Shortskirtsandexplosions is creating a bunch of silly words
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Greetings,

I am made of mostly carbon and water.  But you're not here about that.  You're likely here because of some silly words that I have written.  About 6,110,000 words or more of digital detritus to be exact.

On www.fimfiction.net, you can find me on four major writing accounts: shortskirtsandexplosions, Imploding Colon, Just Essay, and Blue Harvest.  I write daily... well... almost daily.  Let's just say I'm pretty dayum consistent, and if nothing else I promise to entertain with my words more than anything.

It's rather redundant to philosophize on the merits/ethics of crossing the streams of real money and amateur internet words.  So let's treat this Patreon thingy for exactly what it is: a dazzlingly kaizo way of allowing the kindly marsupial readers of my written works donate to my ongoing marathon of wordsmithery, if they so desire to.

Donations, although not required to keep me going, would simply be an added incentive for me to be even more kaizo with my output.   I do, of course, intend to make this worth everyone's while.  Currently, rewards involve shout-outs on my user page and blogs. 

For those of you actually willing to donate in my hairy direction, I thank you most kindly.  Over the past five years, my life has been enriched by the attention, respect, and company of fellow readers/authors/carbon-based-life-forms who have shared the communal halls of the Internet with me.  I'm enraptured by the opportunity to share my thoughts and receive so much feedback in return.  Whether or not this Patreon thingy hits off won't change the fact that I've already been insanely blessed by the SS&E experience as a whole.

Live long and dash apples,
-shortskirtsandexplosions




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Pledge $1 or more per month
Monetary Marsupial
Thank you most kindly.  Every cent adds hair to my tongue.
  • You'll be listed as a contributor on SS&E's User Page along with a link to your Fimfic Account (Please Message Me With The Permission To Do So)
Pledge $5 or more per month
Mega Marsupial
Now you're being super generous.  I am stupidly humbled.  Feelings of guilt rising.
  • You'll be listed as a contributor on SS&E's User Page along with a link to your Fimfic Account (Please Message Me With The Permission To Do So)
  • You'll receive a shout-out on my monthly "State of the Lemur" blog, along with any details about yourself/your account that you'd like to have shared (Again, Please Message Me With Permission And Details)
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Greetings,

I am made of mostly carbon and water.  But you're not here about that.  You're likely here because of some silly words that I have written.  About 6,110,000 words or more of digital detritus to be exact.

On www.fimfiction.net, you can find me on four major writing accounts: shortskirtsandexplosions, Imploding Colon, Just Essay, and Blue Harvest.  I write daily... well... almost daily.  Let's just say I'm pretty dayum consistent, and if nothing else I promise to entertain with my words more than anything.

It's rather redundant to philosophize on the merits/ethics of crossing the streams of real money and amateur internet words.  So let's treat this Patreon thingy for exactly what it is: a dazzlingly kaizo way of allowing the kindly marsupial readers of my written works donate to my ongoing marathon of wordsmithery, if they so desire to.

Donations, although not required to keep me going, would simply be an added incentive for me to be even more kaizo with my output.   I do, of course, intend to make this worth everyone's while.  Currently, rewards involve shout-outs on my user page and blogs. 

For those of you actually willing to donate in my hairy direction, I thank you most kindly.  Over the past five years, my life has been enriched by the attention, respect, and company of fellow readers/authors/carbon-based-life-forms who have shared the communal halls of the Internet with me.  I'm enraptured by the opportunity to share my thoughts and receive so much feedback in return.  Whether or not this Patreon thingy hits off won't change the fact that I've already been insanely blessed by the SS&E experience as a whole.

Live long and dash apples,
-shortskirtsandexplosions




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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
Monetary Marsupial
Thank you most kindly.  Every cent adds hair to my tongue.
  • You'll be listed as a contributor on SS&E's User Page along with a link to your Fimfic Account (Please Message Me With The Permission To Do So)
Pledge $5 or more per month
Mega Marsupial
Now you're being super generous.  I am stupidly humbled.  Feelings of guilt rising.
  • You'll be listed as a contributor on SS&E's User Page along with a link to your Fimfic Account (Please Message Me With The Permission To Do So)
  • You'll receive a shout-out on my monthly "State of the Lemur" blog, along with any details about yourself/your account that you'd like to have shared (Again, Please Message Me With Permission And Details)