Nicoletta and Simone

is creating Sluts and Scholars - the Podcast

38

patrons
WelCUM!
Have you ever felt judged for your sexual choices or your sexuality? Whether in politics, a parent, or just wearing a short dress, people make assumptions about you, your character, and your ability to be a competent professional human based on who you did last night. Sluts & Scholars is one of Cosmopolitan's "Hot Podcasts to Listen To."

Nicoletta Heidegger is a licensed MFT and sexologist and Simone is an actor-turned-law-student who really likes to talk about sex stuff. Together, we chat with folks from across sexuality, kink and professional spectrums about desire, pleasure, shame, stigma and (of course) bodily functions.

Combining irreverence and expertise, on the docket is anything remotely related to sexual, reproductive and bodily autonomy; from the indigenous menstrual practices of the Hupa Valley tribe, to beauty confidence advice from Dita von Teese, anal sex pro tips from Jessica Drake, and HIV stigma. Flex those brains, cocks and kegels and help these slutty scholars expand their (and your!) horizons.

Tiers
Basic Slut
$1 or more per month

Do you love us and want to talk to others about us?! Gain access to the private FB group and some exclusive patron posts and content! But mostly, this one gets you all the gratitude :)

Eager Scholar
$3 or more per month

Do you have attachment anxiety like Nicoletta? This gives you a chance to hear from us more and get little monthly tidbits, advice, musings... slut nuggets. Almost as good as Sid's vegan nuggets...

Sloppy Scholar
$5 or more per month
  • Get access to all of the above 
  • and our once a month BONUS EPISODE, featuring your favorite guests, new guests, and us ! We lovveeee sloppy seconds :) 
Slutty Scholar
$10 or more per month
  • Get ALL of the above 
  • AND get a sexy new sticker to put on your car, your sex toy drawer, or an anti-choice politician ;)
  • AND an Instagram story shout out *unless you want to be anonymous*
Slut for Swaggg
$20 or more per month
  • Get ALL of the above
  •  DOUBLE monthly entries into SWAG/ TOY giveaways (valued at at least 50 dollars)
  • ANDDDD call in with a question ON THE PODCAST (can be anonymous, DUH)
Needy Slut
$50 or more per month
  • Get ALL of the above
  • Two times a year call/ advice session with us! *must commit to three months of patronage*
Voyeur Slut
$100 or more per month

EVER WONDER WHAT'S BEHIND THE SCENES?

  • Get ALL of the above
  • AND BE IN THE ROOM OR ON VIDEO CHAT WHILE WE RECORD AN EPISODE 
DADDY Slut
$200 or more per month


  • Get ALL of the above
  • AND choose one of the following:
  •  Either: Take you to a sex shop (avail in NY and LA only) *(IF WE GET WEIRD VIBES FROM YOU THEN WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT DO IT)
  • OR: Be on an episode/ get interviewed by us!
WelCUM!
Have you ever felt judged for your sexual choices or your sexuality? Whether in politics, a parent, or just wearing a short dress, people make assumptions about you, your character, and your ability to be a competent professional human based on who you did last night. Sluts & Scholars is one of Cosmopolitan's "Hot Podcasts to Listen To."

Nicoletta Heidegger is a licensed MFT and sexologist and Simone is an actor-turned-law-student who really likes to talk about sex stuff. Together, we chat with folks from across sexuality, kink and professional spectrums about desire, pleasure, shame, stigma and (of course) bodily functions.

Combining irreverence and expertise, on the docket is anything remotely related to sexual, reproductive and bodily autonomy; from the indigenous menstrual practices of the Hupa Valley tribe, to beauty confidence advice from Dita von Teese, anal sex pro tips from Jessica Drake, and HIV stigma. Flex those brains, cocks and kegels and help these slutty scholars expand their (and your!) horizons.

Recent posts by Nicoletta and Simone

Tiers
Basic Slut
$1 or more per month

Do you love us and want to talk to others about us?! Gain access to the private FB group and some exclusive patron posts and content! But mostly, this one gets you all the gratitude :)

Eager Scholar
$3 or more per month

Do you have attachment anxiety like Nicoletta? This gives you a chance to hear from us more and get little monthly tidbits, advice, musings... slut nuggets. Almost as good as Sid's vegan nuggets...

Sloppy Scholar
$5 or more per month
  • Get access to all of the above 
  • and our once a month BONUS EPISODE, featuring your favorite guests, new guests, and us ! We lovveeee sloppy seconds :) 
Slutty Scholar
$10 or more per month
  • Get ALL of the above 
  • AND get a sexy new sticker to put on your car, your sex toy drawer, or an anti-choice politician ;)
  • AND an Instagram story shout out *unless you want to be anonymous*
Slut for Swaggg
$20 or more per month
  • Get ALL of the above
  •  DOUBLE monthly entries into SWAG/ TOY giveaways (valued at at least 50 dollars)
  • ANDDDD call in with a question ON THE PODCAST (can be anonymous, DUH)
Needy Slut
$50 or more per month
  • Get ALL of the above
  • Two times a year call/ advice session with us! *must commit to three months of patronage*
Voyeur Slut
$100 or more per month

EVER WONDER WHAT'S BEHIND THE SCENES?

  • Get ALL of the above
  • AND BE IN THE ROOM OR ON VIDEO CHAT WHILE WE RECORD AN EPISODE 
DADDY Slut
$200 or more per month


  • Get ALL of the above
  • AND choose one of the following:
  •  Either: Take you to a sex shop (avail in NY and LA only) *(IF WE GET WEIRD VIBES FROM YOU THEN WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT DO IT)
  • OR: Be on an episode/ get interviewed by us!