SirActionSlacks is creating VIDYAS for Dota 2 and BEYOND
115

patrons

$851
per month
GREETINGS NERDS

It is I, Slacks. If you want to sit back and let my soothing screeching voice walk you through this patreon, go ahead and click on dat video above and i'll walk you through the full thing. If you want the short and sweet, read on

WHY WOULD YOU NEED A PATREON YOU GREEDY PIECE OF SHIT

hello there valued community member! Content creation for me has never been about the money, it’s been about the passion and the love for what I made and get to show off. But recently, things changed.
There came a point to where making content ended up costing me money. Youtube pays like garbage and if I wanted to support myself I needed to go to events or stream on twitch. Those things are great but I love to make videos, and doing those things meant that I had no time to dedicate to making videos due to opportunity costs of not working. In the end, my videos went from daily to monthly to almost every 3-4 months. And that made me sad.
So, I decided to hire an editor so I could still make content but not have to worry about some of the more time consuming parts of the videos. THIS WAS AMAZING! Weekly content, good shit. But I needed to pay this person directly, and since I was making no money off Youtube anyway, my hypothetical losses turned into real monetary losses. I was in the red FOR REAL.

So that's the reason for this Patreon. I’m not looking to make a profit, I don’t need you to save my life, you have already done that by supporting me in the first place. I just want to cover costs for producing the content and pay this guy so I can continue making the things I love for you. Not only that, but I would also like to make better, more timely content and include the community as well, by supporting the work of other Dota Content Creators 

Things That Will Happen With The Patreon Success

  • Depending on how successful it is, weekly to tri weekly content which is well produced and edited for once
  • A resurgence of old projects like Majors Down Low and Dota 2 News shows
  • Edited Stream Clips from twitch starring you guys and myself 
  • More content from other games and new projects
  • If very successful, creating projects and funding other community members in the SFM Custom Games, and Artist community

Things That Will Happen if the Patreon Doesn’t Meet Goals
  • Return to bi-weekly possibly bi-monthly content creation
  • Mr. Roo will get a half scoop of food for breakfast instead of normal scoop.
That's about it. Check out the rewards and if you have any suggestions or comments let me know. Thank you for reading and thanks for visiting at all, even if you can’t help out.

-Slacks

Tiers
Here is a Dollar, Internet Stripper
$1 or more per month 45 patrons
When you go to the strip club irl you go with a pocket half full of crumpled 1 dollar bills. These bills get you through the night and show the performers that you are not there to put them through college but they cant  kick you out cause you are TECHNICALLY a paying patron. This is much the same, giving a dollar to a virtual stripper (me) because you acknowledge the video content (lap dance) but hey i mean i don't go here all the time this is just a one time thing. See you next week baby ;) 
Offlaner (Tier 1 Reward!)
$3 or more per month 20 patrons
You like being helpful, but in your own solo way. When it comes time to be a member of the team and help, you show up first.

3$ helps a lot! Giving 3$ is cheaper than a gum pack a month and is a serious step to helping make reliable and decent content!

Unlocks:

  • Officially a valued member of the SS Dumbfuck
  • Unlocks the Patreon News Feed where I will post upcoming video news and some sneak peak clips and other garbage
  • Official Custom Pug Hero Picture of your choice 

MidLaner (Teir 2 Reward!)
$5 or more per month 60 patrons
You know the success of the game falls on you, and you take that shit by the horns. Winning in Life and Winning in Lane, you rotate to help others weaker and stupider than you. Your help makes the entire thing work!

5$ is great! For the price of a fancy coffee a month you make sure it survives. If it wasn't for guys and gals like you, I wouldn't be here.

Unlocks:

  • all previous rewards 
  • Access to the Private Subber Discord to play games on twitch and chill
  • Early Access to all content via Unlisted Link
Includes Discord rewards
Carry (Tier 3 Reward!)
$10 or more per month 10 patrons
Everyone has a job, but yours is to win. You carry the people around you to greatness through your dedication, and you make sure the game goes the way you want it to.

10$ a month is awesome! Thanks for showing not only that you watch the crap I make but enjoy it! Since you care so much, why not help me make it as good as it can be? 

Unlocks:

  • All old rewards
  • Access to a private "upcoming vids" group where I will show you my finished scripts and rough vids, so you can give some reviews and add to them

Includes Discord rewards
Support (Tier 3 Reward!)
$20 or more per month 7 patrons
You are the beacon of light in the darkness, and you control the game more than any other. If this shit is won, its cause you made it happen!

