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If you are here you probably follow me on TikTok.  This site has my regular news of the day segment as well as blooper reels, unfiltered full length rants over TikTok's 59 second limit. As well as standup sets,  Sylus 2020 theater shows and so much more.  Thank you so much for your support! Life is short, so Laugh!
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