TERRORIST LEADER: SEBASTIAN BRIGHT BOTTOM
we are in need of your assistance, if you are hero enough. Your beloved
terrorist leader, has been subsisting on canned beans, and one dollar steaks for far too long. If you're man enough to stand up for freedom, and like big titty women, then it is your duty to relinquish your hard earned dinero to me (Sebastian.) All those who heed thy holy calling, shall be greatly rewarded in this life, and the next, and I (Sebastian) will indeed fux wit u. The bell has rung. The alarm has sounded. Now, a choice is to be made. Are you a hero, or a wienie/lame-duck?
Choose your destiny, and join your leader (Sebastian) in the
Fat-Faggot Rude Dude Militia, today!
Sebastian R. BrightBottom