Simcha Fisher is creating five weekly blog posts, many worth reading -- & a weekly podcast
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Two wolves live in me. One is named "Kierkegaard," and the other is named "Lili Von Shtupp." The wise man says that the wolf who wins is the one you feed, but my wolves feed off each other, and get along pretty well most days.

Pledges on Patreon help feed both wolves fed -- and, incidentally, they help feed me and my ten kids.

I'm a compulsive writer, a selective pedant, a drinker, a failed homeschooler, and a blabbermouth who always keeps a shoulder open, just in case a muse wants to perch. I write with children on my mind and sometimes literally on my head. 

Rewards
Fishers of Pants
$1 or more per month 97 patrons
Access to my goony podcast with my husband and various guests! I'll email you a link every week. 
Little Two-Legs
$5 or more per month 67 patrons
Access to podcast PLUS one Pants Pass sticker, entitling the bearer to go out in public with pants on. Ladies, make sure your husband signs it first, please. 
??
$10 or more per month 21 patrons
seriously drawing a blank. Ideas welcome!
Heretical Hosebeasts
$50 or more per month 3 patrons
Autographed copy of my book, The Sinner's Guide to NFP, OR an autographed copy of one of the other books to which I've contributed: Style, Sex, and Substance and Catholic and Married: Leaning Into Love
Defenders of Dignity
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
It's up to us to uphold women's dignity, inside and out, top to bottom. Red or pink. 
Actual patrons
$100 or more per month 2 patrons
I'll send an extra $100 annually to help support the Indian family we've partnered with through Save a Family Plan, which works with the poor help them become self-sufficient. No jokes here, just a wonderful program that makes $100 go a long way.
Menschen
$500 or more per month 0 patrons
I'll bake you a nice batch rogelach and mail it to you. Your choice, cherry or apricot. 
Goals
$1,000 – reached! per month
Every month, I aim to pay the mortgage and buy food. Not a lofty goal, but I'm kind of attached to it.

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Two wolves live in me. One is named "Kierkegaard," and the other is named "Lili Von Shtupp." The wise man says that the wolf who wins is the one you feed, but my wolves feed off each other, and get along pretty well most days.

Pledges on Patreon help feed both wolves fed -- and, incidentally, they help feed me and my ten kids.

I'm a compulsive writer, a selective pedant, a drinker, a failed homeschooler, and a blabbermouth who always keeps a shoulder open, just in case a muse wants to perch. I write with children on my mind and sometimes literally on my head. 

Recent posts by Simcha Fisher

Rewards
Fishers of Pants
$1 or more per month 97 patrons
Access to my goony podcast with my husband and various guests! I'll email you a link every week. 
Little Two-Legs
$5 or more per month 67 patrons
Access to podcast PLUS one Pants Pass sticker, entitling the bearer to go out in public with pants on. Ladies, make sure your husband signs it first, please. 
??
$10 or more per month 21 patrons
seriously drawing a blank. Ideas welcome!
Heretical Hosebeasts
$50 or more per month 3 patrons
Autographed copy of my book, The Sinner's Guide to NFP, OR an autographed copy of one of the other books to which I've contributed: Style, Sex, and Substance and Catholic and Married: Leaning Into Love
Defenders of Dignity
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
It's up to us to uphold women's dignity, inside and out, top to bottom. Red or pink. 
Actual patrons
$100 or more per month 2 patrons
I'll send an extra $100 annually to help support the Indian family we've partnered with through Save a Family Plan, which works with the poor help them become self-sufficient. No jokes here, just a wonderful program that makes $100 go a long way.
Menschen
$500 or more per month 0 patrons
I'll bake you a nice batch rogelach and mail it to you. Your choice, cherry or apricot.