Squatingdog is creating Video Game Content
23

patrons

$137
per month
My name is Jeremy (Aka Squatingdog),

Ever since I was really young, playing games was always the catalyst to community amongst my friends. To this day I strive to help others curate and strengthen their own communities in various ways. I have used my expertise in graphic design to create content for the game Fortnite Battle Royale. My hope is to create helpful, sexy, and original content consistently for the massive Fortnite community to use, trust and strengthen their own communities. However the amount of work, time, and lack of sleep it take to maintain the frequency of content can cause some stress to competing jobs. Due to the sheer amount of people using my channel as a resource it is hard to keep up! So I am creating a Patreon to see if the community I am striving to help daily would be willing to support me and my family create this content more as a part time job rather than a side hobby! Thank you all for helping me reach a dream I have always had to positively influence the gaming culture! 

I also would love to use your generosity to give back to our community by doing give aways and pouring back into the community that has given me so much!

love,
squat
Tiers
$1 - Common Pistol Teir
$1 or more per month 11 patrons
This would be the equivalent of accidentally dropping 100 bits on a streamer that you spent all day watching the most random ads that somehow, in some way, know exactly what you AREN'T looking for.
Includes Discord rewards
$3 - Common Tac Shotgun Tier
$3 or more per month 2 patrons
This would be the equivalent of avoiding the sour cream & onion Lays that have been calling your name at the vending machine one day a month at work. Don't worry it's just one day.
Includes Discord rewards
$5 - Uncommon Pump Shotgun Tier
$5 or more per month 8 patrons
This would be the equivalent of sacrificing one venti doubleshot, three pump white mocha, two pump cinnamon dulce, extra hot, light foam, half almond milk, half soy milk, upside down latte, no whip, with out a judgmental tween barista giving you the side eye for your bougie coffee order a month.
Includes Discord rewards
$25 - Rare Assault Rifle Tier
$25 or more per month 4 patrons
Personally, this is the equivalent of a co-pay visit to the doctor where you go in they look at everything *cough cough* then send you on your way while charging you $25 bucks. An patreon a month keeps the doctor away? Nah, you should go to the doctor, unless they rip you off, then maybe don't.
Includes Discord rewards
$50 - Epic Sniper Rifle Tier
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
This is the equivalent of adding a line on your ever-so-growing cell phone bill. I mean how many people do we have on this so called "family plan"? Greg, your x-girlfriend has to go. It's been a while since she has payed and I want to put squatingdog on the line now.
Includes Discord rewards
$100 - Legendary SCAR Tier
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
A hundred dollars could purchase you a whole bunch of amazing technology. Kindles, wireless headphones, echo dots, and plenty of other "life saving" tech. Well if you honestly want to watch your kindle turn into a coffee coaster, misplace you left head bud for the 20th time, and have Alexa accidentally tune in at the most inappropriate times... then you have sold me on your purchases.
Includes Discord rewards
$500 - Legendary Rocket Launcher Tier
$500 or more per month 0 patrons
You are getting real close to being ridiculous my friend. This is a good chunk of change... and I just wanted to affirm you on your discipline for not purchasing the following: an annoying Chihuahua, a few standup paddle boards you will use only once, a special toilet that warms your butt, owing one to many motor vehicles, having an unruly fashion sense, and the cost & process it takes domesticating a raccoon.


Honestly though, you are unreal, and I am in awe.

Includes Discord rewards
The, wait for it, $1000 - GOLDEN LLAMA TIER
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
There is no real good reason why you should give me a thousand dollars a month. Honestly, what are you thinking? You are literally paying for half of our rent. I would spend a good chunk of the day fantasizing to myself about, Who you are? What do you do? Why are you so generous? Should I name my first born after you?
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$137 of $500 per month
This goal is just to be set to show my family that I can do this as a content creator and grind as hard as possible to provide my best for them.
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My name is Jeremy (Aka Squatingdog),

Ever since I was really young, playing games was always the catalyst to community amongst my friends. To this day I strive to help others curate and strengthen their own communities in various ways. I have used my expertise in graphic design to create content for the game Fortnite Battle Royale. My hope is to create helpful, sexy, and original content consistently for the massive Fortnite community to use, trust and strengthen their own communities. However the amount of work, time, and lack of sleep it take to maintain the frequency of content can cause some stress to competing jobs. Due to the sheer amount of people using my channel as a resource it is hard to keep up! So I am creating a Patreon to see if the community I am striving to help daily would be willing to support me and my family create this content more as a part time job rather than a side hobby! Thank you all for helping me reach a dream I have always had to positively influence the gaming culture! 

I also would love to use your generosity to give back to our community by doing give aways and pouring back into the community that has given me so much!

love,
squat

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Tiers
$1 - Common Pistol Teir
$1 or more per month 11 patrons
This would be the equivalent of accidentally dropping 100 bits on a streamer that you spent all day watching the most random ads that somehow, in some way, know exactly what you AREN'T looking for.
Includes Discord rewards
$3 - Common Tac Shotgun Tier
$3 or more per month 2 patrons
This would be the equivalent of avoiding the sour cream & onion Lays that have been calling your name at the vending machine one day a month at work. Don't worry it's just one day.
Includes Discord rewards
$5 - Uncommon Pump Shotgun Tier
$5 or more per month 8 patrons
This would be the equivalent of sacrificing one venti doubleshot, three pump white mocha, two pump cinnamon dulce, extra hot, light foam, half almond milk, half soy milk, upside down latte, no whip, with out a judgmental tween barista giving you the side eye for your bougie coffee order a month.
Includes Discord rewards
$25 - Rare Assault Rifle Tier
$25 or more per month 4 patrons
Personally, this is the equivalent of a co-pay visit to the doctor where you go in they look at everything *cough cough* then send you on your way while charging you $25 bucks. An patreon a month keeps the doctor away? Nah, you should go to the doctor, unless they rip you off, then maybe don't.
Includes Discord rewards
$50 - Epic Sniper Rifle Tier
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
This is the equivalent of adding a line on your ever-so-growing cell phone bill. I mean how many people do we have on this so called "family plan"? Greg, your x-girlfriend has to go. It's been a while since she has payed and I want to put squatingdog on the line now.
Includes Discord rewards
$100 - Legendary SCAR Tier
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
A hundred dollars could purchase you a whole bunch of amazing technology. Kindles, wireless headphones, echo dots, and plenty of other "life saving" tech. Well if you honestly want to watch your kindle turn into a coffee coaster, misplace you left head bud for the 20th time, and have Alexa accidentally tune in at the most inappropriate times... then you have sold me on your purchases.
Includes Discord rewards
$500 - Legendary Rocket Launcher Tier
$500 or more per month 0 patrons
You are getting real close to being ridiculous my friend. This is a good chunk of change... and I just wanted to affirm you on your discipline for not purchasing the following: an annoying Chihuahua, a few standup paddle boards you will use only once, a special toilet that warms your butt, owing one to many motor vehicles, having an unruly fashion sense, and the cost & process it takes domesticating a raccoon.


Honestly though, you are unreal, and I am in awe.

Includes Discord rewards
The, wait for it, $1000 - GOLDEN LLAMA TIER
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
There is no real good reason why you should give me a thousand dollars a month. Honestly, what are you thinking? You are literally paying for half of our rent. I would spend a good chunk of the day fantasizing to myself about, Who you are? What do you do? Why are you so generous? Should I name my first born after you?
Includes Discord rewards