molly is creating babysitting the city of charlottesville
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do you like amateur legal analysis from someone who learned everything they know about the law from law & order reruns? do you like 150-tweet threads about excruciatingly dull city government proceedings? do you think my dogs are cute as hell & they deserve fancy treats? whatever brought you here, welcome. 

let's be honest, the small college town of charlottesville, virginia is just pawnee, indiana if it were situated directly over a hellmouth. i do my best to attend every city board, commission, and council meeting on the calendar, along with frequent court hearings & trials related to our ongoing nazi problem. i can't claim to be a policy expert, but i'm sometimes the only non-press member of the public in the room. i promise to be accountable to my community, plus my content has way more jokes and snarky comments than the local news coverage.

i'd love to expand my efforts from just meeting livetweets to a full community calendar, with pre- and post- event write-ups about significant meetings, council votes, trials, etc. this is a pipe dream at the moment, as i'm already spending most of my job search time combing through court dockets and sitting in budget hearings. help me babysit this weird fucked up town. 

i can't promise i won't use your donations for gas money to yell at nazis all across the south.
Tiers
parking pal
$2 or more per month
this pays for one hour in the parking garage outside the courthouse! thank you!
friend of otto & buck
$5 or more per month
my dogs, otto & buck, will owe you their undying gratitude and affection. we'll post some pictures of them in outfits & hats.
infuriate a nazi
$10 or more per month
on an episode of his podcast, the crying nazi once said: "speaking of people who should slit their wrists, i wanna give a shout out to one of my new biggest fans: socialistdogmom on twitter. she goes by molly. she shows up at my court dates, she takes notes on things. she’s got a patreon but nobody gives her any money because she’s valueless.”

make a nazi mad, donate some money!

decipherer of my handwriting
$15 or more per month
at this tier, you can see all the notes i take in court - misspellings & bad handwriting and all. see what doesn't make the cut in the threads.
do you like amateur legal analysis from someone who learned everything they know about the law from law & order reruns? do you like 150-tweet threads about excruciatingly dull city government proceedings? do you think my dogs are cute as hell & they deserve fancy treats? whatever brought you here, welcome. 

let's be honest, the small college town of charlottesville, virginia is just pawnee, indiana if it were situated directly over a hellmouth. i do my best to attend every city board, commission, and council meeting on the calendar, along with frequent court hearings & trials related to our ongoing nazi problem. i can't claim to be a policy expert, but i'm sometimes the only non-press member of the public in the room. i promise to be accountable to my community, plus my content has way more jokes and snarky comments than the local news coverage.

i'd love to expand my efforts from just meeting livetweets to a full community calendar, with pre- and post- event write-ups about significant meetings, council votes, trials, etc. this is a pipe dream at the moment, as i'm already spending most of my job search time combing through court dockets and sitting in budget hearings. help me babysit this weird fucked up town. 

i can't promise i won't use your donations for gas money to yell at nazis all across the south.

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Tiers
parking pal
$2 or more per month
this pays for one hour in the parking garage outside the courthouse! thank you!
friend of otto & buck
$5 or more per month
my dogs, otto & buck, will owe you their undying gratitude and affection. we'll post some pictures of them in outfits & hats.
infuriate a nazi
$10 or more per month
on an episode of his podcast, the crying nazi once said: "speaking of people who should slit their wrists, i wanna give a shout out to one of my new biggest fans: socialistdogmom on twitter. she goes by molly. she shows up at my court dates, she takes notes on things. she’s got a patreon but nobody gives her any money because she’s valueless.”

make a nazi mad, donate some money!

decipherer of my handwriting
$15 or more per month
at this tier, you can see all the notes i take in court - misspellings & bad handwriting and all. see what doesn't make the cut in the threads.