Lara Marie Schoenhals

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Live, Laugh, SUP!

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This is for the readers who just want to say thank you. And to that I're welcome! Love and light. 

Raw Dog SUP

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If you love the pod but you hate dealing with ads, this is the tier for you! Patrons at this level will receive all the regular episodes of Sexy Unique Podcast ad-free. 


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Congratulations on being a ride-or-die who's ready to go all in! Patrons at this level will receive:

  • Ad-free episodes
  • Weekly bonus episodes
  • Patron-only episodes recapping Seasons 1 & 2 of Vanderpump Rules, as well as old episodes of Pumped Podcast
  • A 10% merch discount




Fellow Pumpheads, 

It is I, Lara Marie Schoenhals, creator of the Sexy Unique Podcast, aka the #1 podcast about the most important television show of our time, Vanderpump Rules, and whatever else I feel like talking about. 

Fans like you are the reason that Sexy Unique Podcast not only exists, but has been such a successful endeavor thus far. I can't thank you enough for your support, especially after the experience of Pumped Podcast coming to an end (RIP). You lifted me up and breathed new life into me during a time of utter darkness. You are the Raquels to my James. The Toms to my Tom. My Restylane, my Botox and my Juvéderm. I couldn't have done it without you guys!

I've launched this Patreon page because SUP takes a lot of work to pull off week-to-week. I am the producer, host and editor of this pod. It's a solo mission and I love it, but in order to keep bringing you the lols and continue making this podcast bigger and better, I need some money, honey! In exchange for a monetary monthly commitment, you can be part of this journey. 

Your contributions go towards things like marketing, merch, live shows (when they come back) and creating premium content. If you're feeling especially generous you are welcome to up your pledge amount, but $5 a month will get you access to all the bonus episodes, the Season 1 & 2 recap episodes, Pumped Podcast episodes, ad-free content, my undying gratitude and more. 

Once you sign up to become a patron, make sure to copy and paste this page's RSS link into the podcast player of your choice. I upload all content (regular and bonus eps) to that RSS feed so that you can listen to regular episodes ad-free, as well as the bonus eps. 

This is the current podcast programming schedule:

New episodes of Insatiable Bitch Goddesses with the one and only Icaro! Carey O'Donnell (Available Everywhere

Sexy Unique Bonus Episodes (Patrons Only)

If this podcast has brought you joy, please consider becoming a patron. Every single pledge helps. 

Thank you my hons! 


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