The Taibreakers are creating Let's Play Videos on Youtube!
1

patron

$9
per month
I asked Tai to write the bio and this is what happened:
*long pause*
*giggles*
Can we say "Penis"?

This is about the level of depth and maturity that you can expect from us -- if you're looking for a carefree way to spend 20 minutes and you want to listen to two nerds make fun of each other and everything else in the world while playing the video games that you love, you're in the right place!

Our names are Tai and Elle. We call our channel the Taibreakers but, actually the Taibreakers are you! We're always competing--the two of us--and we can never agree on anything. We'll never settle on a game to play unless you help us pick! Every Saturday at 9am we upload new episodes, and each time you'll be able to take a look at which games we are fighting over and make the Tai-breaking vote! If you don't want to be bothered to follow the story every Saturday you can also watch us on Wednesdays where we upload much more casual "one-off" episodes - basically whatever we felt like playing that week - Maybe it's an indie, maybe it's a gem from gaming history - you never know what you'll get! Kind of like Craigslist - you never know if you'll get a one-night stand or one night stand!

Also, don't worry, it's not all dick jokes and puns with us. I mean, it's a LOT of puns... you should be VERY prepared for puns. But when we aren't doling out the punishments we like to talk about what's going on in the gaming industry, what games you should be looking forward to, and sometimes Elle puts on her gaming-history hat and gives semi-trustworthy information about how video games got to be so awesome. 

Tiers
Little Buster
$2 or more per month 0 patrons

You're just a little busty - no, no, get your mind outta the gutter - we mean you're a scrappy little go-getter that helps us beat out the competition. Every month we will dedicate a meme to you on one of our social media platforms (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram). 


Additionally, you'll get an EXTRA VOTE for the next Taibreaker game. You'll personally be able to watch how Patrons edge out the competition. 

Chunky Buster
$5 or more per month 0 patrons

You'll get to hear our jokes early enough to steal them and claim them as your own with 24-hour early access to every episode! While everybody else is watching hazily on Saturday morning with flecks of Cap'n Crunch stuck to their mandible and milk stains on their nighty, you'll kick your feet up on Friday night with a Kigu and pepperoni pizza. Hmm... maybe that's just us.


In between episodes you can pop into the Taibreaker Discord Text Server and share memes, art, music or whatever else pops into your mind with us! Spoiler alert... there are some additional collaborators poking around in our Discord server. Think of it like Super Smash Brothers... the more you hang around with us (Eh, the more you pay us) the closer you'll get to finding out who they are and why they are there! Just look for the Collaborator tag on Discord. But watch out for ThingWithHat... he bites. 


Tier 1 unlocked!

 

Includes Discord rewards
Hefty Buster
$10 or more per month 1 patron

You know you get to vote on our Mainstay series on Saturdays, but who chooses what we do on one-off Wednesdays? Now you do! You'll get access to Patron-only polls that help us choose what to play next! 


You'll also get access to our blooper reels, which, let me just plug these for a minute... we are basically the living embodiment of a blooper. When we edit a video, we usually have more content for bloopers than the actual video. I'm not sayin' we're proud of that, but it is what it is. 


Plus, everything else in Tier 1 and 2!

 

Includes Discord rewards
Busty Buster
$25 or more per month 0 patrons

An Exclusive invite to our Streamers Lounge on Discord! Once a month we'll pop in and you can chat with us in real-time! We'll savor our new-found friendship so much that we'll memorialize you in one of our games by naming something after you! Maybe a character, maybe a town, maybe a Velociraptor in Jurassic World Evolution... maybe you'll get to pick! (Please not Boaty McBoat-Face). 


Everything else in Tiers 1, 2 and 3!

 

Includes Discord rewards
Tai-Banker
$50 or more per month 0 patrons

Daaaamn you're bank-rolling this gig! This tier is all about unmasking the Taibreakers. What kind of charming faces lurk behind those screens? Actually, it's pretty much just Tai who is charming. Elle lives in a bog but she's promised to venture out once a month for a two hour livestream Q&A. If that weren't revealing enough, we'll start making a special video series JUST FOR YOU! "Untying the Taibreakers" See what we really do when the camera is off... NO WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HAVING YOUR MIND IN THE GUTTER. 


Everything else in Tiers 1, 2, 3 and 4!

 

Includes Discord rewards
Tai-Anchor
$75 or more per month 0 patrons

 Well jeez, you're basically the anchor that keeps us going! In addition to every other reward so far, we'll start a whole new Let's Play Series just for Patrons in this Tier! That's not just a one-time or a monthly thing - you'll be getting new episodes weekly, just like our mainstay series on Youtube! Not only that but you'll get a person phone call from both Tai and Elle on your birthday (or any occasion you choose).

Includes Discord rewards
Star-Breaker!
$100 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons

Okay fine if you're just gonna throw money at us, let's just make it official. Since you're basically one of us now, I guess you'll just have to get on Discord with us and guest-star in one of our streams! Yep, you read that right - you'll get an exclusive invite and honorary role in our Discord server one night a month to play games with us! Not only that but you'll get all the other crazy things we've promised to every other Patron! Only five lucky fans will be able to access this Tier for now. We'd love to add more in the future!

