HELLO, BEAUTIFUL HUMANS!

My name is Shodan, and I am a professional hot nerd. I am a cosplayer with a million side hustles - modeling, drawing, painting, dancing, designing, making + selling buttons, slinging coffee, and shitposting. You may know me from my appearances around the Internet for the last 8 or so years, or perhaps you've been lucky enough to meet me in person at conventions or clubs. It's likely you've been known to let out a chortle at my Twitter handle.

It me! The TURBOCUNT!

I have a day job at a coffee shop that I *adore*, and I spend my free time cuddling my kitties and working on a million creative projects. I am happiest when I'm burning my fingers on worbla, crawling on the floor making patterns, or hunched over a sewing machine watching the needle fly. In the TWO years since I've launched this project, Patreon has helped me to keep dedicating all of my free time to working on my passion projects and even free up MORE time! My patrons have supported me through the creation of amazing costumes, epic photoshoots, and even partied with me in person, those lucky devils.

Plus, they get to see a TON of pictures of my cats.

Wah You Should Pledge:
Without Patreon, I would not be able to cosplay, and that would be THE SADDEST THING. Cosplay is my LIFE!

With your help, I can do the following:
- Build bigger, better, and MORE cosplays
- Pay photographers to take amazing photos, shared only with you
- Branch out and experiment with new materials, new media, and new projects. I'm talking latex, lights, armor, leather.... I want to learn to do ALL THE THINGS.
- Go to more conventions, near and far!

FINISHED COSPLAYS FUNDED BY PATREON:

Do you know how cool this is? I can't even begin to tell you how much joy this place, and these people, bring to my life. I love cosplaying, I love doing shoots, and I love that YOU make it happen!

I don't just want a quick handout so I can go do my macaroni art in the corner by myself. I want to talk to you, share with you, geek out with you. I want to be able to share my excitement and passion with youuuuu!

My patrons are my posse, the cool in-the-know Elite Few who know about everything I do before the thousands of followers on my public profiles have any idea. They are the coolest dudes and I cannot thank them enough ;w;

THE CONTENT:

SO MANY PICTURES! A new set EVERY SUNDAY! Three professional sets and a selfie set each month. Sometimes it's videos! Sets usually have 20-60 photos EACH. That's a LOT of pictures of me. o_o
NUDES! Yes, there is FULL FRONTAL NUDITY on my Patreon. All sets at the Megabyte tier and above include nudity. Woohoo!
COSPLAYS! You'll know what I'm working on and what I'm planning before anyone else does. You may even get to advise on what project I do next :o
TEXT! Convention reports, photoshoot reports, cosplay project write-ups, how-tos and vivid descriptions of how exactly I ended up with contact cement between my toes. Y'know, usual cosplayer stuff.
Comics! My hand-drawn comics about my life, updated about once per week. I have been told that they are funny; I invite you to decide for yourself.
Deliverables! A print of the month plus one of a kind instax ERRY MONTH. Cards for anyone who gives me their address on special occasions. :P

Come with me... if you want to. ;3