Sexy Unique Podcast is creating The Ultimate Vanderpump Rules Podcast
935

patrons

Fellow Pumpheads, 

It is I, Lara Marie Schoenhals, creator of the Sexy Unique Podcast, aka the #1 podcast about the most important television show of our time, Vanderpump Rules

Fans like you are the reason that Sexy Unique Podcast not only exists, but has been such a successful endeavor thus far. I can't thank you enough for your support, especially after the experience of Pumped Podcast coming to an end (RIP). You lifted me up and breathed new life into me during a time of utter darkness. You are the Raquels to my James. The Toms to my Tom. My Restylane, my Botox and my Juvéderm. I couldn't have done it without you guys!

I'm launching this Patreon page because SUP takes a ton of work to pull off week-to-week, and in order to keep bringing you the lols, and continue making this podcast bigger and better, I need some money, honey! For as little as $1 per episode, you can be part of this journey. Your contributions will go towards logo/web design, creating more premium content and eventually hiring an editor and producer so that I don't have to do everything my damn self! If you're feeling especially generous, there are other contributor levels you can sign up for that have some amazing rewards attached, but $1 will get you access to bonus episodes and my undying gratitude.

Here's the current programming schedule:

Mondays - Season 1 Recap Episodes
Thursdays - New Episode of SUP
Sundays - Sexy Unique Bonus Episode

If this podcast has brought you joy, please consider becoming a patron. Every single pledge helps. 

Thank you my hons! 

Lara

Rewards
SURver
$1 or more per Episode
Omg, we're really doing this. I'm obsessed with you. As a reward for your generosity, you'll have access to my private Patreon feed and a weekly BONUS EPISODE featuring a candid conversation between me and my weekly guests. 


Bartender
$2 or more per Episode
You'll have access to the Vanderpump Rules Hierarchy of Darkness, an INTERACTIVE POLL I've created that aims to catalogue every happening in the Vanderpump universe. Not only will you be allowed to participate in said poll, but I will publish results on a monthly basis that will only be available to patrons at this level. You'll also have access to the weekly bonus episodes. 
Cast Member
$5 or more per Episode
Congrats babe, you get to interact with the podcast! All patrons at this level will have a DIRECT HOTLINE to SUP, where they can leave a voicemail or submit questions, theories and comments that will be explored every week in a Q&A segment. You'll also have access to all previous benefits. 
Model/Actor
$10 or more per Episode
You're like, so f-ing hot beb. All patrons at this level will receive a signed HEADSHOT and MODELING PHOTO of yours truly. Plus you'll have access to all other benefits. All rewards will be mailed after your first month of pledges have been processed. 
Series Regular
$20 or more per Episode
It's literally all happening thanks to you! Every patron at this level will have their names read as PREMIUM SPONSORS at the end of each podcast episode, plus access to all other benefits. 
#1 Guy in the Group
$50 or more per Episode
Your liver may hate you, but I love you! Every patron at this level will receive a very special VANDERPUMP RULES-THEMED GIFT as a token of my deep appreciation. You will also have access to all other benefits. This gift will be mailed after your first month of pledges have been processed. 
Sugar Daddy
$100 or more per Episode
I'm your yacht girl forever! Patrons at this level will get to GUEST HOST an episode with yours truly. Plus you'll have access to all other benefits. 
Goals
935 of 1000 patrons
When I reach 1,000 patrons I will create a Patreon-exclusive season of SUP that recaps Season 2 of Vanderpump Rules.
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Fellow Pumpheads, 

It is I, Lara Marie Schoenhals, creator of the Sexy Unique Podcast, aka the #1 podcast about the most important television show of our time, Vanderpump Rules

Fans like you are the reason that Sexy Unique Podcast not only exists, but has been such a successful endeavor thus far. I can't thank you enough for your support, especially after the experience of Pumped Podcast coming to an end (RIP). You lifted me up and breathed new life into me during a time of utter darkness. You are the Raquels to my James. The Toms to my Tom. My Restylane, my Botox and my Juvéderm. I couldn't have done it without you guys!

I'm launching this Patreon page because SUP takes a ton of work to pull off week-to-week, and in order to keep bringing you the lols, and continue making this podcast bigger and better, I need some money, honey! For as little as $1 per episode, you can be part of this journey. Your contributions will go towards logo/web design, creating more premium content and eventually hiring an editor and producer so that I don't have to do everything my damn self! If you're feeling especially generous, there are other contributor levels you can sign up for that have some amazing rewards attached, but $1 will get you access to bonus episodes and my undying gratitude.

Here's the current programming schedule:

Mondays - Season 1 Recap Episodes
Thursdays - New Episode of SUP
Sundays - Sexy Unique Bonus Episode

If this podcast has brought you joy, please consider becoming a patron. Every single pledge helps. 

Thank you my hons! 

Lara

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Rewards
SURver
$1 or more per Episode
Omg, we're really doing this. I'm obsessed with you. As a reward for your generosity, you'll have access to my private Patreon feed and a weekly BONUS EPISODE featuring a candid conversation between me and my weekly guests. 


Bartender
$2 or more per Episode
You'll have access to the Vanderpump Rules Hierarchy of Darkness, an INTERACTIVE POLL I've created that aims to catalogue every happening in the Vanderpump universe. Not only will you be allowed to participate in said poll, but I will publish results on a monthly basis that will only be available to patrons at this level. You'll also have access to the weekly bonus episodes. 
Cast Member
$5 or more per Episode
Congrats babe, you get to interact with the podcast! All patrons at this level will have a DIRECT HOTLINE to SUP, where they can leave a voicemail or submit questions, theories and comments that will be explored every week in a Q&A segment. You'll also have access to all previous benefits. 
Model/Actor
$10 or more per Episode
You're like, so f-ing hot beb. All patrons at this level will receive a signed HEADSHOT and MODELING PHOTO of yours truly. Plus you'll have access to all other benefits. All rewards will be mailed after your first month of pledges have been processed. 
Series Regular
$20 or more per Episode
It's literally all happening thanks to you! Every patron at this level will have their names read as PREMIUM SPONSORS at the end of each podcast episode, plus access to all other benefits. 
#1 Guy in the Group
$50 or more per Episode
Your liver may hate you, but I love you! Every patron at this level will receive a very special VANDERPUMP RULES-THEMED GIFT as a token of my deep appreciation. You will also have access to all other benefits. This gift will be mailed after your first month of pledges have been processed. 
Sugar Daddy
$100 or more per Episode
I'm your yacht girl forever! Patrons at this level will get to GUEST HOST an episode with yours truly. Plus you'll have access to all other benefits.