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$9 of $10 per month
It's always been our goal to launch a Twitch channel alongside Youtube but we need to justify juuuuust a little bit!
1 of 2
I asked Tai to write the bio and this is what happened:
*long pause*
*giggles*
Can we say "Penis"?

This is about the level of depth and maturity that you can expect from us -- if you're looking for a carefree way to spend 20 minutes and you want to listen to two nerds make fun of each other and everything else in the world while playing the video games that you love, you're in the right place!

Our names are Tai and Elle. We call our channel the Taibreakers but, actually the Taibreakers are you! We're always competing--the two of us--and we can never agree on anything. We'll never settle on a game to play unless you help us pick! Every Saturday at 9am we upload new episodes, and each time you'll be able to take a look at which games we are fighting over and make the Tai-breaking vote! If you don't want to be bothered to follow the story every Saturday you can also watch us on Wednesdays where we upload much more casual "one-off" episodes - basically whatever we felt like playing that week - Maybe it's an indie, maybe it's a gem from gaming history - you never know what you'll get! Kind of like Craigslist - you never know if you'll get a one-night stand or one night stand!

Also, don't worry, it's not all dick jokes and puns with us. I mean, it's a LOT of puns... you should be VERY prepared for puns. But when we aren't doling out the punishments we like to talk about what's going on in the gaming industry, what games you should be looking forward to, and sometimes Elle puts on her gaming-history hat and gives semi-trustworthy information about how video games got to be so awesome. 

Recent posts by The Taibreakers

Tiers
Little Buster
$2 or more per month 0 patrons

You're just a little busty - no, no, get your mind outta the gutter - we mean you're a scrappy little go-getter that helps us beat out the competition. Every month we will dedicate a meme to you on one of our social media platforms (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram). 


Additionally, you'll get an EXTRA VOTE for the next Taibreaker game. You'll personally be able to watch how Patrons edge out the competition. 

Chunky Buster
$5 or more per month 0 patrons

You'll get to hear our jokes early enough to steal them and claim them as your own with 24-hour early access to every episode! While everybody else is watching hazily on Saturday morning with flecks of Cap'n Crunch stuck to their mandible and milk stains on their nighty, you'll kick your feet up on Friday night with a Kigu and pepperoni pizza. Hmm... maybe that's just us.


In between episodes you can pop into the Taibreaker Discord Text Server and share memes, art, music or whatever else pops into your mind with us! Spoiler alert... there are some additional collaborators poking around in our Discord server. Think of it like Super Smash Brothers... the more you hang around with us (Eh, the more you pay us) the closer you'll get to finding out who they are and why they are there! Just look for the Collaborator tag on Discord. But watch out for ThingWithHat... he bites. 


Tier 1 unlocked!

 

Includes Discord rewards
Hefty Buster
$10 or more per month 1 patron

You know you get to vote on our Mainstay series on Saturdays, but who chooses what we do on one-off Wednesdays? Now you do! You'll get access to Patron-only polls that help us choose what to play next! 


You'll also get access to our blooper reels, which, let me just plug these for a minute... we are basically the living embodiment of a blooper. When we edit a video, we usually have more content for bloopers than the actual video. I'm not sayin' we're proud of that, but it is what it is. 


Plus, everything else in Tier 1 and 2!

 

Includes Discord rewards
Busty Buster
$25 or more per month 0 patrons

An Exclusive invite to our Streamers Lounge on Discord! Once a month we'll pop in and you can chat with us in real-time! We'll savor our new-found friendship so much that we'll memorialize you in one of our games by naming something after you! Maybe a character, maybe a town, maybe a Velociraptor in Jurassic World Evolution... maybe you'll get to pick! (Please not Boaty McBoat-Face). 


Everything else in Tiers 1, 2 and 3!

 

Includes Discord rewards
Tai-Banker
$50 or more per month 0 patrons

Daaaamn you're bank-rolling this gig! This tier is all about unmasking the Taibreakers. What kind of charming faces lurk behind those screens? Actually, it's pretty much just Tai who is charming. Elle lives in a bog but she's promised to venture out once a month for a two hour livestream Q&A. If that weren't revealing enough, we'll start making a special video series JUST FOR YOU! "Untying the Taibreakers" See what we really do when the camera is off... NO WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HAVING YOUR MIND IN THE GUTTER. 


Everything else in Tiers 1, 2, 3 and 4!

 

Includes Discord rewards
Tai-Anchor
$75 or more per month 0 patrons

 Well jeez, you're basically the anchor that keeps us going! In addition to every other reward so far, we'll start a whole new Let's Play Series just for Patrons in this Tier! That's not just a one-time or a monthly thing - you'll be getting new episodes weekly, just like our mainstay series on Youtube! Not only that but you'll get a person phone call from both Tai and Elle on your birthday (or any occasion you choose).

Includes Discord rewards
Star-Breaker!
$100 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons

Okay fine if you're just gonna throw money at us, let's just make it official. Since you're basically one of us now, I guess you'll just have to get on Discord with us and guest-star in one of our streams! Yep, you read that right - you'll get an exclusive invite and honorary role in our Discord server one night a month to play games with us! Not only that but you'll get all the other crazy things we've promised to every other Patron! Only five lucky fans will be able to access this Tier for now. We'd love to add more in the future!

Includes Discord rewards