Dracula

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Welcome to the Slumber Party

$5
per month
We're having a party and you're invited! You are helping make this podcast happen, and to say thanks I'm going to give you:
  • A custom shout out on the podcast from me, Draaaacula! I cherish your support and I'm going to thank you with the finest dad humor I have cultivated through the ages. 
  • Early access to episodes: Why wait to chill out? Be the first to be lulled to sleep by my gentle tones.
  • And more to come! Now that we are sleeping together, tell me know what you want ...beyond the best night of your life. 
  • Patron Shout Out
  • General Support
  • Early access

Bunk Buddies

$10
per month
I'm making you special content with no commercials! Let's get comfortable without distraction... and of course you get the top bunk.

  • Did someone say Bonus content!? (I did... It was me.) I will sing you lullabies, read you stories, and tell you more good news.  
  • Straight To Sleep Episodes: Skip the commercials & festive intro. I will cut together special editions of each episode just for you. Go straight to chilled out Drac with no festive intro, commercials or shoutouts, just 100% calm. 
  • Plus everything in the previous tier:
    • A custom shout out on the podcast from me, Draaaacula! I cherish your support and I'm going to thank you with the finest dad humor I have cultivated through the ages.
    • Early access to episodes: Why wait to chill out?Be the first to be lulled to sleep by my gentle tones.
    • And more to come! Now that we are sleeping together, tell me know what you want... beyond the best night of your life. 
  • Patron Shout Out
  • Exclusive content
  • Ad-free episodes
  • General Support
  • Early access

Let's Pillow Talk

$20
per month
You are a dream...or am I the dream... or are we dreaming together?
Let's get cozy and pull up a pillow. You've got my ear and I'll say things to you I'll never tell anyone else:
  • Let's gab the night away with a live Monthly Slumber Party! Ask me questions. I'll tell you no lies, but I will tell you some pretty great jokes. For I am not only the Prince of Darkness, I am also the grandfather of all dad jokes. 
  • Dracula Records Your Own Private Message:  I'll record your outgoing voicemail message or sing happy birthday to your granny.  Whatever the venture, prepare to be charmed by the smooth sounds of a personalized message from your favorite friendly vampire. (Delivered after second month at this tier)
Plus all the perks of the tiers below:
  • Did someone say Bonus content!? (I did... It was me.) I will sing you lullabies, read you stories, and tell you more good news.
  • Skip the commercials & shoutouts. I'm cutting together a commercial free version for only you to access. Think about how old I am. Now guess how long doing this will take me. Have you seen your parents trying to Zoom? I'm centuries older, but I will do it for you with so much love.
  • A custom shout out on the podcast from me, Draaaacula! I cherish your support and I'm going to thank you with the finest dad humor I have cultivated through the ages.
  • Early access to episodes: Why wait to chill out?Be the first to be lulled to sleep by my gentle tones.
  • And more to come! Now that we are sleeping together, tell me know what you want... beyond the best night of your life.
  • Patron Shout Out
  • Exclusive content
  • Ad-free episodes
  • MP3 Personalized Recording
  • Live Q&As
  • Early access

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About Dracula

Welcome to the slumber party my friends!  I am Dracula, Prince of Darkness, insomniac of the ages and even worst investor of the stock markets. It is you my Patrons who allow me to  keep making these relaxing podcasts. So many thanks from the bottom of my undead heart.

To start the party, every patron gets a live shout out on the podcast and early access to episodes!  And for those who can support a little more, that's just the start of the party perks.  I can't wait for us to share more stories, lullabies, and spill that tea (That's what the cool kids are saying, right?).  We're going to have so much fun, you’ll wake up telling everyone, "I love sleeping with Dracula!".
By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 7 exclusive posts
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 7 exclusive posts
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