Terrible Book Club
is creating Comedy Book Review PodcastsSelect a membership level
Thanks for keeping us alive! You get a personal thank you mention on every episode in the name of your choice.
So, if you would rather be addressed as, "Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of her name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons," instead of, "Sarah," just select this reward and let us know what your fancy name is.
You get a personal thank you on every episode in your name/title of choice...
+ PLUS access to exclusive MST3k-style bonus content where we comment over movies or TV shows related to books we've read on the show. Sometime we might also discuss music, art, or other things that catch our terrible eyes.
+ PLUS a guaranteed book recommendation once per year! This means we will definitely read a book you suggest within one year of your suggestion, no questions asked.
You get a personal thank you on every episode in your name/title of choice...
+ PLUS access to exclusive MST3k-style bonus content where we comment over movies or TV shows related to books we've read on the show. Sometime we might also discuss music, art, or other things that catch our terrible eyes.
+ PLUS a guaranteed book recommendation once per year! This means we will definitely read a book you suggest within one year of your suggestion, no questions asked.
+ PLUS you may select a scene from a book we discuss on air to be dramatically re-enacted by Chris and Paris. Please use your newfound powers responsibly.
+ PLUS you may request one copy of one of the actual terrible books we read* to be sent directly to you signed by Paris & Chris with a personal note. Awww, so awful!
*We don't have all of the old books we've read, so please be ready with a back-up choice in case we no longer have your primary choice. If you really, really, really want us to sign one we no longer have we can buy a new copy but obviously it won't be the actual one read for the show.
About
We're just hoping to recoup the cost of buying books and hosting the podcast each month. We're not actually looking to make a profit. If we do eventually - great! - but that's not the intent.
Special Rewards, such as:
- $1/month: Being thanked by name on each episode!
- $5/month: Choosing a book we read for an episode once per year!
- $10/month: Signed copies of the actual terrible books that we've read! Dramatic readings of a favorite scene from a past book!
Exclusive Patron-Only Content at the $5/month tier or higher, such as:
- Chris & Paris commenting on films and TV shows related to books we've read on the podcast, such as the full length Maradonia film, the entire first Season of the Sword of Truth TV series, and the Canadian Left Behind movie!
- Terriblo's Torture, a video series where Chris and Paris are forced to create a summary, title, or short passage from a made-up book on the spot. If you've ever seen the Scenes from a Hat segment on Whose Line Is It Anyway? it's like that but with 4 hats.
Thank you for your consideration and may you never read another terrible book,
Paris & Chris
Goals
- to produce a second run of bookmarks and additional TBC items like pencils, book/e-reader covers, tote bags, etc.
- to eat a sandwich for each episode produced! You're feeding us snacks now.