Dick Masterson

is creating The Dick Show
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GFY Dick

For years, you've told me to go fuck myself. For a dollar a month, I'll tell the same thing to you. At this level, you'll get a special Go Fuck Yourself on the show page and, unlike my apologies, I'll mean it.
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Dick Rage Not-A-Lottery Ticket

I've gotten billions of emails from people asking me to talk about their favorite topic on the show. To satisfy your craving for Dick, I'll be doing a Rage Selection each month. The winner will have their topic ranted about on the show. This also includes a GFY.

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Dick Extension

You want more Dick? You got it. At this level, we'll record a bonus episode once a month just for subscribers. You'll also get two Rage Not-A-Lottery tickets and a very special GFY.

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Private Dick

Don't rely on leaked screenshots for your Dick fix anymore. At this level, you'll get access to additional behind the scenes bonus content. Get your questions answered by my life coach or my man. You tell me who has it all figured out. I'll try to get Sean to give you an affirmative nod. This includes all levels beneath it.
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Dick In Your Face

Not getting enough live Dick from Chatroulette? At this level, you'll get a live access feed to Dick & Co as we entertain you. If this technology does not exist, I will invent it. You'll also get access to the live chatroom (Discord), so you can send Sean your sexy messages. This includes all levels beneath it.
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About Dick Masterson

The world would be a better place if everyone got more Dick. You want Dick, your friends want Dick, your mom definitely wants Dick--even though she might not say so because she's classy, be sure that she does. And that's exactly what you're supporting with this Patreon, Dick for everyone. Dick, more dick, and better Dick.


Dick is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, "Are you a rage?" and "What even is a libertarian?" This Dick might be a little shorter than what you're used to, but this Dick will also be much beefier.

Over the years, you've gotten to know me as Dick Masterson, author of Men Are Better Than Women and devastating dropper of truth-bombs, or as Dick Masterson, the "troll" who shot a red-hot chili pepper up Dr. Phil's ass, or as Dick Masterson the co-host of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, a show that ranted about serious problems like guys asking about your dog and getting pee on your pants. Now, by supporting this Patreon, get to know me as Dick Masterson, the host of my very own podcast: Dick.

By supporting this Patreon, you'll not only get plenty of Dick in your ear, but you'll make sure thousands of others get a fat dose of Dick in theirs as well--and who doesn't want that? So whip something valuable out of your pants (your credit card; don't be crass) and make the world a better place. Like I said, the world would be better if everyone got more Dick.

Thanks and GFY!


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Road Rage

Get a handful of Dick. Get loaded with Dick. Get a look at a six foot Dick when The Dick Show takes the rage on the road. Dick, Sean, and all the rest bring the pageantry, the Hot Goss, and the technical fuck-ups you've come to know and love on The Dick Show to your town. Locations TBD.
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