Superduperstitious

is creating a comedy podcast about the science of the paranormal

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patrons
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Tiers
Pukwudgies
$1 or more per month

You're a magical and slightly nefarious being. 


We thank you for helping support the show. Seriously, thanks!


You will receive:

The ongoing chance to be assessed by our arcane computer (specifically, its Patron Appreciation Neural Dive for Evaluation of Risk function). Every episode, we'll randomly select a couple of patrons, hook our brains up to the mainframe, and then methodically determine which cryptid you should each personally be on the lookout for.

The Phantom of the Chicagos
$5 or more per month

You haunt the night; you may or may not be a giant humanoid bat, but you are definitely flesh-like. 


You will receive:

All of the above, and

Access to the Patron-only newsfeed, where we'll post video updates on all things Superduperstitious, and

Special access to curated outtakes from the previous month's episodes! Laugh in horror and glee at our stumbling and shambling efforts to talk good, and perhaps even find yourself impressed that we complete a single episode!

Spring-heeled Jacks
$10 or more per month

You leaped to our support and now we're jumping for joy! 


You will receive:

All of the above, and

Access to  bonus minisodes (two per month), in which we cover some of our favorite stories and creatures that just don't quite fill a normal ep's worth of time  AND

✔ The privilege of becoming one of the few GLossy Ultra-Groovy SUperduperstitious sticker Club Kids (GLUGSUCKs)*

*You will receive a new, limited-edition** sticker every three months (FOUR stickers a year!)

**The sticker design will run for three months and then NEVER BE OFFERED AGAIN PROBABLY

Ashtar Command
$25 or more per month

You're full of positive chi and we're vibrating at your frequency. 


You will receive:

All of the above, and

✔ You join us as beings of the Cetus (Whale) constellation, connected with the 6D+ Whale and Dolphin beings of Sirius C origin; and come with the message that, with the Leonine Beings, we will create and hold the ‘Sound Frame’ around/within Gaia, integrally fused with the chi/light flows of the planetary grid, and ask humanity to open their hearts and connect with us now. At the 3D reflected level, think of a blending of a cat’s purr and the singing of whales, and feel this in your heart and soul. AND

Superduperstitious swag! A t-shirt? A hoodie? A monogrammed orgone generator? You'll get one free item of your choosing from our store, and a lifetime 40% discount toward any additional merch.

Buying Friends
$1,000 or more per month

You are really, really into this show or are our parents. Thanks.

You will receive:

All of the above, plus

Our actual friendship. No jokes. For real. We will actually hang out with you if you're around (no promises) and

An entire episode in your honor, describing all the ways in which you are good. And

We buy you a beer!

Tiers
Pukwudgies
$1 or more per month

You're a magical and slightly nefarious being. 


We thank you for helping support the show. Seriously, thanks!


You will receive:

The ongoing chance to be assessed by our arcane computer (specifically, its Patron Appreciation Neural Dive for Evaluation of Risk function). Every episode, we'll randomly select a couple of patrons, hook our brains up to the mainframe, and then methodically determine which cryptid you should each personally be on the lookout for.

The Phantom of the Chicagos
$5 or more per month

You haunt the night; you may or may not be a giant humanoid bat, but you are definitely flesh-like. 


You will receive:

All of the above, and

Access to the Patron-only newsfeed, where we'll post video updates on all things Superduperstitious, and

Special access to curated outtakes from the previous month's episodes! Laugh in horror and glee at our stumbling and shambling efforts to talk good, and perhaps even find yourself impressed that we complete a single episode!

Spring-heeled Jacks
$10 or more per month

You leaped to our support and now we're jumping for joy! 


You will receive:

All of the above, and

Access to  bonus minisodes (two per month), in which we cover some of our favorite stories and creatures that just don't quite fill a normal ep's worth of time  AND

✔ The privilege of becoming one of the few GLossy Ultra-Groovy SUperduperstitious sticker Club Kids (GLUGSUCKs)*

*You will receive a new, limited-edition** sticker every three months (FOUR stickers a year!)

**The sticker design will run for three months and then NEVER BE OFFERED AGAIN PROBABLY

Ashtar Command
$25 or more per month

You're full of positive chi and we're vibrating at your frequency. 


You will receive:

All of the above, and

✔ You join us as beings of the Cetus (Whale) constellation, connected with the 6D+ Whale and Dolphin beings of Sirius C origin; and come with the message that, with the Leonine Beings, we will create and hold the ‘Sound Frame’ around/within Gaia, integrally fused with the chi/light flows of the planetary grid, and ask humanity to open their hearts and connect with us now. At the 3D reflected level, think of a blending of a cat’s purr and the singing of whales, and feel this in your heart and soul. AND

Superduperstitious swag! A t-shirt? A hoodie? A monogrammed orgone generator? You'll get one free item of your choosing from our store, and a lifetime 40% discount toward any additional merch.

Buying Friends
$1,000 or more per month

You are really, really into this show or are our parents. Thanks.

You will receive:

All of the above, plus

Our actual friendship. No jokes. For real. We will actually hang out with you if you're around (no promises) and

An entire episode in your honor, describing all the ways in which you are good. And

We buy you a beer!