Comedy Shoeshine is creating Mind Bending Podcasts
93

patrons

$110
per Episode
Look I'm going to level with you, this podcast is good. It's really good. Seen a little movie called Identity Thief? Yeah, THAT level of good. It'll have you rolling in the aisles. You'll want to buy aisles so you can roll in them. But instead of spending all that money on aisles, you should pledge some here. Because making genius level, 190 IQ comedy is tough expensive work. You can't imagine what it's costing me just to type this right now. You know how much my time is worth?
So if you like the show (and, you do) toss a few robot credits our way (INSIDE JOKE). You'll be glad you did. Be sure to check out our amazing goals and rewards!
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per Episode
83 patrons
  • Get access the super secret final episode of F This Podcast!
  • Access to more bonus content as it becomes available.
  • Some sort of thank you on the show involving comedy joke stylings by Sam and/or Thomas.
  • A pretty good feeling.
Pledge $2 or more per Episode
12 patrons
  • DOUBLE the access to the super secret final episode of F This Podcast!!!
  • DOUBLE the access to DOUBLE more DOUBLE bonus content as it DOUBLY becomes available!
  • A better thank you with funnier comedy joke stylings than the crap we did for the $1 Patrons...
  • A better feeling.
Pledge $5 or more per Episode
1 patron
  • QUINTUPLE the access to QUINTUPLE more QUINTUPLE bonus content as it QUINTUPLY becomes available!
  • Remember those comedy jokes we told for the thank yous for $1 and $2 Patrons? Those were nothing compared to the comedy jokes you'll get with your thank you!
  • A really warm buttery feeling in you heart.
  • Certificate for one free back rub from your significant other, on us.
  • Autographed picture of Sam's computer ($499 value!!!)
Pledge $10 or more per Episode
1 patron
  • DECUPLE the access to DECUPLE more DECUPLE bonus content as it DECUPLE becomes available!
  • We'll thank the living crap out of you a lot. Maybe like all the time.
  • A warm buttery potato feeling in your soul.
  • If you ever physically run into Sam or Thomas we'll go to second base with you.
  • Autographed picture of Sam's computer ($9999 value!!!)
Pledge $20 or more per Episode
0 patrons
  • You're the best
  • Nah really, you're the best listener we have.
  • Fuck all our other listeners.
  • They're crap compared to you.
  • All the bull shit listed above.
Goals
$110 of $200 per Episode
Bench Our Weight
We both have a personal goal of being able to bench our own weight. Sam also has a personal goal of being more kind to strangers. $200 per episode would most likely help more than it would hurt.
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Look I'm going to level with you, this podcast is good. It's really good. Seen a little movie called Identity Thief? Yeah, THAT level of good. It'll have you rolling in the aisles. You'll want to buy aisles so you can roll in them. But instead of spending all that money on aisles, you should pledge some here. Because making genius level, 190 IQ comedy is tough expensive work. You can't imagine what it's costing me just to type this right now. You know how much my time is worth?
So if you like the show (and, you do) toss a few robot credits our way (INSIDE JOKE). You'll be glad you did. Be sure to check out our amazing goals and rewards!

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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per Episode
83 patrons
  • Get access the super secret final episode of F This Podcast!
  • Access to more bonus content as it becomes available.
  • Some sort of thank you on the show involving comedy joke stylings by Sam and/or Thomas.
  • A pretty good feeling.
Pledge $2 or more per Episode
12 patrons
  • DOUBLE the access to the super secret final episode of F This Podcast!!!
  • DOUBLE the access to DOUBLE more DOUBLE bonus content as it DOUBLY becomes available!
  • A better thank you with funnier comedy joke stylings than the crap we did for the $1 Patrons...
  • A better feeling.
Pledge $5 or more per Episode
1 patron
  • QUINTUPLE the access to QUINTUPLE more QUINTUPLE bonus content as it QUINTUPLY becomes available!
  • Remember those comedy jokes we told for the thank yous for $1 and $2 Patrons? Those were nothing compared to the comedy jokes you'll get with your thank you!
  • A really warm buttery feeling in you heart.
  • Certificate for one free back rub from your significant other, on us.
  • Autographed picture of Sam's computer ($499 value!!!)
Pledge $10 or more per Episode
1 patron
  • DECUPLE the access to DECUPLE more DECUPLE bonus content as it DECUPLE becomes available!
  • We'll thank the living crap out of you a lot. Maybe like all the time.
  • A warm buttery potato feeling in your soul.
  • If you ever physically run into Sam or Thomas we'll go to second base with you.
  • Autographed picture of Sam's computer ($9999 value!!!)
Pledge $20 or more per Episode
0 patrons
  • You're the best
  • Nah really, you're the best listener we have.
  • Fuck all our other listeners.
  • They're crap compared to you.
  • All the bull shit listed above.