Kristen Corradeno is creating
Shut Up Kristen YouTube videos

I'm 90% Caffeine, 10% Bad Dad Jokes. Also I'm a Ravenclaw. So.

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Milestone Goals
Two Guaranteed Geek-It-Yourself Videos Every Month!
$250 per month
Geek-It-Yourself is a series on my channel in which I do geeky/nerdy DIY project tutorials for you guys! I love making them, but crafting can be expensive (there are only so many Jo-Ann's Fabric & Craft store coupons I can use, guys) HOWEVER if we reach this goal I can assure you two of these videos a month and i'll be able to make slightly more challenging creations! YAY MONEY POWERS!

Not convinced? Check out my first Geek-It-Yourself video in which I made a Big Hero 6 BAYMAX HOODIE OR this one where I make a Deathly Hallows crop top using just a bleach pen!
NEW MUSIC PARODY!
$400 per month
My absolute favorite videos to make on the internet are music parodies - part of the reason why is that they are a challenge. They require 10x the amount of time, energy, and funds to make a normal video. Not to mention because of copyright issues- I can never really monetize them in the hopes of getting a kickback. If we reach this goal, I will make an awesome new nerdy parody that will actually have a crew helping me to film it! 

I'm super passionate about these videos, they are beyond fun to do. If you've never seen one, check out the ones i've made in the past! 

LORDE "ROYALS" NERD ANTHEM PARODY!
BACKSTREET BOYS- "EVERYBODY" DOCTOR WHO PARODY!
Taylor Swift "BLANK SPACE" STARBUCKS PARODY
MUMFORD AND SONS "I WILL WAIT" SHERLOCK PARODY!
NICKI MINAJ "STARSHIPS" STARKID PARODY!
Contact Kristen
youtube.com/shutupkristen
@shutupkristen
facebook.com/ShutUpKristen

About

  • Actress
  • YouTuber
  • Ravenclaw
  • Nerd
  • Madman with a box- without a box
  • Cosplayer
  • Disney fanatic
  • Lover of Animals
  • Begger of my father to let me own a cat
  • Seriously Dad, #ProjectKitten deserves attention
  • Member of The Dark Side
  • Dean Winchester
  • Would only eat egg rolls if that were healthy
  • White belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu (Nope, not kidding)
  • Worshipper of our goddess Beyonce
  • On Starbuck's "Most-Wanted" list
  • Needer of a Bloody Mary to survive an airplane
  • Would become Buzz Lightyear or Blake Lively if possible
  • Beautiful writer of about me's. 

Location

Long Island, New York, USA

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Hi there, you beautiful-lovely-human, you! Welcome to my Patreon! My name is Kristen, although you have probably surmised that from the giant text up at the top of this page. I am an actress and content creator just tryna make a living doing creative things that I love. BUT before we get to the business stuff, here’s some possibly-irrelevant information about me! I’m 23 years old (almost), my birthday is Columbus Day (October 12th- the real Columbus Day, not the fake lets-move-the-date-around Columbus Day) which makes me a Libra! I’m totally a Libra. Not that I’m going to make life decisions off of horoscopes or anything, but I do fit the archetype. I’m a Ravenclaw (hollaaaaaaaaaa) and I treasure coffee as you would a life source. Starbucks is my Cheers. Everybody knows my name and more importantly HOW TO SPELL my name. Yes, that is a feat that I am particularly proud of. Overall, I’m a big ol’ nerd who loves to be a part of this crazy Internet culture. Oh- and I have a Dog named Maxx. You will see him pop up in anything and everything I do.
*Cue adorable yet sensible picture of Maxx*


Now onto the purpose of this page- as any person who aspires to succeed in a creative field knows- it’s not easy. The videos that I make here on the World Wide Web take a lot of time, energy and unfortunately- money. Do you sense that I’m about to ask you for help with the money thing? You are on Patreon, after all.

The magical, amazing part of being a member of the YouTube community is that what we are doing is free no-strings-attached entertainment. I never want that to change. Certainly if I had to pay to watch the content I want on YouTube, I would be very broke very quickly. With that said, it also means that there is very little compensation for the people that are working hard to make the videos that you love. I’m sure you don’t need a lecture from me on why money is important.

