Terrible Book Club is creating Comedy Book Review Podcasts
5

patrons

$30
per month
We are Paris and Chris of the Terrible Book Club and we read bad books so you don't have to!

https://terriblebooklub.libsyn.com/

We're just hoping to recoup the cost of buying books and hosting the podcast each month. We're not actually looking to make a profit. If we do eventually, great, but that's not the intent.

Any money raised over our basic costs (i.e. to buy one book and host one episode per month) will go back into the podcast. So, if we make more than we expect, we will read more books each month and therefore produce more episodes each month! Essentially, the more money you donate to us, the more we are enslaved to your needs to read terrible books and produce episodes. Haven't you ever wanted your own comedy slaves?

If we've ever made you laugh or given you something to think about, please consider donating $1 - $8 to us each month.

The Terrible Book Club podcast will always be free to listen to, but if you donate money towards the show, you will be eligible for special rewards and exclusive content, such as ...

  • Being thanked on air by name on each episode
  • Choosing a book we read for an episode
  • Chris & Paris watching bad movies or TV shows
  • Dramatic readings of some of your favorite scenes from past books
  • Signed copies of the actual terrible books that we've read

Thanks for your consideration and may you never read another terrible book,
Paris & Chris
Tiers
Bad Bookworm
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Thanks for keeping us alive! You get a thank you mention on every episode for keeping this crap-wagon rolling.
Bad Bookworm, Fancy Reader of Literary Trash
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
You get a personal thank you mention on every episode...


+ PLUS you can be thanked in your name/title of choice, so if you want to be thanked on-air as " Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of her name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons" select this reward and let us know what your fancy name is.

Exacting Editor
$5 or more per month 3 of 12 patrons
You get a personal thank you on every episode...


 + PLUS you can be thanked in your name/title of choice, so if you want to be thanked on-air as " Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of her name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons" select this reward and let us know what your fancy name is. 


+ PLUS a guaranteed book recommendation once per year! This means we will definitely read a book you suggest within one year of your suggestion, no questions asked. 


+ PLUS access to exclusive bonus episodes and content, where we comment over or discuss terrible movies, music, art, really anything that catches our horrible eyes.

+ PLUS you may select a scene from a book we discuss on air to be dramatically re-enacted by Chris and Paris. Please use your newfound powers responsibly.

Loathsome Librarian
$8 or more per month 2 of 12 patrons
You get a personal thank you on every episode...


+ PLUS you can be thanked in your name/title of choice, so if you want to be thanked on-air as " Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of her name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons" select this reward and let us know what your fancy name is. 


+ PLUS a guaranteed book recommendation once per year! This means we will definitely read a book you suggest within one year of your suggestion, no questions asked. 


+ PLUS access to exclusive bonus episodes and content, where we comment over or discuss terrible movies, music, art, really anything that catches our horrible eyes.

+ PLUS you may select a scene from a book we discuss on air to be dramatically re-enacted by Chris and Paris. Please use your newfound powers responsibly.

+ PLUS you may request one copy of one of the actual terrible books we read* to be sent directly to you signed by Paris & Chris with a personal note. Awww, so awful!


*We don't have all of the old books we've read, so please be ready with a back-up choice in case we no longer have your primary choice. If you really, really, really want us to sign one we no longer have we can buy a new copy but obviously it won't be the actual one read for the show.

Goals
$30 of $35 per month
With $35/month, we can afford...
  • Kindle Unlimited for easier access to books!
  • Increased hosting space!

This guarantees 2-3 episodes/month of TBC. 
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We are Paris and Chris of the Terrible Book Club and we read bad books so you don't have to!

https://terriblebooklub.libsyn.com/

We're just hoping to recoup the cost of buying books and hosting the podcast each month. We're not actually looking to make a profit. If we do eventually, great, but that's not the intent.

Any money raised over our basic costs (i.e. to buy one book and host one episode per month) will go back into the podcast. So, if we make more than we expect, we will read more books each month and therefore produce more episodes each month! Essentially, the more money you donate to us, the more we are enslaved to your needs to read terrible books and produce episodes. Haven't you ever wanted your own comedy slaves?

If we've ever made you laugh or given you something to think about, please consider donating $1 - $8 to us each month.

The Terrible Book Club podcast will always be free to listen to, but if you donate money towards the show, you will be eligible for special rewards and exclusive content, such as ...

  • Being thanked on air by name on each episode
  • Choosing a book we read for an episode
  • Chris & Paris watching bad movies or TV shows
  • Dramatic readings of some of your favorite scenes from past books
  • Signed copies of the actual terrible books that we've read

Thanks for your consideration and may you never read another terrible book,
Paris & Chris

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Tiers
Bad Bookworm
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Thanks for keeping us alive! You get a thank you mention on every episode for keeping this crap-wagon rolling.
Bad Bookworm, Fancy Reader of Literary Trash
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
You get a personal thank you mention on every episode...


+ PLUS you can be thanked in your name/title of choice, so if you want to be thanked on-air as " Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of her name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons" select this reward and let us know what your fancy name is.

Exacting Editor
$5 or more per month 3 of 12 patrons
You get a personal thank you on every episode...


 + PLUS you can be thanked in your name/title of choice, so if you want to be thanked on-air as " Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of her name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons" select this reward and let us know what your fancy name is. 


+ PLUS a guaranteed book recommendation once per year! This means we will definitely read a book you suggest within one year of your suggestion, no questions asked. 


+ PLUS access to exclusive bonus episodes and content, where we comment over or discuss terrible movies, music, art, really anything that catches our horrible eyes.

+ PLUS you may select a scene from a book we discuss on air to be dramatically re-enacted by Chris and Paris. Please use your newfound powers responsibly.

Loathsome Librarian
$8 or more per month 2 of 12 patrons
You get a personal thank you on every episode...


+ PLUS you can be thanked in your name/title of choice, so if you want to be thanked on-air as " Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of her name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons" select this reward and let us know what your fancy name is. 


+ PLUS a guaranteed book recommendation once per year! This means we will definitely read a book you suggest within one year of your suggestion, no questions asked. 


+ PLUS access to exclusive bonus episodes and content, where we comment over or discuss terrible movies, music, art, really anything that catches our horrible eyes.

+ PLUS you may select a scene from a book we discuss on air to be dramatically re-enacted by Chris and Paris. Please use your newfound powers responsibly.

+ PLUS you may request one copy of one of the actual terrible books we read* to be sent directly to you signed by Paris & Chris with a personal note. Awww, so awful!


*We don't have all of the old books we've read, so please be ready with a back-up choice in case we no longer have your primary choice. If you really, really, really want us to sign one we no longer have we can buy a new copy but obviously it won't be the actual one read for the show.