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The Slightly Simple Warrior

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Rudely awakened by the sound of battle, you throw yourself out the door wearing nothing but your underwear, gripping your trusty rusty sword and a can of energy drink.

1] The satisfaction of throwing a dollar at us from afar.
Includes Discord benefits

The Cultured Knight

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Your alarm clock rings giving you ample time to make some toast and a cup of tea before getting your knights clobber on & making your way civilly over to the battle. You walk for five minutes before remembering that you left your ****ing keys in the door.

1] A mention at the end of each OG podcast as an executive producer
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The Deft Royal Guard

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The battle rages as you stand close by, sipping on a flask of hot cocoa. Occasionally a bit of blood splatters on your Gucci armour, as the sounds of your enemies screams barely penetrate through your noise cancelling headphones. You note that the FTSE has increased slightly.

1] All other tier benefits.
2] Access to our [manic] team WhatsApp group.
3] Ask our Desert Island Cartridge guests questions.

The Deft Royal Guard, But With a Sticker

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$10
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A sticker for you to stick on anything you want. We're not judging you.

1] All other tier benefits.
2] Access to our [manic] team WhatsApp group.
3] Ask our Desert Island Cartridge guests questions.
4] An exclusive sticker [after 3 months].
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It's a sticker for you to show your undying love for the TCP

The Deft Royal Guard, But With A Mug

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The battle has finished and your start to make your back home. Something shiny catches your eye. It's a mug. Wow. Like i don't have a million of these at home... 

1] All other tier benefits.
2] Access to our [manic] team WhatsApp group.
3] Ask our Desert Island Cartridge guests questions.
4] An exclusive mug [after 3 months]
Exclusive Mug
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This mug grants you the ability to drink hot drinks. Nice.

The Deft Royal Guard, But With a Hoodie

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Please don't purchase this tier. The hoodie will make all of your friends really jealous and they won't like you anymore. You will lose your friends. Don't do it. Just go for the mug tier. Don't you dare.

1] All other tier benefits.
2] Access to our [manic] team WhatsApp group.
3] Ask our Desert Island Cartridge guests questions.
4] An exclusive hoodie. [after 3 months]
Exclusive Hoodie
Fulfilled by Patreon
A grey, simple hoodie with our logo on it. Wonderful.

The Deity

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You are omnipotent and all-knowing. They battle for your mercy and love, spilling blood to please you. What they don't realise is that you're not even arsed about their fighting today, because your significant other is upset that you went out with all the other gods two weekends on the run, leaving them to do the big shop on their own whilst you nurse a helluva hangover. As a passive aggressive punishment, they don't buy the brand of bread that you like. You have to settle for the cheap stuff that evaporates at the sign of a buttered knife. Nightmare. 

1] All other tier benefits.
2] An exclusive hoodie [after 3 months].
3] An exclusive sticker [after 3 months].
4] Record your own private or public Desert Island Cartridge with a TCP team of your choice. [after 3 months]
Exclusive Merch
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Includes
  • Exclusive Sticker - It's a sticker for you to show your undying love for the TCP
  • Exclusive Hoodie - A grey, simple hoodie with our logo on it. Wonderful.

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About The Cross Players

We make cheerily irreverent content about video games. Please consider supporting what we do with a kind donation to help pay for our site, podcast costs and recording gear.

Love, 

TCP Team
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To cover the costs of our website and cloud audio hosting.

Running our website and Soundcloud are relatively inexpensive, but we still have several plans to improve our online presence. With 20 patrons, we would be able to achieve this goal and bring you several quick improvements to how we expedite our content.
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