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You want two newspapers, but you also really really like us! For a lot more money each month, you can support the creative endeavors of your beloved Drunken Canal AND we'll put you on the shoutout list in our famed Classifieds every issue! This is not tax deductible but we'll totally buy you a martini whenever you're in town! 
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About The Drunken Canal

Hello Downtown Delinquents! It's us, The Drunken Canal! Your least reliable but most trusted news source. Turns out print is a hot commodity and we've been bombarded with begs and pleas to provide biased news to those of you unwilling or unable to make it to the Lower East Side... however, we have decided to CLOSE OUR PATREON. Issues will now be available for purchase through our website (coming soon!).. thanks to everyone who subscribed!  

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