Spectre Media Group is creating music gear reviews that the manufacturers fucking despise!
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Welcome to my Patreon Page!


Let's face it, the music industry thrives on bullshit.  Whether it's bad gear getting good reviews because people are paid off, or the "auto-tune drum-sample edited-to-death" records shat out by the recording industry, there's an huge, stinking cesspool to wade through these days.

People work hard for their money, and deserve to be told the truth.  And I've made it my mission to deliver exactly that:  the truth.   Nobody should be lied to about a bad piece of gear just so someone can pad their pocketbook.

And for the last three years, I've made three videos a week with this phiolsophy, and it's worked out pretty well.. That is, until Youtube's adpodaclypse.   Because some prudes out there have decided that you shouldn't be able to earn a living if you use words they don't approve of.   THEY have decided what is best for YOU.

Which I think is absolute fucking horeshit.   I'd rather speak to you in day-to-day language that everyone uses.  Not some sanitized "Disney worldview" of what "proper" language is.   I mean seriously... where's the fun in that?

So I'm asking you, the coolest audience in the entire world, for your help.   Help me keep my videos fun, and independently funded.   That way I can keep bringing out the hammer of truth.

Thanks,
Glenn

Tiers
Give a fuck.
$1 or more per month
  • Support the creation of uncut SMG content.   With enough subscribers, I can turn off the YT ads for good.
Give more than a fuck.
$3 or more per month
Early access
  • See my videos a day before the rest of the world!
  • Plus previous reward.
Give a handful of fucks.
$5 or more per month
Exclusive live stream
  • You’re invited to an exclusive live stream with special guests.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
You're In the Fucking Credits!
$10 or more per month
I’ll check out your stuff
  • Send me your mix and I'll review it and provide feedback. (up to three times a year)
  • First on the list for "Merciless Metal Mix Reviews"
  • Plus all previous rewards.
  • I'll put your name in the video description credits for Fearless Gear Reviews & SMG Viewer's Comments!
Fire the fucking idiot in your band
$15 or more per month
  • Can't find the right words?  Let me do it for you!   (I'm a professional)   Maximum 4 band members per year.
  • Plus all previous awards.

Give a lot of fucks.
$20 or more per month
Merchandise
  • I'll send you exclusive merch 2-4 times a year.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
  • Please include your SHIRT SIZE!
Give slightly more than a lot of fucks.
$25 or more per month
  • I'll make sure that 99.9% of your donation does not go to supporting spoiled brats that smash their guitars and want them replaced for free!
  •  Plus all previous rewards.
Give a great deal of fucks!
$35 or more per month
  • You must really love this show.  I'll send you some unique SMG gear
  •  Plus all previous rewards.
Give a shitload of fucks!
$100 or more per month
  •  Autographed "Hammer of Truth" (if it doesn't get confiscated in the mail) 
  • Two autographed posters per year.   
  • And a coffee mug too.
  •  Plus all previous rewards. 
Fucking hell!
$500 or more per month
  •  You'll be credited at the end of every "SMG Viewer's Comments"  as "Executive Producer"   (during  month of donation) 
  •  Plus all previous rewards. 
Fucking amazing!
$1,000 or more per month
  • The big one!  You'll be credited at the end of every "Fearless Gear Review"  as "Executive Producer"   (during  month of donation 
  •  Plus all previous rewards. 
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Patron Sponsored "Fearless Gear Review"  I take a poll and buy the gear based on the review YOU want to see.  Sponsored only by you, I can give you guys the real story without any of the bullshit.
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Welcome to my Patreon Page!


Let's face it, the music industry thrives on bullshit.  Whether it's bad gear getting good reviews because people are paid off, or the "auto-tune drum-sample edited-to-death" records shat out by the recording industry, there's an huge, stinking cesspool to wade through these days.

People work hard for their money, and deserve to be told the truth.  And I've made it my mission to deliver exactly that:  the truth.   Nobody should be lied to about a bad piece of gear just so someone can pad their pocketbook.

And for the last three years, I've made three videos a week with this phiolsophy, and it's worked out pretty well.. That is, until Youtube's adpodaclypse.   Because some prudes out there have decided that you shouldn't be able to earn a living if you use words they don't approve of.   THEY have decided what is best for YOU.

Which I think is absolute fucking horeshit.   I'd rather speak to you in day-to-day language that everyone uses.  Not some sanitized "Disney worldview" of what "proper" language is.   I mean seriously... where's the fun in that?

So I'm asking you, the coolest audience in the entire world, for your help.   Help me keep my videos fun, and independently funded.   That way I can keep bringing out the hammer of truth.

Thanks,
Glenn

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Tiers
Give a fuck.
$1 or more per month
  • Support the creation of uncut SMG content.   With enough subscribers, I can turn off the YT ads for good.
Give more than a fuck.
$3 or more per month
Early access
  • See my videos a day before the rest of the world!
  • Plus previous reward.
Give a handful of fucks.
$5 or more per month
Exclusive live stream
  • You’re invited to an exclusive live stream with special guests.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
You're In the Fucking Credits!
$10 or more per month
I’ll check out your stuff
  • Send me your mix and I'll review it and provide feedback. (up to three times a year)
  • First on the list for "Merciless Metal Mix Reviews"
  • Plus all previous rewards.
  • I'll put your name in the video description credits for Fearless Gear Reviews & SMG Viewer's Comments!
Fire the fucking idiot in your band
$15 or more per month
  • Can't find the right words?  Let me do it for you!   (I'm a professional)   Maximum 4 band members per year.
  • Plus all previous awards.

Give a lot of fucks.
$20 or more per month
Merchandise
  • I'll send you exclusive merch 2-4 times a year.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
  • Please include your SHIRT SIZE!
Give slightly more than a lot of fucks.
$25 or more per month
  • I'll make sure that 99.9% of your donation does not go to supporting spoiled brats that smash their guitars and want them replaced for free!
  •  Plus all previous rewards.
Give a great deal of fucks!
$35 or more per month
  • You must really love this show.  I'll send you some unique SMG gear
  •  Plus all previous rewards.
Give a shitload of fucks!
$100 or more per month
  •  Autographed "Hammer of Truth" (if it doesn't get confiscated in the mail) 
  • Two autographed posters per year.   
  • And a coffee mug too.
  •  Plus all previous rewards. 
Fucking hell!
$500 or more per month
  •  You'll be credited at the end of every "SMG Viewer's Comments"  as "Executive Producer"   (during  month of donation) 
  •  Plus all previous rewards. 
Fucking amazing!
$1,000 or more per month
  • The big one!  You'll be credited at the end of every "Fearless Gear Review"  as "Executive Producer"   (during  month of donation 
  •  Plus all previous rewards.