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GFY Dick

For years, you've told me to go fuck myself. For a dollar a month, I'll tell the same thing to you. At this level, you'll get a special Go Fuck Yourself on the show page and, unlike my apologies, I'll mean it.
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Dick Rage Lottery Ticket

I've gotten billions of emails from people asking me to talk about their favorite topic on the show. To satisfy your craving for Dick, I'll be doing a Rage Drawing each month. The winner will have their topic ranted about on the show. This also includes a GFY.
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Dick Extension

You want more Dick? You got it. At this level, we'll record a bonus episode once a month just for subscribers. You'll also get two Rage Lottery tickets and a very special GFY.
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Private Dick

Don't rely on leaked screenshots for your Dick fix anymore. At this level, you'll get access to additional behind the scenes bonus content. Get your questions answered by my life coach or my man. You tell me who has it all figured out. I'll try to get Sean to give you an affirmative nod. This includes all levels beneath it.
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Dick In Your Face

Not getting enough live Dick from Chatroulette? At this level, you'll get a live access feed to Dick & Co as we entertain you. If this technology does not exist, I will invent it (probably Google Hangouts). You'll also get access to the live chatroom so you can send Sean your sexy messages. This includes all levels beneath it.
Rewards
Pledge $1 or more per month
233 patrons
GFY Dick

For years, you've told me to go fuck myself. For a dollar a month, I'll tell the same thing to you. At this level, you'll get a special Go Fuck Yourself on the show page and, unlike my apologies, I'll mean it.
Pledge $2 or more per month
13 patrons
Dick Rage Lottery Ticket

I've gotten billions of emails from people asking me to talk about their favorite topic on the show. To satisfy your craving for Dick, I'll be doing a Rage Drawing each month. The winner will have their topic ranted about on the show. This also includes a GFY.
Pledge $5 or more per month
3110 patrons
Dick Extension

You want more Dick? You got it. At this level, we'll record a bonus episode once a month just for subscribers. You'll also get two Rage Lottery tickets and a very special GFY.
Pledge $10 or more per month
284 patrons
Private Dick

Don't rely on leaked screenshots for your Dick fix anymore. At this level, you'll get access to additional behind the scenes bonus content. Get your questions answered by my life coach or my man. You tell me who has it all figured out. I'll try to get Sean to give you an affirmative nod. This includes all levels beneath it.
Pledge $20 or more per month
502 patrons
Dick In Your Face

Not getting enough live Dick from Chatroulette? At this level, you'll get a live access feed to Dick & Co as we entertain you. If this technology does not exist, I will invent it (probably Google Hangouts). You'll also get access to the live chatroom so you can send Sean your sexy messages. This includes all levels beneath it.