Shoreditch Boy

is creating Poetry, spoken word, audio, video, bespoke, comedy, drawings

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Shoreditch Boy is a performance poet who riffs grotesque lyrical ballads and fucked-up fairytales on age-old themes of thwarted love, broken dreams and estate agency. He's gigged at Latitude, Camden Crawl, Nozstock and Edinburgh Festival, and regularly headlines London spoken word nights.

“The most notable poet of the night. Comedic yet dark, allowing us to gauge the increasing levels of depravity as he powers on through the lines” – Sounding Out.

"A non-stop laugh out loud affair, big gestures and a huge stage presence" – Urban Bard

https://shoreditchboy.bandcamp.com/

Supply & Demand - Hayes FM Interview
Tiers
Peanuts
$1 or more per month

Literally a few pennies per month to keep the wolf from the door. For this you get the satisfaction of knowing that by the end of the year, you would have bought me two drinks (or 3 in Wethers, 1 shot in The Groucho) - and I probably would have posted some funny social commentary on Brexit or other such bants...

Breadcrumbs
$3 or more per month

Now this is a bit more substantial. As we all know, bread expands in the stomach, killing the duck. For this monthly donation, I will set about crafting a new poem every month, a video/audio/animation thingy set to a poem (by the end of the year). And maybe - just maybe - a bespoke poem on any subject picked out at random from the forum. Plus drawings and regular posts and hilarious haikus and one-word-wonders.

Full on penetrative...
$5 or more per month

...intellectual intercourse with your truly. Yes, that's right, for the pint of a London pint, you not only get all of the above, but you also get your own bespoke poem about any subject you'd like as an audio mp3 with image, ready to download to your device within seconds (say, two a year?). And free entry to any of my gigs.

Shoreditch Boy is a performance poet who riffs grotesque lyrical ballads and fucked-up fairytales on age-old themes of thwarted love, broken dreams and estate agency. He's gigged at Latitude, Camden Crawl, Nozstock and Edinburgh Festival, and regularly headlines London spoken word nights.

“The most notable poet of the night. Comedic yet dark, allowing us to gauge the increasing levels of depravity as he powers on through the lines” – Sounding Out.

"A non-stop laugh out loud affair, big gestures and a huge stage presence" – Urban Bard

https://shoreditchboy.bandcamp.com/

Supply & Demand - Hayes FM Interview

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Tiers
Peanuts
$1 or more per month

Literally a few pennies per month to keep the wolf from the door. For this you get the satisfaction of knowing that by the end of the year, you would have bought me two drinks (or 3 in Wethers, 1 shot in The Groucho) - and I probably would have posted some funny social commentary on Brexit or other such bants...

Breadcrumbs
$3 or more per month

Now this is a bit more substantial. As we all know, bread expands in the stomach, killing the duck. For this monthly donation, I will set about crafting a new poem every month, a video/audio/animation thingy set to a poem (by the end of the year). And maybe - just maybe - a bespoke poem on any subject picked out at random from the forum. Plus drawings and regular posts and hilarious haikus and one-word-wonders.

Full on penetrative...
$5 or more per month

...intellectual intercourse with your truly. Yes, that's right, for the pint of a London pint, you not only get all of the above, but you also get your own bespoke poem about any subject you'd like as an audio mp3 with image, ready to download to your device within seconds (say, two a year?). And free entry to any of my gigs.