If you are gonna shell out 20$ a month, then you really give a shit about this content, so you can help me make it. 

Unlocks
  • All Previous Rewards 
  • Invite to Content Creation Group: actively participate in the script writing process, give input and lore theories as well as help make vids. Basically be a member of a small group who hangs out and makes vids w me! 


Includes Discord rewards
Omniknight Player (Tier 4)
$30 or more per month 8 patrons
Shit just got real. In your face, in it to win it, and fucking ready to dominate. HOO WAH

Unlocks: 
  • All Previous Rewards 
  • Access to secret twitch stream to watch and maybe play when i dont wanna real stream
  • Direct communication on twitter and private hang outs
  • Your name goes up at the end of every video on a thank you page 
Includes Discord rewards
Techies Player (Tier 4 Reward)
$50 or more per month 10 patrons
Something is wrong with you, your not like everyone else. there is a sickness inside you that feeds on memes and despair. You are a insane person, you know it, and you love it. Together with other idiots you make the world a worse (or better) place. 

if u gonna give me the price of a new game a month I don need to give you anything-but how about some prizes from events

Unlocks: 
  • All previous rewards
  • Big Ass Name on the end video page
  • raffle for memorabilia i steal from every event I go to  
Includes Discord rewards
The Fucker (Top/Fake Reward)
$999 or more per month 0 of 2 patrons
People try to understand you, but you dont need them to. Purge cant figure you out, pub stars want to be you, Pro Players want to learn from you. You have transcended the meta and have become something else entirely-a new role-The Fucker

Unlocks
  • private instagram for naughty pictures and shower access
  • secret prize 
  • I will touch your genitalia one time non sexually (punch)
  • I will make a video for you to watch (sexually)
  • I will colab with you on some project you want to do once a month maybe if i want

Includes Discord rewards
Fucking the Fucker (Another Fake Reward)
$1,000 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
GET FUCKED FUCKER 

  • there is no unlock for this reward please dont purchase it the idea just made me laugh
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$851 of $1,000 per month
editor goal reached! this will pay my editor happy amounts of money and ensure 1 video a week at least! past this we can think of doing more!
3 of 7
GREETINGS NERDS

It is I, Slacks. If you want to sit back and let my soothing screeching voice walk you through this patreon, go ahead and click on dat video above and i'll walk you through the full thing. If you want the short and sweet, read on

WHY WOULD YOU NEED A PATREON YOU GREEDY PIECE OF SHIT

hello there valued community member! Content creation for me has never been about the money, it’s been about the passion and the love for what I made and get to show off. But recently, things changed.
There came a point to where making content ended up costing me money. Youtube pays like garbage and if I wanted to support myself I needed to go to events or stream on twitch. Those things are great but I love to make videos, and doing those things meant that I had no time to dedicate to making videos due to opportunity costs of not working. In the end, my videos went from daily to monthly to almost every 3-4 months. And that made me sad.
So, I decided to hire an editor so I could still make content but not have to worry about some of the more time consuming parts of the videos. THIS WAS AMAZING! Weekly content, good shit. But I needed to pay this person directly, and since I was making no money off Youtube anyway, my hypothetical losses turned into real monetary losses. I was in the red FOR REAL.

So that's the reason for this Patreon. I’m not looking to make a profit, I don’t need you to save my life, you have already done that by supporting me in the first place. I just want to cover costs for producing the content and pay this guy so I can continue making the things I love for you. Not only that, but I would also like to make better, more timely content and include the community as well, by supporting the work of other Dota Content Creators 

Things That Will Happen With The Patreon Success

  • Depending on how successful it is, weekly to tri weekly content which is well produced and edited for once
  • A resurgence of old projects like Majors Down Low and Dota 2 News shows
  • Edited Stream Clips from twitch starring you guys and myself 
  • More content from other games and new projects
  • If very successful, creating projects and funding other community members in the SFM Custom Games, and Artist community

Things That Will Happen if the Patreon Doesn’t Meet Goals
  • Return to bi-weekly possibly bi-monthly content creation
  • Mr. Roo will get a half scoop of food for breakfast instead of normal scoop.
That's about it. Check out the rewards and if you have any suggestions or comments let me know. Thank you for reading and thanks for visiting at all, even if you can’t help out.

