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Cheese Dude

$2
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"Hey," you're thinking, "That episode was pretty good, one of them even had a thought!  That seems worth two dollars."  Well it probably isn't, but you can still give us two dollars!  We appreciate it when that happens. Obviously that gets you the System Mastery bonus episodes, but soon it'll do even more! It'll unlock add free versions of all the main episodes, right here on your own custom RSS feed. Good stuff!

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Almost All the Bonus Content

$4
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The Star Wars fan favorite tier, at the almost all the bonus content level you'll receive... actually about half the bonus content, I should probably change that name. Anyway, at this range you get access to both the System Mastery bonus episodes AND the ad-free main episodes, plus now you get the Expanded Expounded Universe Star Wars stuff that really ramps out your bonus content intake (It's weekly! Four extra episodes a month!)

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Afterthought Cheese Dude Pro

$10
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Okay so now you're looking at a range that would be entry level for a lot of other podcast Patreons. And yet in our house this is the last tier that unlocks episodes, unlocking all of them. Once you're in at 10, you're getting everything ad-free. You're getting the System Mastery bonus content and the Expanded Expounded Universe bonus content. And now you're also getting TV Mastery, our Movie Mastery companion show that uses a loose seasonal rotation to look at weird TV history, and our Afterthought fan QA monthly podcast where things just get really loose and weird. Join us, won't you?

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Ultra Cheese Dude

Limited (24 of 50 remaining)

$20
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I'll make a note of when you start at this level.  After 5 consecutive paid episodes, we'll be happy to read a prepared note from you on the show.  We'll introduce it as such, but you can honestly say whatever horrible thing you want.  Advertise for something, make us look bad, have us deliver a long praising soliloquy about Pathfinder, as long as it's under 500 words and it follows general rules of human decency (literally just don't be racist, sexist, homophobic, that sort of stuff), we'll put your crazy right on the air.

Note that after your 5th consecutive donation, you can always drop right out of this level and down to something reasonable.  We totally don't mind.
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Ultra Platinum Extreme

Limited (2 of 2 remaining)

$2,000
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At this tier we'll let you pick some of the movies and books we review each year, I guess.  Like say... 2 of each, not counting Expounded Universe books.  Also you can come hang out with us and Jef will cook you a tasty chicken dinner, while Jon entertains you with ... a vodka drink?  And you'll get a purple name in our Discord, which will be limited to only two people ever.  Finally, you will be mentioned by name or alias in every episode we do as long as you're at this tier.
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Ray Liotta Memorial Tier

Limited (1 of 1 remaining)

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This tier was reserved for Ray Liotta. Sadly he never got around to loving RPGs, getting interested in the weird aspects of them, and finding our show, but we're leaving this here for him anyway.
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Cheese Dude

$2
/ month
Join

"Hey," you're thinking, "That episode was pretty good, one of them even had a thought!  That seems worth two dollars."  Well it probably isn't, but you can still give us two dollars!  We appreciate it when that happens. Obviously that gets you the System Mastery bonus episodes, but soon it'll do even more! It'll unlock add free versions of all the main episodes, right here on your own custom RSS feed. Good stuff!

Includes Discord benefits

Almost All the Bonus Content

$4
/ month
Join

The Star Wars fan favorite tier, at the almost all the bonus content level you'll receive... actually about half the bonus content, I should probably change that name. Anyway, at this range you get access to both the System Mastery bonus episodes AND the ad-free main episodes, plus now you get the Expanded Expounded Universe Star Wars stuff that really ramps out your bonus content intake (It's weekly! Four extra episodes a month!)

Includes Discord benefits
MOST POPULAR

Afterthought Cheese Dude Pro

$10
/ month
Join

Okay so now you're looking at a range that would be entry level for a lot of other podcast Patreons. And yet in our house this is the last tier that unlocks episodes, unlocking all of them. Once you're in at 10, you're getting everything ad-free. You're getting the System Mastery bonus content and the Expanded Expounded Universe bonus content. And now you're also getting TV Mastery, our Movie Mastery companion show that uses a loose seasonal rotation to look at weird TV history, and our Afterthought fan QA monthly podcast where things just get really loose and weird. Join us, won't you?

Includes Discord benefits

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