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Half Blood McDuck

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This is the equivalent to a solid head nod when you pass us in the hallway. Your way of saying "I see you." And for that, we owe you our eternal thanks. You are very cool. Leather jacket and friggin sunglasses and shit. And yeah, you get access to TOP 10 FILMS too. Bam. 

Full Blood McDuck

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 You'll get access to TOP 10 FILMS, special Expresodes (mini-eps that are too awesome for regs McDucks), as well as other exclusive content. We love all McDucks but FULL BLOOD MCDUCKS? ... that's family right there.

Bloodhound McDuck Hybrid

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OH OK, IT'S LIKE THAT?! You are not playing around and I dig it. You eat Full Blood McDucks for brunch with a side of ranch! You're gonna get everything they get PLUS Sean will massage you at 4am every Friday!



About Success Express

What's up, McDucks?! 

Each week, we work to bring you steaming hot financial tips, decadent songs, world-class guests and diamond encrusted commercials. 

The show will always be free to the public. But extra financial support means we'll have the ability to create more stuff and take this show on the road. 

Right now we've got the wildly important podcast TOP 10 FILMS available only for our Patrons! So hop in, the films are warm! 

Our merch store is here if you want a Cornk Aid shirt!
Thank you! We love you all! 

-Ethan The Crispy Crust Cacastink, Eric The Wauby Sauby Papi The Mindfreak of Finance BingBongFuck, Seany Moose the Goose is Loose in the Studio Tracy and Lookee Lucas the new Producas.

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