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The Angry Noodle is a leftist journal for fun lists, writing tips, satire, science fiction and fantasy stories, and some angry rants. Lots and lots of angry rants.

*noodle noises*

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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 50 exclusive posts
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11
Writings
3
Videos

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