YOU HAVE EVOLVED BEYOND LOWERCASE. YOUR MONTHLY SUPPORT IS EXTREMELY APPRECIATED AND LOOKS LIKE SCREAMING.

If you wish, your name (or handle) will be displayed on the website as a valued supporter so that others may know it and shout it to the heavens upon the occasion of every orgasm.

You're a rich 12 year old who's traveled here from 1998 and you want to share the time left on your AOL trial CD and a crisp Jackson every month to support this cool Ether website, even though it probably renders weird on Netscape. Because of your overwhelmingly generous patronage, we won't judge you for riding your shift key like a pogo stick to look cool.

Like those capslock lunatics, you will also get the option to be honored by name on the website for your support, but your name will be displayed in a badass 90s-internet-themed mini-shrine.