Sexy Unique Podcast is creating The Ultimate Vanderpump Rules Podcast
1,190

patrons

Fellow Pumpheads, 

It is I, Lara Marie Schoenhals, creator of the Sexy Unique Podcast, aka the #1 podcast about the most important television show of our time, Vanderpump Rules

Fans like you are the reason that Sexy Unique Podcast not only exists, but has been such a successful endeavor thus far. I can't thank you enough for your support, especially after the experience of Pumped Podcast coming to an end (RIP). You lifted me up and breathed new life into me during a time of utter darkness. You are the Raquels to my James. The Toms to my Tom. My Restylane, my Botox and my Juvéderm. I couldn't have done it without you guys!

I'm launching this Patreon page because SUP takes a ton of work to pull off week-to-week, and in order to keep bringing you the lols, and continue making this podcast bigger and better, I need some money, honey! For as little as $1 per episode, you can be part of this journey. Your contributions will go towards logo/web design, creating more premium content and eventually hiring an editor and producer so that I don't have to do everything my damn self! If you're feeling especially generous, there are other contributor levels you can sign up for that have some amazing rewards attached, but $1 will get you access to bonus episodes and my undying gratitude.

**SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT**

I've re-vamped the patron tiers, so please take a look and adjust your pledges to suit your needs. Rewards for the new tiers will go into effect on July 1st, 2018. 


Since Vanderpump Rules is on hiatus, here's the current programming schedule for patrons:

Mondays - Season 1 Recap Episodes
Sundays - Sexy Unique Bonus Episode

If this podcast has brought you joy, please consider becoming a patron. Every single pledge helps. 

Thank you my hons! 

Lara

Tiers
SURver
$1 or more per Episode
Omg, we're really doing this. I'm obsessed with you. As a reward for your generosity, you'll have access to my private Patreon feed and a weekly BONUS EPISODE!


Bartender
$2 or more per Episode
You're sooooo much more important than a bottle of vodka, and I want to hear what you have to say! Patrons at this level will be able to submit SEXY UNIQUE READER MAIL (aka questions/thoughts/theories) directly to me, which I'll read and discuss on the air. You'll also have access to the weekly bonus episodes. 
Manager
$3 or more per Episode
All patrons at this level are invited to participate in a monthly GOOGLE HANGOUT, where we can hit the vape pen and discuss the best show on tv: Vanderpump Rules. Google has limited access so these hangouts will be first come, first serve. But don't stress–even if you can't make it into the hangout you'll still be able to stream it live on YouTube. You'll also have access to all previous benefits. 
Cast Member
$5 or more per Episode
Have you been waiting for your moment to shine? Well here it is! All patrons at this level will have a direct hotline to SUP, and be able to leave a SEXY UNIQUE VOICEMAIL that I'll play on the air. And of course you'll have access to all previous benefits. 
Model/Actor
$10 or more per Episode
Did you know that I too once had modeling ambitions? And much like the cast of Vanderpump Rules, all my attempts at photoshoots were a hot mess? Well now you get to own a piece of that dark journey! All patrons at this level will receive a signed HEADSHOT and MODELING PHOTO of yours truly. All rewards will be mailed after your first month of pledges have been processed. And duh–you'll also have access to all previous benefits. 
Breakout Star
$15 or more per Episode
All patrons at this level will receive a monthly PERSONALIZED VIDEO MESSAGE from me. Here's the deal: after your first month of pledges have been processed, I will go to a featured location from Vanderpump Rules (the roof of The Moment Hotel, Fat Sal's, the SUR alley) and record a message just for you! 
Series Regular
$20 or more per Episode
It's literally all happening thanks to you! Every patron at this level will have their names read as PREMIUM SPONSORS at the end of each podcast episode, plus access to all other benefits. 
Spinoff Starlet
$30 or more per Episode
Let's take things offline, shall we? Patrons at this level will get a monthly 30 minute FACETIME SESH with me where we can chat one-on-one. Plus you'll have access to all previous benefits. 
#1 Guy in the Group
$50 or more per Episode
Your liver may hate you, but I love you! Every patron at this level will receive a very special VANDERPUMP RULES-THEMED GIFT as a token of my deep appreciation. You will also have access to all other benefits. This gift will be mailed after your first month of pledges have been processed. 
Sugar Daddy
$100 or more per Episode
I'm your yacht girl forever! Patrons at this level will get to GUEST HOST an episode with yours truly. Plus you'll have access to all other benefits. Once your first month of pledges have been processed, I'll reach out to set up our episode. 
Goals
1190 of 1500 patrons
Okay y'all. Let's keep this train rolling! When I reach 1,500 patrons I will create a Patreon-exclusive season of SUP that recaps Season 3 of Vanderpump Rules. 
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Fellow Pumpheads, 

It is I, Lara Marie Schoenhals, creator of the Sexy Unique Podcast, aka the #1 podcast about the most important television show of our time, Vanderpump Rules

Fans like you are the reason that Sexy Unique Podcast not only exists, but has been such a successful endeavor thus far. I can't thank you enough for your support, especially after the experience of Pumped Podcast coming to an end (RIP). You lifted me up and breathed new life into me during a time of utter darkness. You are the Raquels to my James. The Toms to my Tom. My Restylane, my Botox and my Juvéderm. I couldn't have done it without you guys!

I'm launching this Patreon page because SUP takes a ton of work to pull off week-to-week, and in order to keep bringing you the lols, and continue making this podcast bigger and better, I need some money, honey! For as little as $1 per episode, you can be part of this journey. Your contributions will go towards logo/web design, creating more premium content and eventually hiring an editor and producer so that I don't have to do everything my damn self! If you're feeling especially generous, there are other contributor levels you can sign up for that have some amazing rewards attached, but $1 will get you access to bonus episodes and my undying gratitude.

**SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT**

I've re-vamped the patron tiers, so please take a look and adjust your pledges to suit your needs. Rewards for the new tiers will go into effect on July 1st, 2018. 


Since Vanderpump Rules is on hiatus, here's the current programming schedule for patrons:

Mondays - Season 1 Recap Episodes
Sundays - Sexy Unique Bonus Episode

If this podcast has brought you joy, please consider becoming a patron. Every single pledge helps. 

Thank you my hons! 

Lara

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Tiers
SURver
$1 or more per Episode
Omg, we're really doing this. I'm obsessed with you. As a reward for your generosity, you'll have access to my private Patreon feed and a weekly BONUS EPISODE!


Bartender
$2 or more per Episode
You're sooooo much more important than a bottle of vodka, and I want to hear what you have to say! Patrons at this level will be able to submit SEXY UNIQUE READER MAIL (aka questions/thoughts/theories) directly to me, which I'll read and discuss on the air. You'll also have access to the weekly bonus episodes. 
Manager
$3 or more per Episode
All patrons at this level are invited to participate in a monthly GOOGLE HANGOUT, where we can hit the vape pen and discuss the best show on tv: Vanderpump Rules. Google has limited access so these hangouts will be first come, first serve. But don't stress–even if you can't make it into the hangout you'll still be able to stream it live on YouTube. You'll also have access to all previous benefits. 
Cast Member
$5 or more per Episode
Have you been waiting for your moment to shine? Well here it is! All patrons at this level will have a direct hotline to SUP, and be able to leave a SEXY UNIQUE VOICEMAIL that I'll play on the air. And of course you'll have access to all previous benefits. 
Model/Actor
$10 or more per Episode
Did you know that I too once had modeling ambitions? And much like the cast of Vanderpump Rules, all my attempts at photoshoots were a hot mess? Well now you get to own a piece of that dark journey! All patrons at this level will receive a signed HEADSHOT and MODELING PHOTO of yours truly. All rewards will be mailed after your first month of pledges have been processed. And duh–you'll also have access to all previous benefits. 
Breakout Star
$15 or more per Episode
All patrons at this level will receive a monthly PERSONALIZED VIDEO MESSAGE from me. Here's the deal: after your first month of pledges have been processed, I will go to a featured location from Vanderpump Rules (the roof of The Moment Hotel, Fat Sal's, the SUR alley) and record a message just for you! 
Series Regular
$20 or more per Episode
It's literally all happening thanks to you! Every patron at this level will have their names read as PREMIUM SPONSORS at the end of each podcast episode, plus access to all other benefits. 
Spinoff Starlet
$30 or more per Episode
Let's take things offline, shall we? Patrons at this level will get a monthly 30 minute FACETIME SESH with me where we can chat one-on-one. Plus you'll have access to all previous benefits. 
#1 Guy in the Group
$50 or more per Episode
Your liver may hate you, but I love you! Every patron at this level will receive a very special VANDERPUMP RULES-THEMED GIFT as a token of my deep appreciation. You will also have access to all other benefits. This gift will be mailed after your first month of pledges have been processed. 
Sugar Daddy
$100 or more per Episode
I'm your yacht girl forever! Patrons at this level will get to GUEST HOST an episode with yours truly. Plus you'll have access to all other benefits. Once your first month of pledges have been processed, I'll reach out to set up our episode.