Shitty Watercolour

is creating fairly mediocre watercolours

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per month
Each sheet of my usual watercolour paper costs about $1, so thank you for helping me to paint! 

This level unlocks any patreon content I do (pop culture sloths, askreddit summaries, tutorials?), including a giant picture of the potentially hundreds of paintings I have made that month. 

(It also gives you a cool yellow role in my empty discord server. Not sure why you would want that, but it's there.)

Includes Discord benefits

The Sloth

per month
I will paint and name a little sloth after you and add it to a wall of sloths above my desk, holding a flag of your country (using shipping name/country) 

As well as previous rewards

Includes Discord benefits

Two headed sloth

per month
Your sloth will have two heads because such kindness could not fit into one :)

Also if you request a higher resolution version of a painting I have done recently then I will try to get it for you if it's possible. 

As well as previous rewards


Includes Discord benefits



About Shitty Watercolour

Since 2012 I have made several thousand illustrations of the things that people say on the internet. Having just graduated from university, with your help I would love the opportunity to be able to move my life in this direction. So if you've enjoyed what I've done in the past and would like to help it continue, I'd be very thankful for any contribution :)

Have a look at the reward levels to see if there's anything you fancy, but whether you pledge or not, thank you for being someone who cared enough to stumble upon this page

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