Shart Select

is creating Anarchic Geek Culture Podcasts

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Hey, we all have to "shart" somewhere!
Your $1 gets your name screamed out into the internet, for all to worship and look up to! And if you like your name typed, in letters, you can bet your bottom dollar that it'll be in the description for future episodes too! And, new to this tier, becoming a Sharter will allow you to vote for future subjects and other such things!
Intern Wizard
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Welcome to the (biggish) time!

Join this tier and we will summon forth an uncanny sticker, which you can pop onto your laptop, your face, whatever you like! You also get access to the "Drip Tray", a regular extra mini-sode in which we discuss the musings of the day. Not only that, but you can recommend ideas for said Drip Tray and get early access to our cold intros!
9 to 5 Wizard
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Ooh, check out Billy Big Bank here!
For such generosity, we will please you with all of the previous goodies, plus a full time job in the Wizard's Tower and literally a free ruddy tee shirt!




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Welcome to the Patreon page for Shart Select, the gaming podcast patronage equivalent of a vulgar yet somehow charismatic stranger panhandling for money in a swamp.

Shart Select is comprised of Winst0lf, Stuart and Ryan, three everyday "thicc bois" from the UK who love gaming, movies and all things nerd culture. We've been friends for eternity and have one major thing going for us, we're all a bit weird and strive to be different. You won't find dry recitals of weekly news or those samey-samey ads for build-your-own-website companies with us. We're ad free, which gives us more time to bombard you with facts, weird humour and deep dives into all corners of geek culture.

Your patronage would allow for us three humble boys to invest in better sound equipment and some advertising for our podcast that would definitely help our strange mind-child to grow into a terrifying creature, like that thing in Splice. So please, guv'nor, wouldn't you consider it for us three cheeky shoe-shiners?

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