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Get access to The Five Count Vault! We have various recordings never made public, including the first five years of the show! We also have recordings from other shows we've been a part of, performances from The Five Count House Band, never-before heard pledge drive recordings, and miscellaneous nonsense you're sure to love!

If two hours of The Five Count a week isn't cutting it, we've got enough content to make you puke in your soup! We might even have some Patreon-exclusive content up our sleeves! Let us know what you'd like!




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About The Five Count

Hosted by Dustin Wilmes & Juston "Ton" Cline, The Five Count is broadcast on KMSU-Mankato and KMSK-Austin in Minnesota. Find the show on and wherever you download your favorite podcasts. Join us by calling/texting (507) 519-2030.

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If we reach $100 a month, we'll produce an extra, uncensored episode of The Five Count every month for our patrons. We'll take topic suggestions, music requests, and invite the patrons to join us on the show! Ton might even sing a song about you using his King Diamond-like falsetto!
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