TED HANKY

is creating podcasts, videos, live comedy and events

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Official Supporter

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$4.50
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Support
This option is to show your general support for the podcast and all the other crap I do.
A lot of time and writing goes into each podcast episode. A podcast episode can take between 4 to 6 hours to record, edit, upload, and promote.

If you enjoy the show please show your support. It will always be FREE and weekly.

Meet Ted
You will receive 20% discount off the ticket price to Ted & Mala's Christmas drinks night held in a pub in Stockton or Middlesbrough TBC. This will be a 1 hour Q & A meeting. VIP Thornaby Scuttler members and All-access fans can attend this for free.
Only applicable if your monthly membership is still active at the time of the event.

Free Gift
After 2 months membership you will receive an exclusive autographed Ted Hanky mug
  • General Support
  • Discounted tickets to Ted & Mala's LIVE Xmas Q&A
  • FREE Autographed Ted Mug

All-access fan

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$7.50
per month
Support
Show your general support for the podcast.
A lot of time and writing goes into each episode. A podcast episode can take between 4 to 6 hours to record, edit, upload, and promote.

Perks
You will gain access to the latest podcast episode at least 6 hours before it is released to the general public.

You will get exclusive access to view new video material and give feedback before it is released to the wider public

Meet Ted
You will be receive 50% off the ticket price to join Ted and Mala for their live Q&A Christmas show held in a pub in Stockton or Middlesbrough (TBC). This will be a 1 hour Q & A.
If you upgrade to the Thornaby Scuttler VIP membership you can attend this event for FREE. 
Only applicable if your monthly membership is still active at the time of the event.

You will be invited to a quarterly live online Q&A Zoom with Ted in February, May, and August along with all other All-access fans and VIP Scuttler Members.

You will receive first option on gig tickets 24 hours before general release (NB: only gigs produced by Ted Hanky - not other promoter nights Ted may be appearing on)

Free Gift
After 2 months you will receive an exclusive autographed Ted Hanky mug plus 4 superb pin badges
  • Discounted tickets to Ted & Mala's LIVE Xmas Q&A
  • Live online Q&A with Ted
  • Exclusive content
  • FREE Autographed Ted Mug
  • Early access to tickets for live Ted events
  • General Support
  • Early access to podcast episodes

VIP Thornaby Scuttler

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$14.50
per month
Support
Show your general support for the podcast and also become an exclusive member of the Thornaby Scuttlers.

Perks
You will gain access to the latest podcast episode at least 6 hours before it is released to the general public.

You will get exclusive access to view new video material and give feedback before it is released to the wider public

Meet Ted
You will be invited to Ted & Mala's Christmas drinks night in a pub in Stockton or Middlesbrough. This will be a 1 hour private Q & A meeting exclusively FREE to VIP Thornaby Scuttler members and discounted to all other members. 
Only applicable if your monthly membership is still active at the time of the event.

You will receive first option to buy gig tickets 24 hours before general release
(NB: only gigs produced by Ted Hanky - not other promoter nights Ted may be appearing on)

You will be invited to a quarterly live online Q&A Zoom with Ted in February, May, and August along with all other VIP Scuttler Members and All-access Fans.

Free Gifts
  • After one month of membership you can receive a personalised video message every 12 months on a date that suits you. This could be a birthday message to yourself, a loved one, a congratulatory message for newly weds, a well done on passing your exams message ... the choice is yours.
  • After one month membership you will receive an exclusive autographed Ted mug plus 4 superb pin badges
  • After three months membership you will receive an official Thornaby Scuttlers T-Shirt
  • After 6 months membership you will receive a 'Make Boro Great Again' baseball cap.
  • After 12 months membership you will receive an exclusive 'TOP FLANGE' or 'FLANGE MAGNET' T-Shirt.
  • After 12 months membership you can have 2 personalised video's per year plus a whole range of new choices regarding merchandise. 

  • Early access to podcast episodes
  • Discounted tickets to Ted & Mala's LIVE Xmas Q&A
  • FREE Exclusive 'Top Flange' or 'Flange Magnet' T-Shirt after 12 months membership
  • FREE 'Make Boro Great Again' baseball cap
  • FREE Thornaby Scuttler's T-Shirt
  • FREE Autographed Ted Mug
  • Exclusive content
  • One personalised video message (per year) for you or someone else
  • Live online Q&A with Ted
  • Early access to tickets for live Ted events
  • General Support

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About TED HANKY

Hello, my name is Ted Hanky ... not the Darts player Ted Hankey (spelt differently)... plus I have hair and prefer snooker. I'm a comedian, podcaster, and creator from Middlesbrough in the North East of England, UK. I genuinely enjoy entertaining, creating online stuff, and making people laugh ... and I'm not bad at it either, or so I'm told. 
I have a weekly podcast called Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast, I host my own comedy nights called The Hanky Panky Comedy Club, and I also gig at various comedy clubs/nights around the UK when I can. 
This page is to help me to continue producing amusing content and stimulate my creativity through financial incentive. I mean getting stuff for free is great isn't it? but what if you could get bigger and better EXCLUSIVE stuff for a small cost?

Please, check out the options available, there are some FANTASTIC rewards for you. If you feel you can contribute on a regular basis I'll make sure you are not disappointed 

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