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Tired of that shitty life of yours?
Well, we have no solution for YOU. With these HATs (Hacks, Advices and Tips) you will see NO improvement whatsoever. 100% Guaranteed you will still miserable and nihilistic about life!

Your girl just dumped you or divorced? We offer Advices of how become a despicable loner for life.
Got fired from work? Do not panic! We give you Tips of how to make yourself unhireable and financially broken.
Bad luck in life? We have the Secret Illuminati Hacks to make it dreadfully worse, and if you are dedicated enough, to ruin it to the very last bit.

Shitty HATs has your back in every way. Shitty HATs will take care of you. Shitty HATs will ensure you live and die the way you want: Empty, devastated and meaningless.

We have the true love for you...


(If you happen to attempt ANY of this Hacks, Advices or Tips, it will be under your own responsibility. We do not owe you any kind of debt or compensation, for any misfortune, danger or loss of any kind that may happen to you. What are we? Your mother? Get the Hint of a HUMOR page)

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Elementary HATs
$1 or more per month
Thanks for the support!!


You've just begun in the path of ruining life to others, but you still green in these affairs, that probably other people are ruining you.


BUT!! There is hope for you. You have unlocked the Essential Shitty HATs that will help you to defend yourself in life.


You go, Champ!

High School HATs
$2 or more per month

Looks like you've earned some knowledge around the world, and are ready to share it wiht others.


Growing up, and maturing into the Shitty Life, grants you the access to complain as much as you want with other people, to seek no solution whatsoever, and to immerse in a deeper sorrow than before.


Please. Share your knowledge with us, and with all.

You will be able to participate, and we will share your shitty HATS with everyone.

Bachelor HATs
$5 or more per month

You are getting the hang of it.

You know your shit in HATs.

Experienced human being, who is becoming enlighted.

Providing HATs is your thing.


With this tier, you get special credit for your smart work in the Shitty Life, in every contribution you make. Let's make you a renown personality. Everyone needs to start knowing your name.


We need your wisdom in our lives. We need your shit in our lives. We need YOU in our lives.