This page is like a tip jar! If you like what I do and you have a dollar to give me every month, that’s amazing! If you have more than that- ALSO amazing! What I’ve realized as a person that’s been making videos for 5 years now is that in order to make certain next-level videos that I am dying to make, I need a little help. This is your chance to help me achieve those video goals faster, not to mention me potentially being able to (eventually) quit my office job and devote that time to make both more videos and ones that are of a much higher quality (sorry Boss, if you're reading this. It's not you, it's me!) 

Thank you for taking the time to read this borderline Shakespearian monologue! Your support means more to me than you know.

Pledge $1.00 or more per month

Access to my Patreon Only Stream! This means you'll hear announcements before anyone else. If I have a big video coming up, you're gonna be the first one to get spoilers. New merch on it's way? Not a surprise to you any longer! Ain't that cool? There will be at least one write-up every month.

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Every month you'll get a new exclusive desktop wallpaper of me doin' something funny/nerdy! The image you get will be personally embargoed by me to post until the following month so you know nobody else has it. AND you get the lower level rewards! Go you!



**This perk will be sent out within the first few days of the new month after payment has been verified.

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You'll get exclusive access to my Patreon Only Twitter account! There I will follow you and you'll get to see behind the scenes pictures, thoughts and ideas nobody else has access to. Plus, the chance to chat with me more directly! AND you get all the lower level rewards! You rock!

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Influence my videos! Every month I'm gonna post 3 video ideas to Patreon that you guys will vote on to see what get's made! Maybe a vlog topic, a parody idea, a new Maddening Mondays segment- you will be directly helping me create content. AND you get all the lower level perks! You're so fancy, we already know!

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UNLISTED VLOG! Thats right, a video that is totally just for my Patreons talking a bit more about life updates, acting things, cosplay shenanigans and other things your not gonna find elsewhere on my channel. AND you get all the lower level rewards! You're the bomb.com!

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SEE IT FIRST AND SHOUT IT OUT! You will receive a link to my videos that will give you access to them at least 2 hours before anyone else! Not only that, but your name will be in a shout out card at the end of every Maddening Mondays! AND you get all the lower level rewards! You're gonna be a star, kid!

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LET'S SNAP AND CHAT! You and I are gonna be friends on Snapchat and you will hear from me at least twice a week with a custom picture or video just for you! Honestly, anyone that already follows my public snap story can tell you it will probably be more than twice a week. I'm in love with the Snapchatz.

Pledge $15.00 or more per month

THE PARODY ALBUM! Every month you'll receive an mp3 of one of my parody songs! This may be songs that are already on my channel like the Royals Nerd Anthem OR it may be something i've recorded but never gotten to do a video for! Content that NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD. AND you get all the lower level rewards! Fame, you're gonna live forever!*

*Living forever not guaranteed by this Patreon perk. Sorry, y'all.
**This perk will be sent out within the first few days of the new month after payment has been verified.

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VIDEO DATE! At this point, it's really time we have a face to face (but like, through a screen, because we are all internet babies.) Every month, you, me and the other $20 backers will have an hourly Google Hangout video chat session where I can answer your questions, fangirl with you about how fine Benedict Cumberbatch is, and discuss things like the LOST series finale. I may even have a guest with me from time to time (Maxx the dog just loooooooves stealing the spotlight)! Get to know me on a more personal level. AND you get all lower level rewards! You're supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

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IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, BABY. Every month you and I will have a one-on-one Google Hangout video chat session (guaranteed at least 15 minutes), PLUS I will say your name at the end of every Maddening Monday as well as if I make a parody or a Patreon Goal-Reached video! AND you get all lower level rewards! How dare you even be so cool!

Pledge $50.00 or more per month

WHO ARE YOU? I LOVE YOU. LET ME LOVE YOU. First of all, THANK YOU. SERIOUSLY. Secondly, at the end of every Maddening Monday, parody, or Patreon Goal-Reached video I will give you a shout out in which I will promote whatever you want (appropriate and subject to approval.) Have a YouTube channel you want to promote? I got you! Own an Etsy shop? I will pimp you out (not literally.) AND you get all lower level perks. You're the bees knees!

Pledge $100.00 or more per month

1 patron (Limited 4 of 5 left)
I'M GOING SHOPPING FOR YOU, BIDDY. Every month I will send you a personal thank you video AS WELL AS a small personalized care package (and since we'll be skyping, you know i'm gonna get to know your fandoms.) I will follow you on Twitter, Instagram, and tumblr so we are social media besties. AND you get all lower level rewards. You are super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot!
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