Square Roots

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You'll get access to our brand-new monthly rotating Square Roots: Versus and Square Roots: Instant Classic podcasts. PLUS an on-show shout out, AND the eternal appreciation of all of our hosts. 

The Square Roots Super Fan

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You'll get access to everything in our lower tier PLUS access to our brand new, cutting edge polling system (ok ok, it's just Patreon's polling system) that allows you, along with our other Super Fans, to pick 2 games per year for Square Roots to cover. We’ll also have extra polls for other Square Roots Versus games throughout the year! You finally get to tell us what to do! Please be gentle.  



About Square Roots

Howdy Square Roots fans!

Since 2016 Jim, John, Vanessa and Matthew have been playing through all of your favorite RPGs one chunkerino at a time and having an absolute blast. From Final Fantasy to Mass Effect and everything in between, Square Roots has been charging through RPGs with no signs of slowing down.

And we're ready to do so much more! But we need your help!

With your patronage (patreonage, patreonocity...?) we'll be able to produce more content, invest in things like better equipment and more games, and maybe someday even get us all in one place to do some live RPG talk! We're ready to take this 'cast to the next level and, with your help, we know we can get there.

What We Offer

Bonus Content:
This is the place for sweet bonus podcasts, for patrons only! We’ve got tons of extra episodes already in the can, and each month will alternate between a new Instant Classic where we review a more recently released game, and a new Square Roots Versus where we take a look at strange, misunderstood, or straight up terrible games!

Better Equipment: So far with the Patreon we’ve purchased new microphones for Jim and Matthew, a new editing computer, games for review, and much more! This helps us pool our resources and get better quality productions out to you!

Better Interaction: With the $5 Square Roots Super Fan level you’ll be one of our Ultra Super Top Tier Patrons that will vote on at least two games a year for the main podcast, plus extra polls for bonus episode content and versus / instant classic contenders!

So, that's our pitch.

We've always loved making this content for our listeners and interacting with our fans and hearing how they love these games as much as we do. It never gets old! We'd like to keep doing this until we're dead - in whatever form we can - and we're all extremely excited to keep growing and growing and creating more and more awesome content for our amazing listeners.

Thanks, friends, for listening and sticking with us. There's lots more awesome stuff to come.

Jim, John, Vanessa & Matthew

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