best local improvisers in Hampton Roads! Sexy!

What is The Sexperts Podcast?
The Sexperts Podcast is a 20-minute improvised comedy podcast hosted by Delilah Haydair (Brian Garraty) & Dr. John T. Allanese, C.P.M. (Matt Cole) featuring exotic guests and sexpertise on controversial sex topics!

We release a new sexpisode on SexpertsPodcast.com every Saturday night at midnight, and sometimes a bonus "Hump Day Sexpisode" on Wednesdays when we are feeling extra sexy. Sexy!

Why do we need your help?
Since we began in January 2017, we have been investing every bit of ourselves into this podcast to keep you laughing and to spotlight local comedy talent in the Hampton Roads, VA area. (Shout-out to the Push Comedy Theater!)

In addition to covering all the normal podcast costs ourselves (audio equipment, editing software, monthly hosting fees) we also currently manage all advertising, guest scheduling, sound editing, and so much more.

You have the unique opportunity to help The Sexperts grow bigger and last longer! Sexy!

How does Patreon work?
Patreon is a way for you to support art that you love by pledging a certain amount of dollars each month. Don't worry, you can always increase/lower/cancel your pledge at any time! 

The larger your contribution, the sexier the reward you will receive from us as our thanks. Look in the sidebar to find out which tier level meets your level of sexiness. Sexy!

Rewards vs. Goals?
Rewards are the things that you will receive from us so that we can thank you for being so sexy. Goals are the things that we want to accomplish with your help. Sexy!

I'm broke. Can I still listen to The Sexperts?
Hell yeah! We are making this podcast for fun and sex, and we will continue to produce free funny stuff for as long as it's fun and sexy! Check us out on iTunes, Google Play, or anywhere else you can find podcasts.

If you pledge $1 a month (about .25 cents per sexpisode), we will love you for a long time, and you will be a part of something super sexy! Sexy!

Matt Cole and Brian would like to thank everyone who generously gives to The Sexperts Podcast! Without you, it'd be way less sexy ;)


Until sext time,

Matt Cole & Brian Garraty
(Dr. John & Delilah Haydair)



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Rewards
Official Sexpy!
$1 or more per month 5 patrons

  • Congrats! You are now part of the sexiest fan club in all the land. You are an official Sexpy!
  • You get a shout-out on the show!
Sugarpie, Honeybunch!
$2 or more per month 3 patrons
  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • Your shoutout will include a sexy nickname that only your lovers call you!
Say My Name!
$5 or more per month 2 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • Your name will be shouted out at the beginning of The Sexperts in orgasmic style!
Roleplay!
$10 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • Your name will be featured on The Sexperts as a character, place, or other fictionalized form!
  • You're gonna be famous!
Sexpert-Style Sonnet!
$20 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • You will receive a personalized song or poem written by Dr. John and Delilah!
Big Business Butt-plug!
$25 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • Your business will receive a 30-second plug on The Sexperts! 
Sex Tape!
$50 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • We will record a personalized video just for you, and:
  • We will send you a Sexperts Podcast t-shirt!
Come! Play With Us!
$75 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • You will be a guest on a sexpisode of The Sexperts!
You're the Sexpert Now, Dog!
$100 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • You will host a sexpisode of The Sexperts with Dr. John & Delilah!
  • You will become an official Sexpert and will receive proper certification in the mail!
Fidelio!
$500 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • The Sexperts come to your house and host a party and sexpisode recording! 
  • Only sexy guests with the sexy password are allowed in!
Get to know Dr. John a little better...
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons

  • All previous tier rewards. PLUS:
  • You will get to have an intimate one-on-one experience with Dr. John and:
  • Discuss your experience on The Sexperts!