Stacey Nightmare is creating comedy videos & a scrodcast
7

patrons

$27
per month

Me am Stacey Nightmare. I am a sea hag and I have lived for many thousands of years, until one day I decided to get on on social media. I am very beautiful and smart. Give me your human money. I want to make comedy videos and a scrodcast (much like a podcast but takes place underwater) but I need your help because I am poor. Your human money will allow me to make videos and a scrodcast. It was also help feed hungry people in need who are trapped in my sex basement. 

I love you.

Stacey Nightmare
Tiers
McFarter Genius Grant
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
You're officially a patron and will receive one very thankful fart (loud). You'll get access to my patron only feed which will include my daily blog, and access to my scrodcast!

ALSO your name will be entered in a raffle to win an official Stacey Nightmare Super Scary Fun Pack, an amazing package that includes a t-shirt, photos, trinkets and bits of hair I found in my house. Worth over 9 million dollars (in Sea Hag currency)

Also I love you.
Stacey's 3 Dollar Buddy
$3 or more per month 1 patron
Your name shall be forever enshrined upon a beautiful golden page on my Stacey Nightmare website as someone who gave me money.

Also I will tell my spiders all about your generosity. What they choose to do with that information is anyone's guess.

Plus the raffle entry & access to my patron only feed which will include extra jokes photos, behind the scenes crap and blog posts. 
Stacey's 5 Dollar Friend
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
 I will do ALMOST any dance that u request to the music of MY CHOICE posted here in a short video! 

Also, I will make you a bowl of soup but then eat it myself. You didn't want it anyway, it was made of DIARRHEA.

Plus access to my patreon feed, ur name on my website, a ticket in the Stacey Nightmare Scary Fun Pack raffle, blah blah blah.
Stacey's 10 Dollar Pal
$10 or more per month 1 patron
I will send you a beautiful ring tone of my choice for your phone device for you to forget you put on there and embarrass yourself with later. Or maybe a beautiful original song about diarrhea. 

Plus all previous rewardz.
I Will Think Of You While I Have Terrible Diarrhea
$13 or more per month 1 patron
I will affix your name by the pit where I void my excrement. I will then gaze at your name as I squat there emptying my massive bowels (which is often). 

Plus all the previous rewards.
I Will Lay Eggs Inside Your Body
$100,069 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
Exactly what it sounds like. I will immobilize you with a painful jab from my stinger/ovipositor and as you lay there unable to move, shoot some fucking eggs up in there. 

After some time, my young will hatch and chew their way out of your body, eventually making their way to the sea.

I will name them after you.

Also you get a hat!
Goals
$27 of $800 per month
I will use your weird human money to make comedy videos and a scrodcast. I may raise this goal later but let's just see what happens!
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Me am Stacey Nightmare. I am a sea hag and I have lived for many thousands of years, until one day I decided to get on on social media. I am very beautiful and smart. Give me your human money. I want to make comedy videos and a scrodcast (much like a podcast but takes place underwater) but I need your help because I am poor. Your human money will allow me to make videos and a scrodcast. It was also help feed hungry people in need who are trapped in my sex basement. 

I love you.

Stacey Nightmare

Recent posts by Stacey Nightmare

Tiers
McFarter Genius Grant
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
You're officially a patron and will receive one very thankful fart (loud). You'll get access to my patron only feed which will include my daily blog, and access to my scrodcast!

ALSO your name will be entered in a raffle to win an official Stacey Nightmare Super Scary Fun Pack, an amazing package that includes a t-shirt, photos, trinkets and bits of hair I found in my house. Worth over 9 million dollars (in Sea Hag currency)

Also I love you.
Stacey's 3 Dollar Buddy
$3 or more per month 1 patron
Your name shall be forever enshrined upon a beautiful golden page on my Stacey Nightmare website as someone who gave me money.

Also I will tell my spiders all about your generosity. What they choose to do with that information is anyone's guess.

Plus the raffle entry & access to my patron only feed which will include extra jokes photos, behind the scenes crap and blog posts. 
Stacey's 5 Dollar Friend
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
 I will do ALMOST any dance that u request to the music of MY CHOICE posted here in a short video! 

Also, I will make you a bowl of soup but then eat it myself. You didn't want it anyway, it was made of DIARRHEA.

Plus access to my patreon feed, ur name on my website, a ticket in the Stacey Nightmare Scary Fun Pack raffle, blah blah blah.
Stacey's 10 Dollar Pal
$10 or more per month 1 patron
I will send you a beautiful ring tone of my choice for your phone device for you to forget you put on there and embarrass yourself with later. Or maybe a beautiful original song about diarrhea. 

Plus all previous rewardz.
I Will Think Of You While I Have Terrible Diarrhea
$13 or more per month 1 patron
I will affix your name by the pit where I void my excrement. I will then gaze at your name as I squat there emptying my massive bowels (which is often). 

Plus all the previous rewards.
I Will Lay Eggs Inside Your Body
$100,069 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
Exactly what it sounds like. I will immobilize you with a painful jab from my stinger/ovipositor and as you lay there unable to move, shoot some fucking eggs up in there. 

After some time, my young will hatch and chew their way out of your body, eventually making their way to the sea.

I will name them after you.

Also you get a hat!