-Slacks

Recent posts by SirActionSlacks

Tiers
Here is a Dollar, Internet Stripper
$1 or more per month 45 patrons
When you go to the strip club irl you go with a pocket half full of crumpled 1 dollar bills. These bills get you through the night and show the performers that you are not there to put them through college but they cant  kick you out cause you are TECHNICALLY a paying patron. This is much the same, giving a dollar to a virtual stripper (me) because you acknowledge the video content (lap dance) but hey i mean i don't go here all the time this is just a one time thing. See you next week baby ;) 
Offlaner (Tier 1 Reward!)
$3 or more per month 20 patrons
You like being helpful, but in your own solo way. When it comes time to be a member of the team and help, you show up first.

3$ helps a lot! Giving 3$ is cheaper than a gum pack a month and is a serious step to helping make reliable and decent content!

Unlocks:

  • Officially a valued member of the SS Dumbfuck
  • Unlocks the Patreon News Feed where I will post upcoming video news and some sneak peak clips and other garbage
  • Official Custom Pug Hero Picture of your choice 

MidLaner (Teir 2 Reward!)
$5 or more per month 60 patrons
You know the success of the game falls on you, and you take that shit by the horns. Winning in Life and Winning in Lane, you rotate to help others weaker and stupider than you. Your help makes the entire thing work!

5$ is great! For the price of a fancy coffee a month you make sure it survives. If it wasn't for guys and gals like you, I wouldn't be here.

Unlocks:

  • all previous rewards 
  • Access to the Private Subber Discord to play games on twitch and chill
  • Early Access to all content via Unlisted Link
Includes Discord rewards
Carry (Tier 3 Reward!)
$10 or more per month 10 patrons
Everyone has a job, but yours is to win. You carry the people around you to greatness through your dedication, and you make sure the game goes the way you want it to.

10$ a month is awesome! Thanks for showing not only that you watch the crap I make but enjoy it! Since you care so much, why not help me make it as good as it can be? 

Unlocks:

  • All old rewards
  • Access to a private "upcoming vids" group where I will show you my finished scripts and rough vids, so you can give some reviews and add to them

Includes Discord rewards
Support (Tier 3 Reward!)
$20 or more per month 7 patrons
You are the beacon of light in the darkness, and you control the game more than any other. If this shit is won, its cause you made it happen!

If you are gonna shell out 20$ a month, then you really give a shit about this content, so you can help me make it. 

Unlocks
  • All Previous Rewards 
  • Invite to Content Creation Group: actively participate in the script writing process, give input and lore theories as well as help make vids. Basically be a member of a small group who hangs out and makes vids w me! 


Includes Discord rewards
Omniknight Player (Tier 4)
$30 or more per month 8 patrons
Shit just got real. In your face, in it to win it, and fucking ready to dominate. HOO WAH

Unlocks: 
  • All Previous Rewards 
  • Access to secret twitch stream to watch and maybe play when i dont wanna real stream
  • Direct communication on twitter and private hang outs
  • Your name goes up at the end of every video on a thank you page 
Includes Discord rewards
Techies Player (Tier 4 Reward)
$50 or more per month 10 patrons
Something is wrong with you, your not like everyone else. there is a sickness inside you that feeds on memes and despair. You are a insane person, you know it, and you love it. Together with other idiots you make the world a worse (or better) place. 

if u gonna give me the price of a new game a month I don need to give you anything-but how about some prizes from events

Unlocks: 
  • All previous rewards
  • Big Ass Name on the end video page
  • raffle for memorabilia i steal from every event I go to  
Includes Discord rewards
The Fucker (Top/Fake Reward)
$999 or more per month 0 of 2 patrons
People try to understand you, but you dont need them to. Purge cant figure you out, pub stars want to be you, Pro Players want to learn from you. You have transcended the meta and have become something else entirely-a new role-The Fucker

Unlocks
  • private instagram for naughty pictures and shower access
  • secret prize 
  • I will touch your genitalia one time non sexually (punch)
  • I will make a video for you to watch (sexually)
  • I will colab with you on some project you want to do once a month maybe if i want

Includes Discord rewards
Fucking the Fucker (Another Fake Reward)
$1,000 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
GET FUCKED FUCKER 

  • there is no unlock for this reward please dont purchase it the idea just made me laugh
Includes Discord rewards