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We work hard each week crawling across the internet, reading and watching content no one else will watch. We have been put on the government watch list and we haven't even been able to catch up on the walking dead... seriously I'm on season 3. As a result, we are slowly slipping into insanity living off of Top Ramen and the whiskey that fans send us. But it's not too late! You can still save us by giving us your support. With your help, we plan on increasing our weekly content and adding video to the mix so you can see Brent's OCD and Dave's jaw clench with each Brad interuption. So... if you love us... we hope you love us... please love us... and want to hear and see more, then give us money and in return we may tell you where Tupac Island is.
Tiers
LOYAL SUPPORTER OF THE #SOFAKINGMOVEMENT
$1 or more per month
Get a thank you on the show from Brad, Brent, and Dave in a way that only they can put into words.  We are sure you will get a laugh out of it.
CREDIT YOURSELF AS FEEDING OUR REAL CHILDREN AND DAVES DOGCHILD
$5 or more per month
Along with a creative thank you from Brad, Brent, and Dave and being put on a Government watch list for funding our organization you will also get:
  • Shout out
  • Early access to weekly episodes (Both episodes every Monday)
VOLUNTEER FOR PROJECT SK ULTRA
$10 or more per month
As a volunteer of Project SK Ultra you will be subject to rigorous testing and experiments by which you are agreeing to undergo.  Side effect may include one or more of the following: moments of clarity, paranoia, skepticism, addiction, uncontrollable laughter, spinning shit kicks, Gary Coleman hallucinations, erections lasting long than 4 hours, and useless knowledge. As payment you will also receive the following:
*Please allow 3-4 weeks for shipping.  These Items are made to order.
  • Shout Out
  • Early episodes each week (Both episodes every Monday)
  • Exclusive SK Ultra T-Shirt*
  • SK ULTRA Official Membership Card 
  • Live Video Content
ONLY WE CAN HIDE YOU FROM GARY COLEMAN!
$20 or more per month
Don't be another missing person on the back of a milk carton.  Do they still do that? Don't wait until it's too late.  Along with safe harbor from Scary Gary and you will get:
*Please allow 3-4 weeks for shipping. These Items are made to order.
  • Shout Out
  • Early episodes each week (Both episodes every Monday)
  • Exclusive SK Ultra T-Shirt*
  • Live Video Content
  • Exclusive Merchandise from the Hosts
THIS IS WHERE IT GETS GOODER
$40 or more per month
You are Project SK Ultra's top subject and you have reached supremacy over all other subjects beneath you. At this level of dedication you will get the following:
*Please allow 3-4 weeks for shipping. These Items are made to order. 
** The hotline will record your messages that may be played on the show if worthy.  We will also randomly answer the phone reserving the right to be rude as fuck.  
  • Shout Out
  • Early episodes each week (Both episodes every Monday)
  • Exclusive SK Ultra T-Shirt*
  • Live Video Content
  • Exclusive Merchandise from the Hosts
  • You get access to the SK Ultra Hotline** 
  • Receive a phone call and possibly special videos for birthdays and random holidays
Goals
327 of 1000 patrons
They say you should wake up, go to work, pay your taxes, go to sleep and do it over again the next.  After all you are human, this is normal, there is no secrecy, there is no conspiracy.  But far beyond your covered eyes lies a world of unknowns.  A place thickened by hate and motived by darkness.  A world with vast history that lay uncovered only to those who seek truth.  Those who chose to read between the lines.  Those who follow no book, and leave no stone unturned looking for it.  Welcome to Project 758.  Welcome to the sofa king podcast
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We work hard each week crawling across the internet, reading and watching content no one else will watch. We have been put on the government watch list and we haven't even been able to catch up on the walking dead... seriously I'm on season 3. As a result, we are slowly slipping into insanity living off of Top Ramen and the whiskey that fans send us. But it's not too late! You can still save us by giving us your support. With your help, we plan on increasing our weekly content and adding video to the mix so you can see Brent's OCD and Dave's jaw clench with each Brad interuption. So... if you love us... we hope you love us... please love us... and want to hear and see more, then give us money and in return we may tell you where Tupac Island is.

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Tiers
LOYAL SUPPORTER OF THE #SOFAKINGMOVEMENT
$1 or more per month
Get a thank you on the show from Brad, Brent, and Dave in a way that only they can put into words.  We are sure you will get a laugh out of it.
CREDIT YOURSELF AS FEEDING OUR REAL CHILDREN AND DAVES DOGCHILD
$5 or more per month
Along with a creative thank you from Brad, Brent, and Dave and being put on a Government watch list for funding our organization you will also get:
  • Shout out
  • Early access to weekly episodes (Both episodes every Monday)
VOLUNTEER FOR PROJECT SK ULTRA
$10 or more per month
As a volunteer of Project SK Ultra you will be subject to rigorous testing and experiments by which you are agreeing to undergo.  Side effect may include one or more of the following: moments of clarity, paranoia, skepticism, addiction, uncontrollable laughter, spinning shit kicks, Gary Coleman hallucinations, erections lasting long than 4 hours, and useless knowledge. As payment you will also receive the following:
*Please allow 3-4 weeks for shipping.  These Items are made to order.
  • Shout Out
  • Early episodes each week (Both episodes every Monday)
  • Exclusive SK Ultra T-Shirt*
  • SK ULTRA Official Membership Card 
  • Live Video Content
ONLY WE CAN HIDE YOU FROM GARY COLEMAN!
$20 or more per month
Don't be another missing person on the back of a milk carton.  Do they still do that? Don't wait until it's too late.  Along with safe harbor from Scary Gary and you will get:
*Please allow 3-4 weeks for shipping. These Items are made to order.
  • Shout Out
  • Early episodes each week (Both episodes every Monday)
  • Exclusive SK Ultra T-Shirt*
  • Live Video Content
  • Exclusive Merchandise from the Hosts
THIS IS WHERE IT GETS GOODER
$40 or more per month
You are Project SK Ultra's top subject and you have reached supremacy over all other subjects beneath you. At this level of dedication you will get the following:
*Please allow 3-4 weeks for shipping. These Items are made to order. 
** The hotline will record your messages that may be played on the show if worthy.  We will also randomly answer the phone reserving the right to be rude as fuck.  
  • Shout Out
  • Early episodes each week (Both episodes every Monday)
  • Exclusive SK Ultra T-Shirt*
  • Live Video Content
  • Exclusive Merchandise from the Hosts
  • You get access to the SK Ultra Hotline** 
  • Receive a phone call and possibly special videos for birthdays and random holidays