That's My New Thing is creating a Podcast!
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Hello Peoples of the World!

Interested in joining That’s My New Thing's loyal two million (potential) fans!?! Curious about helping a youthful Baby Boomer and an old Millennial grow their show and reach more ears!?! Eager to sponsor “Entertainment's Best Mother/Son Duo*!?! Well, you’ve come to the right place!

Here at Patreon we are able to uniquely crowd fund on a recurring monthly basis, like a BOSS. Your collective donations here give us a predictable, steady stream of funds that allow us to plan and offer more exciting content! Other services are designed to fund one big-lump-sum, a strategy for those looking to make one big thing. For example, people creating adult-themed coffee table books or inventing a machine that turns poop into dirt - but still smells like poop. We, on the other hand, are making MANY BIG THINGS! Every week, every month, every year!

We produce new content twice a week!  A classic Tuesday episode for all to enjoy for free and a bonus Thursday episode for our special Patreon sponsors. Donate here to help us continue our mission to entertain the world - every little bit helps! 

Thank you for your time, generosity, and ability to over look a silly poop joke in the second paragraph!

xoxo,
Kingsley and Halynka Benham

*“Entertainment's Best Mother/Son Duo” Is based on our assumption that we definitely win if we are judged by weight or self confidence.
Tiers
More Is More, Sugar!
$2 or more per month
Unlock an additional bonus episode EVERY WEEK and join our fantastic community of patrons. Thank you!
  • Access to PATRON-ONLY BONUS EPISODES on Thursdays!
  • Connect with our other awesome patrons!
It's An Attitude Of Gratitude, Honey!
$5 or more per month
Get a personalized THANK YOU from us read aloud on an upcoming show:
  • We can't promise we'll use the words "Thank" and "You" but we can promise it'll be done A LOUD.
  • Plus all previous rewards
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, Dude!
$10 or more per month
Don't just listen to us, hang out with us (virtually). All you need is a computer and the desire to be amongst great people:
  • Once a month you can join a LIVE hangout with us. We'll chat about life, answer your questions, share behind the scenes stories, and enjoy a bottle of wine.
  • Plus all previous rewards
You're A Total Natural, Babe!
$25 or more per month
You will become the TOPIC for a bonus episode - it will be something completely uniquely you! 
  • A whole bonus episode will be made based on your interests and input! 
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
For You, We Have All The Time In The World, Sweetheart!
$50 or more per month
Receive a That's My New Thing calendar and have us create a special voicemail for you!
  • In December we will be shipping out a calendar for the next year! Be the first person in your home or office with this very special calendar.
  • Also, we will craft a voicemail outgoing greeting especailly for you!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Let's Do Lunch, Darling!
$100 or more per month
Get exclusive That's My New Thing swag!
  • A signed limited-edition That's My New Thing display print 
  • A private (virtual) hang out with us!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
YASSS, Qween!
$1,000 or more per month
Honestly, we are at a loss for words, and ideas! So this donation tier will be VERY PERSONALIZED. 
  • Let us cozy up to you and figure out how we might satisfy your needs. We are willing and prepared to do almost anything short of moving in with you (and even then... we aren't ruling that out).
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
18% complete
We can upgrade our web and audio hosting! Don't get us wrong, we like our current website and hosting companies BUT they are a bit on the slow side... It could be SO MUCH BETTER. It could be faster, cooler, more robust! It could be the website of our dreams! This money directly helps us upgrade the amount of content we produce - right now our finances dictate the length and frequency of our shows. But when we reach this goal we can really start churnning out the magic!
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Hello Peoples of the World!

Interested in joining That’s My New Thing's loyal two million (potential) fans!?! Curious about helping a youthful Baby Boomer and an old Millennial grow their show and reach more ears!?! Eager to sponsor “Entertainment's Best Mother/Son Duo*!?! Well, you’ve come to the right place!

Here at Patreon we are able to uniquely crowd fund on a recurring monthly basis, like a BOSS. Your collective donations here give us a predictable, steady stream of funds that allow us to plan and offer more exciting content! Other services are designed to fund one big-lump-sum, a strategy for those looking to make one big thing. For example, people creating adult-themed coffee table books or inventing a machine that turns poop into dirt - but still smells like poop. We, on the other hand, are making MANY BIG THINGS! Every week, every month, every year!

We produce new content twice a week!  A classic Tuesday episode for all to enjoy for free and a bonus Thursday episode for our special Patreon sponsors. Donate here to help us continue our mission to entertain the world - every little bit helps! 

Thank you for your time, generosity, and ability to over look a silly poop joke in the second paragraph!

xoxo,
Kingsley and Halynka Benham

*“Entertainment's Best Mother/Son Duo” Is based on our assumption that we definitely win if we are judged by weight or self confidence.

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Tiers
More Is More, Sugar!
$2 or more per month
Unlock an additional bonus episode EVERY WEEK and join our fantastic community of patrons. Thank you!
  • Access to PATRON-ONLY BONUS EPISODES on Thursdays!
  • Connect with our other awesome patrons!
It's An Attitude Of Gratitude, Honey!
$5 or more per month
Get a personalized THANK YOU from us read aloud on an upcoming show:
  • We can't promise we'll use the words "Thank" and "You" but we can promise it'll be done A LOUD.
  • Plus all previous rewards
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, Dude!
$10 or more per month
Don't just listen to us, hang out with us (virtually). All you need is a computer and the desire to be amongst great people:
  • Once a month you can join a LIVE hangout with us. We'll chat about life, answer your questions, share behind the scenes stories, and enjoy a bottle of wine.
  • Plus all previous rewards
You're A Total Natural, Babe!
$25 or more per month
You will become the TOPIC for a bonus episode - it will be something completely uniquely you! 
  • A whole bonus episode will be made based on your interests and input! 
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
For You, We Have All The Time In The World, Sweetheart!
$50 or more per month
Receive a That's My New Thing calendar and have us create a special voicemail for you!
  • In December we will be shipping out a calendar for the next year! Be the first person in your home or office with this very special calendar.
  • Also, we will craft a voicemail outgoing greeting especailly for you!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Let's Do Lunch, Darling!
$100 or more per month
Get exclusive That's My New Thing swag!
  • A signed limited-edition That's My New Thing display print 
  • A private (virtual) hang out with us!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
YASSS, Qween!
$1,000 or more per month
Honestly, we are at a loss for words, and ideas! So this donation tier will be VERY PERSONALIZED. 
  • Let us cozy up to you and figure out how we might satisfy your needs. We are willing and prepared to do almost anything short of moving in with you (and even then... we aren't ruling that out).
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards