Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir

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Same content as everyone but I assume you'll be high when you listen.

Mostly this is just to support me, though. So I can keep making jokes that I like making without having to worry about going completely broke. 
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I just added a $12 dollar tier with stickers. So it's up to you. But I do appreciate the support either way. I was trying to give everyone on here a sticker and then stop if for new people signing up to this tier, but it won't let me. Anyway, here's a picture of my dog.
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Who wants a fucking STICKER!!!!!

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All the same shit you get with a basic subscription but after 3 months you get Skeptic Tank stickers! I've never made them before. The last stickers I had were the "Do Mushrooms" 3D stickers from the Do Mushrooms tour. Probably like 5 years ago. Now these are out and they're ONLY for you guys in this tier. Stick 'em someplace good!
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For the shroom enthusiasts. 18 represents the letters in the Hebrew word for life. Chai. Gutteral CH. Chai. The ch letter is 8 and the i letter is 10. 18. So Jews give gifts a lot in multiples of 18. 1 is the most common multiple that is give. $18. But for weddings and shit it's like $180.00. I don't know, it's something they do. I didn't make it up. But I am applying it to mushrooms since mushrooms can change your chai.
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Here it is! The first Patreon tee shirt! Designed by freelance artist, Jared Wright. It's made from 100% slave labor exclusively in countries where slavery is illegal. It was the most dangerous shirt to make in the history of Patreon.

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