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hello, it me PARKER. I have been tweeting for five and a half years and man is it hard!!!!!!! I work a REAL job at a REAL place that I (PARKER) take off work to TWEET for YOU my LOYAL fan!!! I listen to the Bryan and Vinny show so you know I really love this business!!!!! Please help me tweet about wrestling I dont want to work anymore and I can't my bills!!! like Heath Slater says I got kids.I need this job!!!!!!
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Man, this was a tough one to make but ultimately I decided we will listen to a GRANNY episode of the Bryan and Vinny show together.
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hello, it me PARKER. I have been tweeting for five and a half years and man is it hard!!!!!!! I work a REAL job at a REAL place that I (PARKER) take off work to TWEET for YOU my LOYAL fan!!! I listen to the Bryan and Vinny show so you know I really love this business!!!!! Please help me tweet about wrestling I dont want to work anymore and I can't my bills!!! like Heath Slater says I got kids.I need this job!!!!!!

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Pledge $1 or more per month
I will tweet you saying, "I like your tweets"
Pledge $3 or more per month
I will follow you for 3 hours on a monday(I choose what time!!!!!) and I will tweet my thoughts on Bruno Sammartinos first run as WWWF champ.
Pledge $5 or more per month
Virtual blowjob!!!! and a pic of my underwear in ur DM.
Pledge $10 or more per month
I will be in a private group chat with you and we will talk about the 2012 NFL season.
Pledge $20 or more per month
Man, this was a tough one to make but ultimately I decided we will listen to a GRANNY episode of the Bryan and Vinny show together.
Pledge $100 or more per month
I will personally come to where you live and eat your ass.